Near End

2011 is closing up soon.
So, what's your New Year Resolution?
:D

Stay classy, my friends.
Let's give 2012 a warmth welcome!

You know what?
I do care :)

'' 其实我很想读书的，可是我不知道为什么会在这里吃popcorn? ''
-Lim Chan Chung
(Friend)

End.

HOx3

25th of December.

Merry Christmas to everyone!
2011 is ending soon the final is creeping nearer and nearer to me.

Gotta buckle up!

Anyway, I rarely slept for the past two days.
Really had fun.

Friday - My House Steamboat Party
Saturday - Genting Highlands for XMas countdown!

And also watched Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol at Genting Cineplex.

Few of my friends just slept through the whole movie because of the tiredness.
Anyway, a pretty solid action movie.
Loads of explosions and stuffs, I still prefer MI3 though, but had fun throughout the movie and Tom Cruise is really getting older and older.
Rated: 8/10


Well, just a short update to show that I'm still healthy after all these shits.
It's currently the night of Christmas and I'm not going anywhere,
I wanna go out now!
Lonely lonely christmas.
D:

I don't really know what to do, please help me.

Give up?

'' Your daddy must've been a drug dealer (why?), cause you dope. ''

-Dev ft. The Cataracs
(Top of the World)

End.

I Work Out

So, ever wonder how's the life of a day in my parent's office?
I'm gonna show you people one example of how I '' work out'' :p

So it's just now another regular day at work.
Very simple, have to print some shitty images on a simple card only.
How to do it?
Follow these simple steps and you can become a Gold Foil Printing Expert!

First of all, you need a machine to print the images.


Then, you just need to place the card in the correct position underneath the machine, press a button, the machine will auto lower down and print an image on the card.


If you wonder what will happen if you place your finger under the machine, well, your fingers will be serve as a sumptuous meal of McFingers!
Deep fried and juicy!

Next, the card is finished.


Well, you just need to repeat the steps above until you reached around 200 cards, then you can place them nicely inside a box and tape it shut.




But then, I realized something.

dam...
dam...
dam...
dam...
dam...
dam...
dam...
dam...
dam...
dam...



WTF! FML... D:


Anyway, today I went to buy goodies with Pei Yin and Biao Mei,
loads of fun.

And just had a nice dinner with my family, so long never have such a dinner with them, really felt grateful :)

Happy Early Christmas to each and everyone of ya!
RAWRRRRR!

'' Happy Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday and Happy Shut The Fuck Up! ''
-James Rolfe
(The Angry Video Game Nerd)

End.

Heart. Part 8

Dominating the Internet.

December 15th 2011,
what a day.

I've learnt a lot of things.

Thanks to my own lil lovely personal sister :)
Really thank you, you taught me a lot.

Must look at things with a wider vision.
If not how to do business jek, :)


I'm fine.

'' Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. ''

-Edward Maya

(Stereo Love)

End.

TOP 10 : My Top 10 Most-Favourited Hit Songs of 2011

Well, nothing much about this post, just look at the title.
Since 2011 is coming to an end, and I've never done such a post before, guess I will do it now starting everytime near the end of the year.

Counting down Kelvin's Top 10 Most-Favourited Songs of this year! (Mostly Pop songs though)
Let's get it on!


10. Last Friday Night

Rebecca Black is in this! Go Katy Beth Terry!

9. The Edge of Glory
All I can say is that this is the best Gaga song.

8. I Like It Like That

This band needs to be big! What a fucking addictive song!

7. Pumped Up Kicks
What a high song to complete your year.

6. Geronimo

Screw Rihanna, this is Aura Dione!

5. Paradise

Coldplay, just so damn epic.

4. Someone Like You

Way better than Rolling in the Deep.

3. Lighters
Eminem and Bruno Mars = EPIC COMBO!

2. Sexy and I Know It
This needs no introduction.

And now you people, get ready for the Number 1 song!

dam...
dam...
dam...
dam...
dam...
dam...

dam...

dam...

TA DAM!

JUSTIN BIEBER - MISTLETOE!
Woah woah woah wait wait wait!
Fuck no, I'm just kidding, don't get mad at me first please, :p


So, here's the real NUMBER ONE! ♥

If you haven't listen this song yet, what the fuck are you still reading this, click the play button you dumbasses!

Well, that concludes my list. Musics never die fuck yea!

Christmas is coming soon, hohohohoho!
Take care my friends :D

'' Terrible. ''

-DEM3

(Friends)

End.

Shots!

RAWR!


Went and watched Hebe's signature concert yesterday at my college.
Seriously, cheap thing no good thing, RM10 for a ticket just to see her tiny ant head from far far away. Also don't know went there do what de -.-

But then we go second round at Beer Factory @ Sunway Giza, and that's the main event of the night.

Had a freaking awesome night though, everyone were dancing and shaking like it's the end of the world.
One of the best night ever, but then when the pain kicks into your head, that's when the fun stops, lol.

Anyways, this week is the last week of this semester, final is near soon and so is Christmas and New Year. Shizzz, now that's life.

Just gonna have fun in both enjoying and studying :)

'' If I ever get Bieber Fever just let the fever kill me. ''

-Evil_Dumbledore

(Twitter)

End.

