I am Variance

Smile, and the day will be okay.


Yesterday I chatted with Bill at school. Well, mostly about life and girls. After talking with him, I felt matured, lol. Seriously, yes.

These few days my feelings are so damn complicated, I can't even describe it, it's the first time I'm having feelings like this. I need someone who can understand me and listen to me well, I mean, I need it now, but too bad, I'm all alone in this house.


Remembered the days in Form3, when me, Jer Jer and How How rocking in the class, that was epic. I missed how we 3 sat together and started singing, I missed our jamming sessions, I missed our jokes and laughters, I missed when How How argued with me and started throwing each others' beg. I missed em all !!!



I need my own ♥.



Here's 6 quotes of the day for you guys, a combo package.

'' Society is different from school,

school is to provide enough knowledge and confidence for you to ready for society. ''
-Bill Chee
(5A10)

'' Girls are one hell of a complicated organisms. ''
-Jer Jer
(5A11 - Failed blogger of www.meandyouforthewin.blogspot.com)

'' Cheng cheng cheng! ''
-Pn. Che Norhayati
(Maths Teacher)

'' Bath so fast later kena windwet then u know. ''
Read in Cantonese.
-Lim Chee Chao
(5A8)

'' My parents keep asking mii the new link for gutterpost, wtf. ''
-Xin Yi a.k.a Rin
(5A11 - nofarq.blogspot.com)

'' Yo I'm really happy for ya, and imma let you finish, but Kelvin Ooi has one of the best moves of ALL TIME! ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner-5A10)

Regards,
Kelvin

Childhood o' Mine

Been doing not so well lately, screw everything, I hated everything.

First of all, gonna introduce you peeps to a song,
what amazes me about this song is that Jason Derulo's ''Whatcha Say'' chorus part actually copied this song, the part with mm whatcha say actually taken from this song, it's really amazing.

This song is sad in an interesting way, take a listen, the amazement starts at 2:54 !



Incident 1:
After PJ, saw her, waved and said ''hello'' to her, she ignored me, I was like WTF?! I am so screwed up this time.

Incident 2:
After school, saw her waiting for her parents in Esso, once again I waved and said ''hello'' to her, she gave me a small smile and turned her head away, I was like WTF?! again, i am so screwed up again.


Here's a add-on of a flashback of my childhood story:
I still remembered, when I was standard 1, my brother was standard 6, that time he just taken the BCG injection on his arm la. Then me and him was playing WWF Smack Dwon (That time still WWF) in the living room, then I losed kao liao, I damn dulan, then I cant believe that I hit my bro in the arm, right on his BCG injection place, then my bro screamed like an ass loh. My mom came down and see what happened, when she knew about the thingy, she took a badminton racquet and started chasing me. ROFL, damn funny la that time I was running around in circle, she chased me in circle too, she chased me till she also laughed, LoL ! I still remembered that moment, then chase chase har I finally ran to a dead end, she cornered me liao then hit me fucking loads of times with the racquet, pain until I remembered what I said, ''DON HIT ME LIAO, I WAN DIE LIAO !'' Lol, now think back also darn funny. So in conclusion, my brother's arm there got a small mark la, because I hit him there ma so got a birthmark there liao, lol, then I am still damn fine now :)


Today while in school, one of the parent from my canteen group made a box of chocolate cookies for me, she asked her daughter to gift it to me, I am really surprised cause that time I was sweeping the floor outside the classroom the suddenly someone gave me a box of cookies.

I am really touched ! Thank you Madam Vinny Cheow ! I shared your cookies with my friends too, they were really nice, thanks once again for the support :) !!!


Last but not least, call me FoC (Father of Canteen).

Conversation of the day
Bill: '' That's a very nice liquor. What year? ''
'' 2012. ''
-Lim Chan Chung
(5A10)

Regards,
Kelvin

My wishes are Your wishes

Happy Belated-Birthday to my Dad !

Happy Early-Birthday to Ong Hok Zheng !

Oh Yes,
Happy Very-Belated-Birthday to Rin a.k.a Tan Xin Yi !
Forgot to wish you in my blog, so I decided to reput one in here
please don't get mad at me :)


Finally took back my SA Account, they changed my name to
ForkTestimonials,
at least its better than nothing.

