B-No Marss

Counting down Kelvin's Top 10 Favorite Songs of Bruno Mars.


10. The Other Side

9. Long Distance

8. Again

7. The Lazy Song

6. Marry You

5. Count On Me

4. Who Is

3. Just The Way You Are

2. Grenade


1. Talking To The Moon


Well, and which one is your most-favorited Bruno Mars' song?
Kindly leave your answer in the chatbox on the right :D

Anyway,
Just finished Pokemon Black Version today.
Best out of all the old versions.
So much improvements from the last one,
can't wait for a newer release.

Last but not least, follow my twitter:
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi
And uncover the second life of me.

:)

'' Bruno Mars is like the English version of 李圣杰, but way fucking better. ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

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Hyperactive

He said "Son, have you seen the world?
Well, what would you say if I said that you could?
Just carry this gun and you'll even get paid."
I said "That sounds pretty good."

Black leather boots
Spit-shined so bright
They cut off my hair but it looked alright
We marched and we sang
We all became friends
As we learned how to fight

A hero of war
Yeah that's what I'll be
And when I come home
They'll be damn proud of me
I'll carry this flag
To the grave if I must
Because it's a flag that I love
And a flag that I trust

I kicked in the door
I yelled my commands
The children, they cried
But I got my man
We took him away
A bag over his face
From his family and his friends

They took off his clothes
They pissed in his hands
I told them to stop
But then I joined in
We beat him with guns
And batons not just once
But again and again

A hero of war
Yeah that's what I'll be
And when I come home
They'll be damn proud of me
I'll carry this flag
To the grave if I must
Because it's a flag that I love
And a flag that I trust

She walked through bullets and haze
I asked her to stop
I begged her to stay
But she pressed on
So I lifted my gun
And I fired away

The shells jumped through the smoke
And into the sand
That the blood now had soaked
She collapsed with a flag in her hand
A flag white as snow

A hero of war
Is that what they see
Just medals and scars
So damn proud of me
And I brought home that flag
Now it gathers dust
But it's a flag that I love
It's the only flag I trust

He said, "Son, have you seen the world?
Well what would you say, if I said that you could?"

One word to sum this song up: Epic


So, what I've been doing lately?
Paid liao college fee,
May 3rd am going to TARC for Orientation Day.
Fortunately Terence is in the same course with me.

By the way,
not to mention that I am Webdotaing all day long too since I got nothing to do.


Today I just rewatched one of my childhood movie.
I totally forgotten this one until 2 days ago after I watched the new 倩女幽魂.
小倩 (1997)

In my opinion, this is even better than the new one although this version doesn't has Liu Yi Fei in it.

But it's just too nostalgic, this is one of the cartoon that I watched almost twice every week in my grandma's house. And today, I watched it again.

It puts a smile on my face, ahhhh, childhood...

:)

'' Can you please stop swearing? ''
-Ying Ci
(Friend)

End.

Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

Ahhh, I'm high.


Since the current time is 2:50am, Sunday. This post will be talking about what I did yesterday.

Went Sunway Pyramid for Sones Intel Event yesterday morning.
Kuan Cze fetched us there, along with Lor Yao, Pui Yee, Kai Mui and Ting Hao.

At first I memang tak tau what the event is about la. So mainly the event is to promote Intel thingy and also to support SNSD. They invited 9 girls to dance the ''Visual Dream World'' and the other sones can join in too.

Based on my personal opinion, thank god I didn't became a Sone Maniac like those guys, those boys really, lol, damn funny, imagine a big nerd wearing glasses and dancing girlishly, oh my god that sure is quite some view ain't it? HAHAHAAH!


This is what they did, they freezed for around 3-4 minutes then started dancing when the music starts, trying to attract all the crowds nearby.


Another venue, outside of Sunway Lagoon entrance.






After the event we went lunch at Ninja Joe!
Porky porky burgers!
Hmm, its kinda expensive and the burger size is small but its kinda tasty too.
They talked a lot of KPop thingys which I don't really understand lol since I'm no more a KPop maniac. But we also had fun there, talked for around 1 hour.

And then we went for movie session.

倩女幽魂


Ermmm, what can I say actually?
Crystal Liu Yi Fei is FUCKING HAWTTTT!
She is now my China's Seo Hyun, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

At least I kinda like the story, and the guy who plays as 宁采臣 is really cute, lol.
Rated 8/10.

Actually 倩女幽魂 was once my favorite cartoon when I was a kid.
This movie really reminds me of my childhood.
Saya sudah lupa cartoon itu tahun apa la but I remember I always pop in the CD and watch it when I am at my grandma's house. The cartoon version is certainly epic.