Heart. Part 7

I can't see the end.


I just wanna say that, sometimes somethings aren't what you predict to be.
What you don't expect it to happen and it will really happen for you to see.
I'm really not in the mood now.

Sometimes I think that, if you can find a job, that makes you earn fucking shitloads of money, but what you need to do for the job is that your working space are just a small area and you need to work like shit. But the payoff is fucking high, well, will you be happy?
You don't have any friends, your social life sucks shit, you are rich, but what you get?
Can you buy happiness with money? What can you buy?
Lift up your mobile phone and call the hooker-hotline?
You think that can buy you a happiness?
I know this thinking is pretty pointless, but that's just how I feel about things sometimes.

I guess life is like that.
Ups and downs, hot and cold, fuck you life.
You make everything so damn complicated, yet beautiful at the same time.

I treasure the people that I love a lot, I just wanna let them know how I feel sometimes.
:(
I think this whole post is so fucking pointless.

'' None. ''

-None

(None)

End.

Supersonic Heart

Look at the stars, look at how they shine for you.


Soon the year 2011 will end.
What comes after this year is the marvelous year 2012,
personally 2012 is a very special year based on my opinion because it's just sooo damn powerful that many dumbasses think that it's the year that will end the world, all at once.

Well, the Earth that we are living on will definitely end, but not so soon la dumbasses.
Just because of some stupid calendar then many people think that it's the end of the world, then we human mai not very weak?


But though, if I am there to witness the end of the world, I don't beg for much, I just hope that I can meet her right before the world collapses, lol.

Just kidding la, lol, but seriously, hmmm...


Oh yeah, talk about bad news, this semester's final starts right after Christmas and before New Year I think, what a fucking good way to end this year, damn.

Gotta buckle up :)

'' Kap kong gong mai! ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

End.

Lookey

Oh my oh my, in a blink of an eye it's December already!
And December is so damn overrated!

最近比较烦!


Indulge yourself in awesomeness!

'' 我要大把大把 guat 7 他的啦! ''
-Zheng Han
(Friend)

End.

W.O.M.M : Roads!

Da dam da dam!

Hola! It's another W.O.M.M post for you guys to enjoy :D

Today I would like to talk about the transportation systems in Malaysia.
For your information, I am now driving to college everyday so I've learnt a lot about drivings and roads and shits and stuffs.
To be honest, the traffic system in Malaysia is a pile of fucking bullshit.

First let's talk about the drivers.
Kari lembu all selfish like shit.
I don't want say what la, drivers in KL all really no eyes see one. Cut here cut there, honk here honk there, all like rushing to hell or something.
Somemore they are fucking rude and impatient, making me wanna punch them in their faces, like seriously.

Then, TRAFFIC JAM!
Why other countries don't have the issue traffic jam one?
Why Malaysia have such fucked-up tragedy one?
Today I baru jammed while driving to Times Square from Setapak, tell you,
those roads, 不是人走的.

Oh yeah, not to mention those fucking holes on the road.
Walao eh! Government ah, you so many money and so free then spend some of it and go repair those holes la, big like shit, make me when driving need to dodge here dodge there, like playing dodgeball, while on the road.
And when your car ran over one of the holes, BOM!
You sure feel like damn wanna cry one, damn pity the car, they don't deserve all these shits!

Petrol price so high, maintenance fee so high, really making me become sohai already.
GAHHHHHH!

'' Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. ''
-Christopher Llyod a.k.a Doc
(Back to the Future Part 2)

End.

Skill-rex

Introducing my new favourite artist,

Skrillex!

I don't know about you, but this guy is fuckinggggg AMAZING!
If you're into Electro, Dubstep musics, I think you definitely will know about this guy.
For me, he is seriously way better than Deadmau5, the drops are just freaking insane and mindblowing.

And now I know why Christina Grimmie loves him so much.



His most famous song.

Oh yeah by the way, the ''YES OH MY GOSH'' soundclip in the song is actually taken from this video if you didn't know.


So now, just sit back and enjoy his jaw-dropping musics.


Off-topic:
Later am going to college to have a english debate competition.
Gotta shoot the asses out of my opponents, lol.
Just kiddin', I'm not so bad okay?
:)


More W.O.M.M posts will be posted soon.
Stay tuned and until then,
keep on checking :D

'' And now I'm stuntin' like Gucci Gucci Louis Louis Fendi Fendi Prada. ''
-Kreayshawn
(Gucci Gucci)

End.

F-O-R-E-V-E-R A-L-O-N-E

I just say what got my attention.


So, Monday am facing the second ME Coursework Test, I did kinda well in the first one, so this one is not really a matter for me because I don't need to be afraid of failing.

The past few days been kinda weird and hard for me, well, something happened though.
And then something happened lagi, its like a thing happened inside another thing,
I guess you can call it thingception.
Very deep right? :P

Well, I've learned that some people around me are actually very important to me,
I think I will be pretty darn sad if I lose them, so I will appreciate them.
Sometimes, you just need to figure it out on your own. :)

Tho' sometimes the truth fucking hurts...
D:

Follow my Twitter:
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi
Sekian, terima kasih.