3 more English essays, 4 more BM essays, 1 more BC essay,
FUCK ME !

Today is a special day,
I hanged out with Simon and Chao.
Quite a fun day,
at last the Intervensi exam is finally over,
back to normal school days again.

'' Adult and child are arguing,

when the child wins,

adult doesn't want to drop their water-face,

so they violated their children.

They won. ''
-Xin Yi a.k.a Rin
(5A11 - nofarq.blogspot.com)

Regards,
Kelvin

Riot !

My minds are weaving, thoughts are tempting.

Relations are getting longer and farer.

Sometimes, the truth hurts.

There are still people who doesn't know about the truth, I hope they will understand it.
Please do not blame the shit on anyone else, just me, okay? I will be the one to blame.

I do search across friends' blogs and facebooks, I found something really hurt. Why?
Kinda feels like people are ignoring me and even hating on me.

It's all my fault, yeah, Monday is the day, come and find me if you are really unhappy with me. I'm serious.

I just walked through a very unhappy Saturday in my life,
well, I will take it as a part of unfaithful event in my goddamn life.

At least there are people there to cheer me up when I fall,
it's a really big thanks to them.
Lim Chee Chao, Lim Chan Chung, Wong Choy Yeing, Simon Teng and also my Mui.


And to one guy,
if you really wanna beat me, just go ahead,
I don't mind letting your fist place on my face,
it's just pain.
Plain pain.


I'm indulged in her innocent, as always.

'' 敷衍不是一种美德,他是一种会让人有无法自拔及不知所措的感觉. ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(5A8)

Regards,
Kelvin

Punk'd

So, yesterday evening my mui Amanda find me in MSN and suggested me something,

pulling a prank by posting that we are having a relationship in facebook, sounds nice though, so we did it.

The aftermath was unbelievable, and it scares me more when today in school a lot of people greeted me, actually inside my mind was like ''WTF, this time i sure GG already''.

So, all people believed it, as for those who say something like:

''Actually I already knew you lying, haha.''

Fuck yourself please, dont so muka tebal please, believe then believe, no need say something like tis to retrieve back your face.

So, after school today, most of my friends went to KFC to see my so-called ''girlfriend'' lar, she and Kristine came also, had fun there. Thanks for coming ya you 2, appreciate much :)


Me, ''dear'', Ying Nan, Yue and Kristine. Long lost friend :)


Peek-a-boo !


Went home by taking taxi with LCC and Zong Lin, slept for 2 hours just now. After waking up, Manda decided to call this prank off, have to agree with her though, so just posted up the prank shit on facebook status.

Lol, the aftermath is even more crazy.


Please read this,

''I am really sorry to all my friends if I really offended you all, please be note that this is just a prank, if you are really angry that I cheated your feelings, you can find me on Monday, and if you guys wan, I can make an apology note or even an apology speech on the stage if you guys wan, it's okay with me, last but not least, sorry again and grats for kena fooled by me, thank you.''


Oh yes, to my dear mui mui Manda, don't be sad, cheer up! We had fun for 2 days ! X) !

So, I am Single now ! Woohooo ! Feels so nice, I mean, so NOT nice being Single ! Ha !

'' Kelvin ooi is going down. ''
-Nikki Wong
(5A8)

Regards,
Kelvin

We gotta Live like we're Dying

Current Time: 5:05am

Yesterday night went out yum cha with Bill and the beloved Pn.Mugil, dayum I ate Nasi Lemak and Bread and Iced Water and Cold Milk Tea, after that back home, whole body feeling damn not well, it's very serious.

I woke up around 3am, then can't sleep anymore, whole body feeling very cold, headache, and my leg superb weak, cant run also. Went down ate Panadol, after that still feeling damn cold in my bedroom.

Rolled on the bed until 4:30am, can't take this shit anymore, woke up and online.

Now it's getting better and better, seems like my PC had cured my sickness, lol.

Oh yes, my SA account got fucking suspended because I have an offensive character name: ForkTesticles.

WTF?! I played for 4 months now only suspend me? So damn cb lar, now I made report to claim back my account already, but they haven't give me feedbacks, inside got cash item and cash la, WTF! Hope I can get it back soon.