After Sunway Pyramid session I went to Chao's house for second round.
Dinner at the new Kuchai Lama Food Court.
After that went to Moses to watch MU pawn Everton.
Then went to SP Blitzone.
After that Yue fetched me home.


YESTERDAY WAS REALLY A FUN-FILLED DAY!
LOVE IT!

'' 神龙摆尾! ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

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No More History

Well, not so.


Okay, it's payback time!

Last year's January.
I will remember that month.
First of all, I really regretted doing that shit,
not because that I scare those authority people will fuck me up.
Is because another reason.

But here I am now, ready to enter college next month.
Have something for those authority people.

You girls/guys are dumb.
One hella racist dumbos.
Just because I didn't do anything wrong then anyhow catch me because I wrote bad words in my blog.
Hahaha, that's funny how you all failed so badly.

You me told a lot of fake shits about you, about how good are you, what good deeds that you did. Bulshit then got la!

Seriously bitch,
the shook-hand shit is so fake, you said you don't want anymore feud between me and you.
Okay, I shook your money-minded dirty hand.
But then, what you did?
Erhemm, please think about it yourself.

You failed as a leader,
if you wanna be a leader, love your members.
Be fair to each and every members, and most importantly,
take away the RACIST attitude.

October, 2011.
One lady told us a shocking news.
You decided to change the rules.
Dragging something out from the rules.
I don't want to say it but I guess most people will know what is that.


I've been waited for so long for this day, to say something to you.

Dear,
FUCK YOU!


Oh wait, wanna catch me?
I didn't write your name down, neh ni neh ni pu pu!

'' Its better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for something you are not. ''
-Be Happy :)
(Facebook Fanpage)

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Rise Against

I'm watching you!

10th post of April.

Life is insane.
Life is hard like a rock.
Life is so lifeless.
Life is boring.
Life is so intense.
Life could be interesting and weird at the same time.
Life is challenging.
Life is like a roller-coaster ride.
Life is amazing.
Life is awesome.

'' Women are a pain in the ass. ''
-Bill Chee
(Friend)

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Introduction-

Know who this ''awesome'' guy is?

His name is Bill.
He is 17 going 18 this year.
Basically he thinks himself is awesome.
So, maybe he is awesome, but I still think Barney Stinson is way more awesome than him.


Okay okay just quit all the bullshits.
Hari ini went yum cha with him at Old Town.
We chatted about whole loads of shits and gossips.
Seriously lar, long time no chat with friend like this already.

Anyway, just a short update since he wants me to blog about him,
so I guess I will do this for him.

By the way, he is studying in Brickfields,
if you're interested to date him please kindly let him know.
Sekian, terima kasih.


p/s: Shit! Bill, I forgotten the quote you said today, well maybe you can remind me in my chatbox if you see this so that I can update the quote in my next post, lol!

'' Geezus! ''
-Ray William Johnson
(Famous Youtuber)

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Scream Aim Fire

Action Snapped!

Guess what?
Kelvin Ooi passed his undang test!
Well, not with flying colours, but he is damn happy :D

'' Esok kirim, hari ini sampai. ''
-Datuk Samy Vellu
(Someone Very Clever)

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Youtube Stardome

Hey fellow friends :)
Today I'm gonna share some of my most-favourited Youtube Singers.
Haha!
To be a regular Youtube Singers you must be good in making covers out of the artists' songs and make them unique in your own way.
So what makes them so special and popular in Youtube?
Let's check em' out!



First we have Alex Salazar. In my opinion his voice is really really unique and lovely.
I somehow think that his voice is a little similar to Jason Mraz.
But too bad he's not so famous though, but I think he will be big someday.



Alex Goot, this is my most-favourited cover by him.
He totally slapped Katy Perry in the face with this truly awesome cover. Enjoy!



Ahmir, probably the most special group in Youtube.
Consists of 4 black guys, they are so unbelievable, because it's really my first time seeing 4 niggas singing together and furthermore, their voices are DAMN GOOD!



Christina Grimmie, first of all, she's soooo damn HOT!
Don't know why, I damn love her style man.
By the way, in my opinion she showcases her voice the best in this cover, enjoy!



Oh yeah, how could you have a list without Sam Tsui?
This is by far the best cover/medley he made with Kurt Schneider, just sit back and enjoy his beautiful voice.



Boyce Avenue, a talented band in Youtube.
They covered too damn many songs and almost all of them sounded great.
You guys should go check their other covers too.