Last but not least,

I call this song a fuckin' classic.

Conversation of the day,

Lor Yao:'' 我说的只是事实嘛! ''
'' 五十可以吗? ''
-Lim Chan Chung
(Sohai Friend)

End.

Her souls slide away...

Remember I ranked this song as my most-favourited song of all time in one of my old post?
Link here: http://meandyouforthewin.blogspot.com/2010/10/oh-my-god-not-another-ranking-post.html

Well, guess what, it still tops the spot.
Yes, there may be rocks and sands in a freaking desert, but there's only one Oasis.

I know quite a number of friends that are also a fan of Oasis too, but there's just not enough of them.

If only they can come back and make good musics again,
the world will be a better place.

:)
I think about a lot of things when I'm listening to their songs, it makes me feel better.
I guess I will sing their songs during some of the most-special moments in my life.
I mean it!

'' Twitter keeps going over capacity. Clearly some of you need to get off the computer and lose weight. ''
-Lord_Voldemort7
(Twitter)

End.

那些年

Those years.


Yeah yeah yeah, shit tons of people've been talking and shouting about this movie recently.
And I've watched it last Friday at Pavillion with my classmates.

Yeah, you're right, it's time for another movie review!

Giddens Ko, also known as 九把刀, revamped his popular-selling novel into a movie and guess what, the outcome is fucking satisfying.

Not long into the movie you will find yourselves laughing into some of the most yellow but yet funny shits that are going on in the movie.

But before that, this movie is strictly for matured audiences only.
Why? Because we all know that Giddens Ko is not any ordinary man, he can be crazy, romantic, gory shits and all sorts of other bizzare stuffs at a same time. And this is why we love him.

Well, if you are his loyal novels' reader, you will notice that some of the lines in the movie were taken directly from his novels, which is good!
It reminds me of a lot of the memorable stuffs from his novel too.

Giddens Ko sure put a lot of his thoughts into his works, he definetely deserves prizes.

The movie, hysterical yet meaningful, is definitely the Chinese Blockbuster of the year, be sure to check it out if you managed to buy the tickets.

Rated: 8.5/10

'' 请你 sau pei p-l-z! ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

End.

Falling in Reverse

Yeah yeah yeah I know I've been extremely lazy to blog recently.

Don't know why lar, just feel like doesn't have the force to push me to blog.
Guess I need to sit down and calm calm first, but I definitely won't stop blogging lar, this blog will be alive forever I promise.

Anyway, about me recently.
Well, I now can drive more frequently compare to few months ago already, which is really good. Can go anywhere I want without worrying whether got transport or not. :)

College stuffs still normal as usual. Everyday playing and fooling around with my classmates, ohh, gotta love em', all really nice and dependable friends :D


And I've watched In Time last week with my friends.
Pretty good movie I must say, better than what I had expected.
Yes it's a bit ridiculous but sometimes aren't fictional movies are suppose to be ridiculous?
So I give this one a 7/10.
p/s: Amanda Seyfried changed so much! :O


Eh, sometimes flipping through those old episodes of Gantz and Bleach to read back really fun one lor, brings back a lot of old memories when I was reading them last time.
Why can't they release the episodes more often, wait die me lo!


Here's a quality song.

How come I've missed out such an awesome song for so many years? The original video view count in Youtube is around 31 million views!


So, keep on reading my friends.
And follow my twitter will ya:
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi

'' GLY! FOP! ''
-Zheng Han
(Friend)

End.

Elevates

Witness the power of Seororo!

3 years ago, there I am,
creating this blog with that crazy ass Jer Jer.

And here am I, in the year 2011, still blogging and blogging and blogging shits and stuffs.
To be honest, blogging has become a part of my life.
When I'm sad, I blog.
When I'm happy, I blog.

I don't know whether many people will often read my blog or not, but the point is, I'm happy when I'm scribbling my thoughts in this blog. So, as my friend said,
''Happy 就好!''
Don't fret, my friends.

Oh yeah, tomorrow IOM test, then after that I think is Karaoke session with my classmates, hope its gonna be a fun day :D


Until then, keep on banging to one of the craziest tune ever.

'' 我不发火他当我是Hello Kitty!?''
-Oh Tsun Yue
(Friend)

End.

Extreme Introduction

I am not a manga-whore, I read manga just to spend some of my time when I'm bored.
There's this one particular manga that I would like to talk about today.
For me, this can be consider as one of the best manga out there today, even better than Bleach, or Naruto and One Piece, although I didn't read Naruto and One Piece.



It is Gantz.


What is Gantz? What makes this manga so special? Why is it worth-reading? Is this manga really so interesting? Well, I would like to write a review about this manga in this post, hope you enjoy reading this review :)

Gantz started the run during the year 2000, by the author Oku Hiroya.
It took place in Tokyo, any ordinary manga is.

A pair of high-school students, Kei Kurono and Masaru Koto are just having their daily life in this city.
But something unfortunate happened, they are both hit by a train while trying to save a drunken guy that fell into the railroad.
Now this is where the story begins.
As soon as you saw them get hit, their heads flew out and bloods splattered everywhere. From this point onward you know that Gantz is not any ordinary manga, it is truly different and fucking insane, extreme. But after that, they disappeared from the subway-station.