Here's something really nice,


Sometimes we fall down and can't get back up
we're hiding behind skin that's too tough
how come we don't say I love you enough
till it's to late, it's not too late

Our hearts are hungry for a food that won't come
we could make a feast from these crumbs
and we're all staring down the barrel of a gun
so if your life flashed before you
what would you wish you would've done

Yeah... gotta start
lookin at the hand of the time we've been given here
this is all we got and we gotta start pickin it
every second counts on a clock that's tickin'
gotta live like we're dying

We only got
86 400 seconds in a day to
turn it all around or throw it all away
we gotta tell 'em that we love 'em
while we got the chance to say
gotta live like we're dying

And if your plane fell out of the skies
who would you call with your last goodbyes
should be so careful who we live out our lives
so when we long for absolution
there'll no one on the line

Yeah... gotta start
lookin at the hand of the time we've been given here
this is all we got and we gotta start pickin it
every second counts on a clock that's tickin'
gotta live like we're dying


We only got
86 400 seconds in a day to
turn it all around or throw it all away
we gotta tell 'em that we love 'em
while we got the chance to say
gotta live like we're dying

Like we're dying oh-- like we're dying [x2]

We only got
86 400 seconds in a day to
turn it all around or throw it all away
we gotta tell 'em that we love 'em
while we got the chance to say
gotta live -- like we're dying

We never know a good thing till it's gone
you never see a crash until it's head on
all those people right when we're dead wrong
you never know a good thing till it's gone

Yeah... gotta start
lookin at the hand of the time we've been given here
this is all we got and we gotta start livin it
every second counts on a clock that's tickin'
gotta live like we're dying

We only got
86 400 seconds in a day to
turn it all around or throw it all away

we gotta tell 'em that we love 'em
while we got the chance to say
gotta live like we're dying

Like we're dying oh -- like we're dying [x2]

We only got
86 400 seconds in a day to
turn it all around or throw it all away
we gotta tell 'em that we love 'em
while we got the chance to say
gotta live like we're dying
live like we're dying

'' Ma de you want a piece of me?''
-Lim Jian Yang
(5A10)

Regards,
Kelvin

Partners in Cryme

Today after school went for Skuad Meeting, crapped with Yeing Yeing. After that back home by taking Zong Lin's car, but on the way decided to change my destination at Yee Lim's house, so went there with Celia.

Lol, helped Yee Lim to download Sudden Attack, then he fetched his mom, me and Celia for lunch. His driving skills damn alamak, just small space pun crash through, macam pro wor.

Macam only.

Lunched at Golden Pan Mee Restaurant, then he fetched his mom back home and then onli drove me and Celia home. That time was only the time he showed off his stupid skills cause his mom is not around. Belok sini belok sana, suddenly braked, lol, Celia almost pot kai.

Had fun in his car, then reached home around 4pm. That's all for today!


Oh yes, my Internet serious is getting slower and slower, WTF is happening to my streamyx line?

Really want to call them and fuck already.


For those who wan a transport, please contact Lee Yee Lim, but he charges RM2 per minute while inside his goddamn car, so please be cautious.

By the way, Yee Lim asked me to blog about his pro driving skills one, not me sedang cleaning shoes ah.

'' Love loves to love love. ''
-Ulysses
(Unknown)

Regards,
Kelvin

TOP 10 : 10 to the Best

Being the last one. Finally it's all over. I will keep this as a memory.

Back to the topic,

Now counting down the best movies that I've watched in the year 2009, from Kelvin Ooi's point of view.

Please take note that its the movies that I've watched in 2009, not MOVIES OF 2009. Enjoy the list.


10 Transformers: The Revenge of the Fallen

Great CGI effects, poor storyline-telling, I'm starting to dislike the Transformers series, but still, its worth a place in here.

9 G.I. Joe : The Rise of the Cobra

Good storyline with great CGI effects, but doesn't really leaves me a big impressions, well, its worth a watch though.

8 Sin City

Watching Sin City gaves me one impression, even craggy CGI effects can make movie looks great and special. Be sure to dig out this 2005's production if you like action+black comedy's movie.

7 Terminator Salvation

Although this movie is not what I've expected, but it actually delivers quite a thrill-packed package along with great acting by Sam Worthington. Quite a nice sequel to the Terminator series.