This is a truly interesting one.
Jorge Narvaez and his super ADORABLE daughter Alexa.
They went big after their cover of Home.
Ellen Degeneres even invited them to her show.
Oh, Alexa is just tooo cute, and I know I'm 18 okay :)


So, leave a comment in the chatbox on the right and tell me which singers is the best out of all.
Well, I guess that's all, just enjoy and hope your ears wont leak oils :P

'' You pun ke ai o. ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

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Ki-ki-kiss Me :)

One of the best cover I've seen in a while.


Guess what? I'm officially a TARCian!
Well, they accepted my offer and now I'm fucked because I don't know how to solve the transportation problem to go TARC.
Anyway, will try to arrange car pool or whatever shits la.

I think I'm taking the Undang Test this week, but still don't know which day since the uncle haven't give me a correct answer.
Still fucking takut the colour test, some numbers really cannot see weiihhh!
Really don't understand JPJ one la, colour test for what shit wor?
See traffic light only maa, so damn nosy for what?
-___-


Sometimes, I really wonder...
You know...
....
....
Thinking...
Wondering...

Why the fuck photoshop's power so damn lan 7 imba one?

'' Wow! I'm the first.
Crap! Forgot to type name. ''
-Nikki Wong
(Friend)

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Gotta Catch'em All!

This is a really odd post.
FYI, I've been addicted into Pokemon for the past few days.
LOL, guess that's the power of Pokemon.
You say you hate it and think its childish, but once you started playing it...
Oh boy, you can't stop I tell you.

So I've been playing Pokemon Diamond on a NDS Emulator in my laptop.
And this post is mainly about my Legendary Sinnoh Team!


Ladies and Gentlemen,
let's welcome Kelvin's Sinnoh Team!


First up we have Infernape the almighty Flame Monkey Fighter!
He is the team's leader perhaps because he is Kelvin's first Pokemon in Sinnoh!
With high damage and strong moves, he is hard to stop, well, he can be stopped,
just pour water on him and you will see his dick fall off.



Next we have Noctowl! The flying Pokemon in the team.
With incredibly high HP and Special Defense, he is like a bird tank.
But, his Attack.... Duhh....



Next is one of my most-favourited Pokemon, Lapras!
When you need someone to cross the sea, he is in charge of that very job!
High HP and average Attack, in my opinion he is the best Water-type Pokemon, excluding Dragonnite.



Oh yeah the mother-fucking Tyranitar!
Voted the best Ground-type Pokemon among all the people.
He is seriously powerful and unstopabble.
Don't mess with him!



The most powerful Pokemon in Kelvin's team, Garchomp!
Dragon-type Pokemon he is, powerful and strong.
But please don't use Blizzard or Ice Beam on him,
he will become a frozen dragonchop.



Last but not least, the Legendary Dialga!
Ermm, no comment about this one,
because its a Legendary Pokemon!



That's all for today peeps.
I know it's kinda weird, but I enjoy doing it!
It's my blog! YOU CANT ORDER ME NOT TO DO IT RIGHT?!
:D

'' Temper is what gets us in trouble, pride is what keeps us there. ''
-ThisDamnQuote
(Twitter)

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ViniQuotes

Saw someone did this kind of post in his blog, so I've decided to follow him because its kinda interesting too!


Barack Obama's review on ViniQuotes,
''This shit is dope and hilarious!''

Basically ViniQuotes is a collection of Kelvin Ooi's epic status or epic quotes in his life.
Enjoy! And see if you remember them :p

Why there isn't a ''FUCKING AVAILABLE'' status to set in MSN?
-March, 2011


Okay, let's make it short. Leah Dizon is pregnant! And I happened to be her husband, SMS or call me if you wanna know more about this fact.
-December, 2008


Please don't worship Justin Bieber, he is not a god or something. I prefer Rebecca Black though...
-April, 2011


Who gives a damn to the goddamn Micrometer Screw Your Ass Gauge and Vernier Fucking Callipers? No one use that to measure thing now, HELLO ??? It's 2009 !!! We use better equipments now!
-May, 2009


Sean Chern likes this.
-February, 2011


The night is still young, and I'm still a virgin.
-August, 2009


Yo I'm really happy for ya, and Imma let you finish, but Kelvin Ooi has one of the best moves of ALL TIME!
-January, 2010


One conclusion, this playground consist of ugly-looking-brain-dumbing-size-smalling-syndrome-downing kiddos.
-March, 2010


一口一口一口一口!
-January, 2010


Tomorrow is Friday, Friday! Fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun... FUCK!
-March, 2011


I can conclude that IOI Mall had became Lala Mall.
-February 2011


Someone make a website call Faceporn please.
-December, 2010


Nilai Kasih Sayang: Perasaan dan hubungan cinta yang mendalam antara Hao Shen dengan Wei Sen amat mengagumkan.
-May, 2010