Did they died? They vanished into thin air, what happened to them?
If you wanna know, just read the manga.

In Gantz, the rule of happy-ending doesn't exist at all. It fucks with your mind, your most-favourited character will die anytime. Maybe even the lead characters. You will find yourselves bawling after reading some of the most depressing scenes you could ever find in all those mangas out there. One thing, it's not over-ridiculous too, there is nothing like in Bleach, when you are going to die, some assholes will show up and rescue you. No no no, in here, if you are fucked, yes, you really are fucked.

Yes, this manga is filled with some of the goriest stuffs you can ever see in a manga, but, it also contains a lot of touching, romantic, intense scenes.

Trust me, when you started reading it, you can't stop.
Oku Hiroya is a genius for writing such a manga.
But before that, let me warn you, this manga is not really for those who are looking for some lovey-dovey stuffs in manga, a big NO!
It has a lot of bloods, nude bodies, more bloods, more nude shits, and more more more bloods.
So if you cannot stand these kind of shits, I recommend you not to watch it.

But if you are okay with these stuffs, and you still haven't seen this masterpiece before.
What the fuck are you doing? Go and read it now!
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/gantz/?no_warning=1
Bookmark the link above, and ready to get mindfucked.

Rated: 9.5/10

'' 老鼠开洞sohai征! ''
-Forgot who from 2A8 liao
(Friend)

End

Bring Them Out!

<3


I know I'm late for a week,
but, they are back,
as POWERFUL as ever.

Apologies to them because I wasn't paying attention to them at all, but now,
I find out that, I'm still a part of them.
A sone, always a sone, forever a sone.
:D

'' Adele - Onion like you. ''
-EvilDumbledore
(Twitter-VegetableSongs)

End.

Vibe RAWR!

Yeah, that's me x)

Hey people, how are all of you recently?

Today I would like to introduce my new favourite drum and bass band to all of you.
Ladies and gentlemen, they are PENDULUM!

I dare you to listen to their songs without moving and banging your head, it's a hardcore test!
:P

Just wanna share some of their songs to you so that you can have a taste of their dopeness.
Enjoy!






Until then, keep on banging!

'' 你有意见吗现在? ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

End.

Runnin' and Screamin'

Classic, indeed.


Finally finished English Presentation today,
feels satisfied with my performance.
Can't wait for the two days Deepavali holiday next week.
Thinking about where to go and have fun.
:P

Yeah, I super lazy to blog now,
don't know why, no mood to blog,
stay tuned for my feelings to come back please.
And be sure to follow my Twitter:
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi


I think I am adorable!
:DDDDDD

'' I feel like a hero, and you're my heroine. ''
-Boys Like Girls
(Hero-Heroine)

End.

Watercolour

DOPE EPIC AWESOME!


Okay okay okay readers,
I know I've been very very lazy lately and really doesn't care about blogging, but here I am,
finally realized that it's time to blog if not really gathers dust already.

Anyway, I'm doing quite well in college.
Always having fun in here and there, eat here eat there, play here play there, lol.
Then next week is the week of my individual English Presentation thingy, can't wait for it,
A lot of people are afraid of this but I think its fun! :D


And I wanna share one awesome movie that is coming out next year.

MUST... WATCH... THIS... *insert (meme) face here*


And I'm playing Soccer Manager, contact me if you wanna play with me :)
That's all for today, follow my Blog or my Twitter to make me become a part of your life,
whoaaa, sounds gay weih :P

'' Twilight? Meh lan lei geh? ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

End.

Short Update :D

All of the lights.

Hey yoooooo readerssss!
Excuse for my last post, been menstruating for the past few days :P
Anyway, I'm back with full forces la, so don't think that I'm dead and gone kay?

Today actually my classmate Han organized liao exercise plan after class one, but seems like a lot of people also put us aeroplane, -.-
Next time really need people's 100% confirmation only can organize, if not sure macam today one, play a while then balik rumah sudah.

Oh yeah hor, happy belated birthday to Papan Choi Yee and Deon Big Guy,
生日快乐 and hope papan can faster grow bigger and big guy and become even stronger. :p


Will be back soon with another W.O.M.M post, stay tuned!
Before that, songs I recommend to listen for this week:

Evanescene - Going Under
Bruno Mars - It Will Rain
LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It
The Used - Pretty Handsome Awkward


Until then, keep on trolling!

'' Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. ''
-Steve Jobs
(R.I.P)

End.

o-<-<):

No one understands me, fuck it.
So, I died today,
word.

'' I'm going under, controlling you. ''
-Evanescene
(Going Under)

End.

Octo-fucking-ber

My 2010 birthday :)

During secondary school, when the year is coming to and end, we all will be very happy because the final holiday is coming soon.
But in college it's different, holiday comes after the end of a semester, and unfortunately, this December we are facing our second final exam.
Cannot play hard rock hard liao,
:(

Anyway,
I love DEM3 :D


Last but not least,
follow my Twitter please: http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi

'' Sometimes we tend to do many things in life, but we often forget about ourselves. ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

End.