6 The Schindler's List

Fantastic storyline, fantastic acting along with fantastic thrills. It's mainly for WWII fans though, if you don't like watching abnormal violence acts, skip watching this one !

5 Grave of Fireflies

To watch this movie, first you need a box of tissue and your heart ready. It depress you, I mean, it makes you speechless after watching it. And think, why?

4 Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

I still remembered that night, when I was bored and nothing to do and the times was around 1am, I came down and put this into my DVD Player, and I was amazed by what I've seen. This is something truly epic.

3 The Dark Knight

Tributes to Heath Ledger, the truly one of a kind oscar-winning actor. If you dislike this movie, there is really something going wrong inside your goddamn head.

2 District 9

Wake up people! Why insult this movie? This is like one of the best movie in 2009, I'm serious, I liked the whole movie and I think the ending is really really wonderful. The main actor got really famous because of this movie, its not overrated at all!

1 Avatar

Dig out the post I made before for this perfect one.


Movies that we should not watch in 2009: Storm Warriors 2 and A Christmas Carol


Oh yes,
IT'S FINALLY OVER !!!


There's something going on, and I don't know why, feelings are weird, and you seem so close to me, yet but so far away. I got caught in a goddamn Bad Romance.

'' He's mindfucked but too bad he doesn't even has a mind to fuck. ''
-Xin Yi a.k.a Rin
(5A11-nofarq.blogspot.com)

Regards,
Kelvin

White and Black

Sometimes its really irritating when you have a really really slow Internet-Connection.

Don't know I kena scam or what, my streamyx line is actually RM88 for 512kbps per month, I mean, aren't RM88 is suppose to be 1mbps, why my one pay the same but slower speed one? Planned to call to ask but never do it, guess I'm real lazy.

Yesterday's my cousin auntie's wedding dinner, congratulations, Amy Loh !!!
Foods were not bad, especially the Leopard Fish which is said to be one of the most expensive fish ever, superb nice. The meat and the skin, walao, cannot describe at all.

After that, took some photos though, because I know my front face is very ugly, so I decided to take photos by shooting at on my side face better view ma :)

Hope your monitor doesn't explode the moment you see my photo, lol.


See far, dream far, just do it. Nike <3


Oh yeah, Rin said to me that she has a dick, WTF !? Beware! Chong Vei Hoong !

'' I got you~ Under my skin. ''
-DBSK
(Mirotic)

Regards,
Kelvin

Extra-Ordinary

Click to ENLARGE.

Bill, you're right, facebook is really scary.

I never thought my lil group can reach 800 members,
when someone tell you like,
''Kelvin, you famous liao loh!''
I will just smiled back and didn't say anything.

Maybe it's fate though, just like Chao said,
I created the right thing on the right time,
I seriously cant believed my eyes,
4 days with 800 members,
scary huh?

When my friends told me like all his/her friends are talking about me,
their brothers, sisters, friends are talking about this group,
I know one thing for sure,
right in this moment,


I made history.



Once again, thanks for all the supports, love you all :D !
Oh yeah, you ! I mean, you !!!

'' Wish I could sing like Hayley,
Have skills like Kobe,
And Goal! like Rooney. ''
-Xin Yi a.k.a Rin
(5A11)

Regards,
Kelvin

Desperados, Not Evil

Speechless about what happened during this few days,

I guessed all of you already knew what happened, I don't think its a serious matter for me, cause I didn't do anything wrong, I'm just expressing my opinions.

But for those who did the wrong thing, may god bless you all.

What I'm stressed about now is my family, they knew about it, and they keep saying that I will kena tangkap and all those things.

WhySoSerious?

If a group can caused so much trouble and even involving polices,
this world is so fucked up.

'' United V stand, Divided V fall (meepo 4rd skill) -.-
Dun worry bro v wil got ur bak whenever u get into the trouble
Even MJ oso wil support u, ''u r not alone~''
Anyway knew u 4 so long edy
Tis is the 1st time i being proud of u xD ''
-Lim Chan Chung
(5A10)

Regards,
Kelvin

Moon it !

And so, here's the story,

School sucks, homeworks are getting more and more, the new principal want us to copy modal essays for every week, WTF!?