Fake people aren't fake, they are just, not real.
-November, 2010


Will TNB turn off their lights during Earth Hour tonight?
-March, 2010


Well, inside most of the Sci-Fi UFO Movies, Aliens appeared because NASA sends messages to the outer space. In conclusion, STOP SENDING FUKKEN MESSAGES TO OUTER SPACE PLEASE, NASA!
-November, 2010


I throw my toybox in the air sometimes, saying AYOOOOOO, where's my LEGOOOOOO?
-October, 2010


做人应该要向前看, 不应该往后看, 所以呢, SCREW YOU SEJARAH!
-September, 2010


‎''I love you'' is an 8 letter word, so is ''bullshit''.
-August, 2010


Imagine all the greatest Hollywood Action Superstars altogether in a horror movie. Jet Li, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenneger, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Jackie Chan, Harrison Ford and more, all big muscle asses hugging together and crying and screaming for help!
-July, 2010

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I Be The Rater

I'm proud to say that I just finished streaming 2 Movies just now.
It's been such a long time since I last clicked my PPStream just to watch some goddamn movies.
Time to review em'!


127 Hours

Basically it's about a hiker getting stucked under a canyon creek.
I may say that this movie keeps you on the edge of your seat the whole time.
Oh yeah, James Franco is quite good in this one!
Especially the near-end of the movie, so goddamn intense!
8.5 / 10


The Blind Side

The blockbuster of this post!
Sandra Bullock won an Oscar for this one!
Superb performance by her, oh yeah not to mention Quinton Aaron,
that big guy is great too!
Touching storyline, it keeps on play with your mind and makes you wanna know what the next scenes are.
Be sure to watch this great film ya.
9/10


By the way, both films are based on true stories :)


Oh yeah current time is 1:07a.m.,
Jer Min is leaving this morning, good luck to you ah fucker.
SMS no reply, go where also no tell me.
A middle finger will be perfect for you.
Anyway, take care while you're at Singapore :D
I guess I will miss you, well, maybe, GAY!



This is the song that Jer shared with me.
And now I'm in love with it.


That's all for tonight,
good night world!

'' Life's like a straw, it sucks. ''
-Unknown
(Unknown)

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Friday's Aftermath

I uploaded this screenshot into my Photobucket Account like 5-6 years ago, just wanna shared it here for fun.
Anyone still playing Maple? :p


Anyway, this is what I did on Saturday.

Morning got screwed hard by my family,
damn emo weh that time.

Slacked until 12pm go out restoran eat, dim ji the restoran no open.
Sat mong dou sei, back home waited Yee Lim's call but ended up he didn't call me.
So I sohai until 2pm only went down cooked Maggi for my ''breakfast''.


I can say that that day my family really don't want choi me like that,
I also dont want choi them, playing cold war.
What I can do is to call my Baru-Balik-Dari-Singapore brother Jer Min to fetch me out for a chill down session.

He heeded my call!
So miracle right? Haha!
We went dinner at a nearby mamak and then went ABC for a shisha session.


Lee Jer Min, fresh punya.

Soon the 4 other friends started to show up,
they are Zong Lin, Yew Khei, Yee Lim and Lor Yao.
In conclusion there are 6 of us gaying around lar.


But then tak tau siapa suggest go Princess Hill see night view again,
walao eh, epic idea man.
And so the 6 of us, in 3 cars flashed to Princess Hill in no time.

Kinda awesome staying up there looking at the view.
The most fun part is when we shout and there are actually echoes of our sound.
So we keep on shouting shouting all the rubbish thing.
Credits to Zong Lin because he actually make the people living downhill respond to our shouting!

At one point I shouted:'' 你的电话号码几号? ''
There is a boy's voice replying us from downhill:'' 999!!! ''
We all memang laughed out loud that time.

Then we blasted hardstyle music by using Zong Lin's car,
then after a while his speaker exploded liao, LOL!





After that we all went home by separate ways.
What a night.


Ah, the night is still young, and I'm still a virgin.
I still remember this quote :P

Oh yeah
I'm going to kindergarten!

TEEHEE!


Tomorrow Imma going to submit my application form at TARC, wish me luck!
And Twitter is addictive! :D

'' The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie. ''
-ThisDamnQuote
(Twitter)

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Who do you think you are?

If I die young, I will have this song play on my funeral.


Just a short post,
because I wanna state something out.
Today I'm fucked.

'' If I die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in the river at dawn,
send me away with the words of a love song. ''
-The Band Perry
(If I Die Young)

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