I'm Sexy and I Know It

Oh my gosh!

Well, these few days really keep out non-stop,
really hang kai until crazy already, must buckle up lor,
if not all money will be consumed fully.
:(

And so, today went to Times Square to celebrate Pei Yin Gei Gei's birthday.
Tumpang Wei Hou's car and we traffic jammed the whole way from Setapak to Times Square, damn unlucky, lol!
First we went Neway lo, then Kim Gary for dinner, then went to arcade for a while and back home after that.

Waited Rapid KL with Terence until sot already, when you want the bus to come, they never come, but when you don't want it, they will keep come pop up one, damn sien -.-


And so, this concludes my day.
Last but not least, here's a song for all of you people who thinks that you are so damn sexy.

I work out! Wiggle!

'' I want to have a better body, but I hate working out. ''
-DamnItsTrue
(Twitter)

End.

W.O.M.M : Evolution of Musics

Listen.

Today I would like to talk about the change and the evolution of musics nowadays.
Many people will say that the 70's and the 80's are arguably the best era of music of all time.
Well, because that I wasn't born so early, so I don't really know about the musics back then.
But I do know that there were really some damn fucking epic songs back then.

I will list out some of them so you guys can go check em' out:
Take On Me, Stairway to Heaven, Don't Stop Me Now, Another Brick In The Wall, and many many more of the hits by Michael Jackson and various famous artists.

Anyway, for me I prefer the musics in the early 2000, those are the best in my opinion.
Remember when Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte were some of the rockest bands out there, I simply love their musics.

But since time is passing, world is changing, many of the artists will try to change their style of musics too.
Thus it created negative effects too. Many of the hardcore fans will feel like this ain't the style of their idol anymore and they will become haters and bitch about it.

Just take a look at artists nowadays.

This is one of the great example. Linkin Park went from their nu-metal style into this sort of pop rock style. Anyway, it's okay for me since they didn't went too far. I still love them.

All the artists try to change their looks and try to catch everyone's attention.
Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj,
they are some crazy bitches. They are sooo fucking crazy but you just can't stop loving them.
For me, their musics are okay too, at least not some Justine Beaver shits lar.

Finally, here's one thing I need to complain about.
The new Lee Hom song 火力全开, for me it's superrrb annoying.
I mean, it's not bad, it's fucking bad.
I'm just saying my opinion lar, this kind of style really not suit Lee Hom, I don't care whether he copied ''Blow'' by Kesha or not, overall it's a really bad and sucky song.
Sighh...


And so it all comes down to one damn true lyrics of one of the song by Travie McCoy and Adam Levine.

'' Because good music can be so hard to find. ''
-Adam Levine and Travie McCoy
(Stereo Hearts)

End.

To Arthur!

Heyyyy guyss!
Well, yesterday I went to work as one of the crew in the Arthur's Day event at Serdang.
Actually, it's my first time working in this kind of event show so it's been an eye-opening for me at there.

Just cut this short lar, I snake jor my work and went to the front to catch all the performances.
Taio Cruz was just like 10 metres away from me only.
In my opinion, his performance of ''Higher'' is the highlight of the entire night.
Anyway, ended the tiring night with my buddies by suppering outside of my house.

Here are just few of the photos that I took before the show start.







Eh, it's been such a long time since I've posted photos in my blog, hahaha!
Last but not least, can't stop listening to 還是要幸福 by Hebe.
She really changed a lot, super mature already, damn likey her.
:)

Awww, so tired of all these shits.

'' 最后, 人鱼公主还是被放逐了. ''
-Hebe
(還是要幸福)

End.

Heart. Part 6

So :'(
Just :'(

Sometimes...

'' None. ''
-None
(None)

End.

Best song to listen while you're high...

And it's a song with dark but interesting lyrics too.
Just google the lyrics and you will know what I mean.


Tomorrow the results of my first semester exam will be out, I super super nervous and anxious now. If all subjects pass, then I can kill pig return god already.

GOD BLESS ME!
:O

'' My thing is this; if I'm sick enough to think it, then I'm sick enough to say it. ''
-Eminem
(Internation Artist)

End.

Another Movie Review

Well, yesterday went Times Square to celebrate Terence's birthday.

Anyway, let's just cut this short and straight to the point.
Me and my fellow buddies watched Johnny English Reborn yesterday.
And we're lucky that the cinema hall that we are sitting is the newly-built Max Hall in GSC Times Square.
The hall can fit like 400++ people, so fucking huge.

The movie.

First of all, the movie is really funny and hilarious.
But still, most of the laughs are very predictable, either way, I still enjoyed sitting through this comedy flick lead by none other than the funny Rowan Atkinson.

Although we consider this movie to be like those types of ''废'' movie, but if you wanna have a great laugh, this movie is definitely a must for you.

I give it a 7.5/10.


New semester of my college begins tomorrow.
Wish me luck!
And I super takut to see my first sem final results,
hope I can pass it all, if not...
:'(

'' Fred Fuchs! Oh god! Fred Fuchs!? It's Fred Fuchs! ''
-James Rolfe a.k.a The Angry Video Game Nerd
(AVGN-Dracula)

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Apollo 18x2=36

Just another movie-reviewing post of a film that I've watched yesterday with my buddy Yue.