Today after school went to Mid Valley for 3D Avatar with my Kai Mui and Pui Yee. First of all, 3 of us went to the famous Fong Lai Restaurant in Gardens, not bad not bad, well worthed the money and then went to catch the movie.

Geez, watching in 3D really hurts me more, damn uncomfortable wearing the specs and watching the same movie again.

After both of the girls left, I went to meet up with VH, Ryan and Yue.
Also went to Sushi King to ask for the reason why the deduction of RM80,
the fucking asshole cibai lan jiao pukimak pundek manager keep avoid my question, and want to see my slip first only will answer my question, the convers are something like this:

''Why u deduct me RM80?""
''U show me the slip first..''
''I didn't bring, but can u tell me the reason?''
''U must bring the slip..''
''Tell me reason why lar?''
''U need the slip i onli can tell you''

o0o !!! Go to suck your own dad's dick la cibai faggot lesbian ass.

Went dinner at Popeyes with the 3 gays, chatted a lot about Bleach and Prison Break, then went home by taking bus.

Oh yes, Thursday I watched a damn good movie, and I wanna share it with you guys.

The Schindler's List (1993)


Based on a true story, its about a German who named Oskar Schindler saving 1100 lives of Jews by keeping them alive working in his factory.

This movie won 7 Oscars, could you believe that?

Some really touching storyline, its another WWII movie though,
for those who can't stand the gore of World War Movies,
you can skip watching this one.
9.5 / 10


Current time: 2:23am.
TIME TO SLEEP, KELVIN !!!

'' Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world and in here is the dream. ''
-Sam Worthington a.k.a Jake Sully
(Avatar)

Regards,
Kelvin

You robbed my <3.

Yo, peeps, it's been a while!

Well, nothing special to blog about, its already 3 days since school started, school was okay so far, but the homeworks are getting piled up, not too happy about it.

This friday's going to Mid Valley after school to catch Avatar again, this time its in 3D ! Gotta enjoy it again my dear Jake Sully and Neitiri.

Oh yes, I got my paid from Sushi King already, but something fuck up happened, the slip writes that it deducts RM80 from my pay, I don't know what the fuck was that RM80 costs for, so this Friday I'm going to find the managers there too to discuss about it.

1 more thing, during English period, the new teacher taught us a new word, which we really liked about it, ''Voluptuous'', search the dictionary if you don't know what is that shit means.

Ciao...

'' A voluptuous mountain. ''
-Hao Shen
(5A10)

Regards,
Kelvin

Into the Newer World

So, finally back from Penang's trip, rating for this trip : 7/10 !!!

Not bad, took many photos too, those wanna look at the photos can go to Zheng Yi's FB profile or LCC's one, they going to upload em soon.

So, I'm not in the mood to write a long post though, so I'm gonna sum it quickly,

First day went to Gurney Plaza for the whole day and in the night we went to Upper Penang Road which is the road with lots of Pubs and Discos along with fucking many Leng Luis. Of course we ordered alcohol but I'm not interested in it. Then met up with my SA Clan Leader, Ken Dai Kor a.k.a HandleWithCare, he took me, Lor Yao and Chee Chao to nearby's FTZ Cyber Cafe to finish the night off. Too bad the SA there rosak already, if not can pwn people with my leader >.< ! He is such a nice person, love u leader Ken, lol !

Second day went to Bukit Bendera during the morning, took photos, then later on went to Monkey Beach. The most-fun place of course is playing at the beach, went Ski-Driving with Zhu Zhen, he taught me how to drive it, fun of course. Then at night we walked out to have the nicest dinner of the trip, then walked through the streets of Penang the whole night, ended the year inside hotel watching TV though, we didn't went to those busy streets. Later on that night we play cards game and I started drinking carlsberg, lol, face red like monkey's ass.

Today morning went back home during 12pm, that's the summary of the trip, oh yeah, fuck you la Jer Jer, no go there, if you go then more syok loh, hohoho !


2009 just left, 2010 is here, let's cherish this year and may god bless us all, cause as we all know, 2 more years is the end of the world :D !

'' You know you are a rockstar when you wake up and don't know which city you're in. ''
-Cat Needles
(Guitar Rock World Tour)

Regards,
Kelvin