APOLLO 18
First off, before watching I've already received quite many negative feedbacks about this movie.
Well, for me, this movie is quite okay, not bad nor good either.

One thing that I wanna mention is that the scares in this movie are SUPER FUCKING predictable.
You can sense them coming, so the surprise value in this movie is fully gone.
But the plot overall is okay, nothing new though, just two gays called to do some operation on Moon and they got fucked up there.

Anyway, the characters in this movie are kinda dull. Nothing special and no developments from them at all, but still this is what makes this movie good.
Movie like this doesn't need long introductions or shits about the characters, just show them getting freak out in front of cameras will do.

In conclusion, it's a 6/10.
An average horror movie, but I still prefer Quarantine in this kind of cam-style horror movie.
So... :)


Anyway, I wanna watch Nasi Lemak 2.0!
And here's a superb masterpiece by Queen :D

DON'T STOP ME NOW!

'' 我愿化身为石桥, 受五百年风吹, 日晒, 雨打. ''
-杨紫琼 as 细雨
(剑雨)

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W.O.M.M : Special Occasions or Festivals

1:15a.m in the morning and I just finished two Dota games with Yue.

Well, here I am talking about festivals in our country.
When we were young, you all still remember that during those festivals ah, especially Chinese New Year, Mid-Autumn or 冬至 sure very happening one.

I still remember when I was a kid, I used to make a lot of 汤圆 with my family and relatives. We will open a table in the living room at my grandma's house, all sit together in a circle and make tang yuans together along with chatters and laughters.

But now, those heartful scenes can't be seen anymore.
Yesterday was Mid-Autumn Festival.
And what do we get?
DARK STREETS, BLACK HOUSES, EMPTY GARDENS.
Damn!?
Where do all the joyful atmospheres went?
Kena makan oleh UMNO already ah?

Not to mention about CNY too,
last time we used to light a lot of firecrackers and my dad was the one to light em.
But now, light satu firecracker kena saman sekali.
Kana lan eh, life nowadays really ain't as peaceful as the past.

Dear people, including me,
if you wanna keep all these traditions alive,
please don't ruin, let us enjoy our festivals peacefully.
Nilai Moral: Mengekalkan tradisi kekeluargaan.

:(


Anyway, wishes my cousin sister a happy newly-wed life :)

'' Everyone wants to get paid, but no one wants to take their lazy ass to work. ''
-TooFunnyAndReal
(Twitter)

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Heart. Part 5

There's this quote that was made famous by Jer Jer few years ago.
I remembered it became one of the quote of the day in one of my post back then,
but I've decided to share it out again.
Sighh...

'' Girls are one hell of a complicated organism. ''
-JerMin Lee
(Friend)

And guess what,
it's sooo damn true.




End.

Re-fresh

I see you.

Hey people!
Well, I'm back from the Melaka 3D2N Trip,
and tbh, it's really really fun!
At least I had fun, quite. :)

Been quite lazy to blog for the past few days,
now only decided to get my lazy ass up and write a few things down here.
Anyway, my holiday still has 2 weeks to go, gotta find some place to go and party if not I really will rot in home.

If you wanna see all the photos that we've taken during the trip, just stalk my Facebook profile, you will be able to see all of em since I am tagged in them.

I realized something...

Until then, keep on partayin!!!

'' Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken, but you can still see the crack in that mother fucker's reflection. ''
-Lady Gaga
(International Artist)

End.

Wake me up, when SEPTEMBER ends.

September.

Well, it's the first day of September!
And guess what, I'm off to Malacca tomorrow for a 3D2N Class Trip!
Gotta have fun!
Not to mention that Semester Break still has a long way to go.


RAWRRRRRRR!!!
Anyway,
I proudly presents the place where I relax the most.
I DotA, I Facebook, I Twitter, I Youtube, I Blogspot, I MSN, all on top of an iron board!
I am soooo fucking hardcore :P

'' Are you suck? ''
-Some random player off Garena
(Garena-Dota)

End.

August 31st

Google celebrates too :)


Well, just a short post to remind all you of Malaysians out there that today is the official Independence Day of Malaysia.

IMO, Malaysia has the best Merdeka Date ever because August is the first even number month to have 31 days, and they got it on the very last day.

So, let us all shout ''Merdeka!'' for this beautiful country because I have no regret living as a proud Malaysian.


我爱我的国家, 有国才有家, 有家才有我.
:D

'' They see me rollin, they hatin. ''
-Chamillionaire
(Ridin')

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W.O.M.M : Customer Services

Well, I believe most of you people have called those TM Net, DiGi, Astro etc. their customer services before right?

First of all, I think that most of these people are fucking stupid.
They always ask those dumbass questions as if we are only 7 years old and it's our first time using their service.

Come on lar!
Be smart a bit okay?
Below are some common scenarios that happened frequently.


Scenario 1:
I called Astro because suddenly I cant watch any of the channels.

Me: Hello, I wanna ask ah why my channels cannot receive one?
The guy: Sir, can you please check whether your area is not RAINING?
Me: *facepalm*
COME ON LAR DUMBFUCK! IF ME HERE RAINING I ALSO NO NEED CALL YOU AND ASK LA, YOU THINK I FIRST TIME GUNA ASTRO AH?
LEI DOU WEN GET GEH!

Scenario 2:
I called DiGi helpline because I can't receive any messages at all.

Me: Hello, I wanna ask ah why my handphone suddenly cannot receive messages one?
The asshole: Erm Sir, did you tried to on and off your handphone, or remove the sim card and see can work or not?
Me: *facepalm* 2nd time
WALAO EH! YOU THINK I DUMBASS MEH DON'T KNOW REMOVE SIM CARD AH!
NEED TERBALIK I TEACH YOU OR NOT?

Scenario 3:
I called TM Nut because I cannot online and keep on disconnecting.
(p/s: TM NUT FUCKING SUCKS!)

Me: *all those usual stuff la, my internet not working bla bla bla*
The faggot: Ermm, did you try on and off your moderm?
Me: Yeah I tried already.
The faggot: Ohh, then you try to pull your handphone cable direct plug in your moderm.
Wait a minute here, first of all, this line I sure hear everytime when I called TM helpline. Because they know that they are fucking dumb, they can't do shit at all, so they only know ask people to direct plug in phoneline into moderm to cover-up their stupidity.
Me: Ermm, my phone downstairs and my computer upstairs wor, not enough long, but I sure also can't work one.
The faggot: Then ah, we will mark down your call and let the technician know and file a report for you.
See, the typical stuffs. They know they can't do shit, in the end also file a report and my Internet still working. Next time, they should just straightaway file a report for us, no need talk so much on the phone, waste kao my money.


Customer services, ah, pui!

'' Are you talking to me? ''
-WWE Super Stars
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znx9uo8vIoo)

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Blog Hard!

I am just me.

Fuck yeah!
SEMESTER BREAK! 3 WEEKS!
HAVE FUN PEOPLE!

Play safe :D

'' 两巴给你! ''
-Pek Ling
(Friend-Biao Mei)

End.

they hatin'...

:)

Quantitative Studies,
you're a hard and naive one.
Gotta kill you soon!

YOU WATCH OUT YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Until then, let's spam play Brick By Boring Brick by Paramore!

'' I thought Matta Fair is sell Nikom one? ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

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W.O.M.M : Studies and Exams

I bet each and everyone of you sure encounter the situation below before.
It's something like this:

First you study damn hard for the exam, eg: Sejarah, Science...
Then you and your friends tell each other this will come out that will come out, then compete to memorize that particular section and see who can be the first to say it all out without looking at the book. Or just simply when during discussion with friends, you will say like the five Rukun Negara are bla bla bla bla bla...

But then you entered examination hall, feeling so fucking confident, and flipped open the exam paper. DAMN! ONE SINGLE QUESTION THAT YOU MEMORIZED LIKE SHIT ALSO DIDN'T COME OUT!

That time you can either:
1) Shout out ''Merdeka!''
2) Take out your handphone, play your porn collection with max volume.
3) Draw all over your exam paper to kill time.
4) Act like you're a damn pro and do the exam paper even though you don't know a single shit at all.
5) Sleep.


Anyway, we all sure love to hug buddha's leg during exam.
I mean, who the fuck will study 2 or 3 months before the exam?
By the time the exam is near, you already forgot about all the shits that you've studied.
For me, I've been through UPSR, PMR and SPM.
I only will study up until the very last minute. But miraculously, I survived :O
Especially PMR, I'm dead serious, I didn't even study at all, but still, I made it through.

Morale of the story: Don't study too much, you will stress yourself. Just follow the flow buddy :)

'' Don't play with a girl's heart... she's only got one. Play with her tits... she has two of those. ''
-TooFunnyAndReal
(Twitter)

End.

400

Fuck yea!

Celebrating the 400th post of my blog.
Super duper happy!
Can't believe I've come to this far,
special thanks to all the supports from my fellow friends especially all the loyal readers throughout all these years.
Without the readers, this blog will be dead by now.

Keep on reading will ya :)

'' Oh lan 炒饭. ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Epic Friend)

End.

Glup Glup Glup

RAWRRRR!!!


Hey fellow readers!

Lots of things are happening recently.
BWF is on the way, in fact, tonight all the final matches will be up, kinda fascinating isn't it?
Also, the new season of EPL 2011/2012 is undergoing.
Who will be claiming the title in this season?
Of cause it's Manchester United la, who else? :P

And I have to prepare for the first final in my college life, guess I better get ready to flood myself with loads of books and notes and shits, damn I hate this kind of atmosphere -.-
Duhhh... Can't wait to party after the end of exam.

Anyway,
Melaka x A Famosa trip is ON!

'' Wira不是Toyota的meh? ''
-Grayson Cow Wai Quen
(Friend)

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Heart. Part 4

Lust
Greed
Gluttony
Wrath
Envy
Pride
Sloth

Which one is you?



:(
Feels like wanna be free.

Conversation of the day.

Me:'' You go badminton? No eyes see, lol! ''
'' Sure, last time people call me taufik, now they call me datuk lee. ''
Me:'' Taufik!? Taufu is it? ''
'' Ok la, I dowan kua zheong la, actually ppl call me lin dan de la. ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

End.

TOP 10 : Kelvin's Top 10 Favourite Animated Films of All-Time

Okay, gotta skip the epic adventure of my frog mascot post first.
Well, don't you just love it when I make a Top 10 Favourite post?
I know you do :P
If you are not blind, you can definitely read the title right?
Well, when we were all just kids, we surely love to watch cartoon right?
Animated movies are always a big part in my childhood life, even now.
So I've decided to make a tribute to them by writing my Top 10 Favourite list.
Enjoy!


10 How to Train Your Dragon

This sure is an interested entry in this list. And also the newest movie out of all the 9 others.
I just watched this like months ago but there's something about this movie that's got me hooked, well, I must say this is one of my most-favourited Disney animated film.

9 Grave of Fireflies

When I said I will never watch this movie again, I really mean it.
This is one of the most powerful movie that can be put into parallel with Steven Spielberg's Schindler's List. Well, here's my suggestion:
If you want to cry, just watch this movie, trust me, you will bawl.

8 小倩

One of my bittersweet childhood memory. I remembered watching this frequently when I was staying at my grandma's house and never got bored.
I used to be pretty scared by this movie, but now, it was all just beautiful memories :)

7 Finding Nemo

When Finding Nemo came out, it sure does captured a lot of attentions.
It causes a big hype among all the children and also their parents.
For me, it's another masterpiece by Disney again.
Oh wait, I think I need to watch it again, soon.

6 Tonari no Totoro

Your childhood is not complete if you hadn't watched this movie.
I mean, this is like one of the biggest impact in everyone's childhood.
We all still remember that cheerful chant made by those cute little 龙猫 :)
''Di di da, bom bom da!''

5 Toy Story

I remembered getting scared by one of the scene in this movie, the one with all those abandoned toys showing up inside a dark room, lol.
Anyway, what could I say?
The best Disney's animated film, ever.

4 Akira

A very unique animated film I must say.
Dark but yet fucking interesting.
To be honest, Akira has that special thing that will grow in you, watch it and you will know what I mean.

3 Spirited Away 千与千寻

The first time I heard about this movie was when I was like 8 years old.
My family told me about this and they bought it for me.
As usual, I watched it damn fucking frequently when I was staying at my grandma's house.
Hayao Miyazaki, I salute you.

2 Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

Who hasn't watch this movie yet should now get your ass up and watch it now!
The first time I watched it I think was like 2 years ago, and after watching it,
I think a lot. It makes me wanna keep on watching it again and again.
I don't know why, Hayao Miyazaki just got me there.

1 Laputa (Castle In The Sky a.k.a 天空之城)

I shall say that this is the most-watched animated movie during my childhood.
If I'm not mistaken, I rewatched it last year, and all those nostalgic memories just came crushing into my head. Especially when the credits started rolling...
Man, I think I wanna cry now.


Sometimes think back all those beautiful things that we all went through, it's really worth remembering and appreciating. We came all the way until now, I've lived for 18 years, I'm still enjoying every single moment out of it.
:D

'' Jiang de meh? Lei lo! You take care yi dian ah! Pattern la you! Hailat! ''
-Lim Chee Chao

(Friend-Epic One)

End.

Walk Walk See See Jump Jump

I'm back! With full forces!
Well, maybe not, but it's time to blog something -.-

As you can see,
yesterday I went for a movie session with my classmates in Wangsa Walk.
Naturally I don't give two fucks about Wangsa Walk, which is a crappy shopping mall,
all I care about is to watch the goddamn movie!
LOL! Speaking about movies, damn, I've been watching a lot of movies in cinema recently.
Almost all those blockbusters also kena sapu-ed already, but there's this one that I've been waiting for, yeah, it's finally here!

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES


Well, that was such a joy ride yesterday.
It actually surpasses my expectations toward the movie, I'm kinda surprised!
The good thing about this movie is that it's very accessible from beginning until the end, although slight plotholes can be found, but the actings of the character filled up the blanks.
Also, the movie centers a lot around Caesar, the most mother fucking bad-ass chimpanzee that you'll ever seen.
What he did inside the movie will blow your fucking mind off, I'm dead serious!

Although the movie is a little bit fast-paced in the beginning, but it certainly does not spoiled anything in the movie at all.
In conclusion, this movie is way better than Transformers: Dark of the Moon, and for me it's definitely one of the EPIC blockbuster of this year, a must-watch.
I gave it a solid 9/10.


And then,
yesterday night went for a celebration dinner about Vei Hoong and Sik Wei's early birthday celebration.
If you wanna know who went, just click HERE.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
they call me katak-man!

Photo credits to Terence.

Okay, I can answer your questions. That is really me.
And yes, it's fucking hot inside.
And yes, it's a mascot that we made.
And yes, I had fun,
And yes, co-cu day is fun.
And yes, F1 IS THE BEST TEAM OUT OF ALL THE OTHERS!
HELL YES!

I will write more about my epic mascot adventure in my next post,
stay tuned! :)

'' Oi! Respect! ''
-Gerald Gan Hao Shen
(Friend-Sohai One)

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