August 31st

Google celebrates too :)


Well, just a short post to remind all you of Malaysians out there that today is the official Independence Day of Malaysia.

IMO, Malaysia has the best Merdeka Date ever because August is the first even number month to have 31 days, and they got it on the very last day.

So, let us all shout ''Merdeka!'' for this beautiful country because I have no regret living as a proud Malaysian.


我爱我的国家, 有国才有家, 有家才有我.
:D

'' They see me rollin, they hatin. ''
-Chamillionaire
(Ridin')

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W.O.M.M : Customer Services

Well, I believe most of you people have called those TM Net, DiGi, Astro etc. their customer services before right?

First of all, I think that most of these people are fucking stupid.
They always ask those dumbass questions as if we are only 7 years old and it's our first time using their service.

Come on lar!
Be smart a bit okay?
Below are some common scenarios that happened frequently.


Scenario 1:
I called Astro because suddenly I cant watch any of the channels.

Me: Hello, I wanna ask ah why my channels cannot receive one?
The guy: Sir, can you please check whether your area is not RAINING?
Me: *facepalm*
COME ON LAR DUMBFUCK! IF ME HERE RAINING I ALSO NO NEED CALL YOU AND ASK LA, YOU THINK I FIRST TIME GUNA ASTRO AH?
LEI DOU WEN GET GEH!

Scenario 2:
I called DiGi helpline because I can't receive any messages at all.

Me: Hello, I wanna ask ah why my handphone suddenly cannot receive messages one?
The asshole: Erm Sir, did you tried to on and off your handphone, or remove the sim card and see can work or not?
Me: *facepalm* 2nd time
WALAO EH! YOU THINK I DUMBASS MEH DON'T KNOW REMOVE SIM CARD AH!
NEED TERBALIK I TEACH YOU OR NOT?

Scenario 3:
I called TM Nut because I cannot online and keep on disconnecting.
(p/s: TM NUT FUCKING SUCKS!)

Me: *all those usual stuff la, my internet not working bla bla bla*
The faggot: Ermm, did you try on and off your moderm?
Me: Yeah I tried already.
The faggot: Ohh, then you try to pull your handphone cable direct plug in your moderm.
Wait a minute here, first of all, this line I sure hear everytime when I called TM helpline. Because they know that they are fucking dumb, they can't do shit at all, so they only know ask people to direct plug in phoneline into moderm to cover-up their stupidity.
Me: Ermm, my phone downstairs and my computer upstairs wor, not enough long, but I sure also can't work one.
The faggot: Then ah, we will mark down your call and let the technician know and file a report for you.
See, the typical stuffs. They know they can't do shit, in the end also file a report and my Internet still working. Next time, they should just straightaway file a report for us, no need talk so much on the phone, waste kao my money.


Customer services, ah, pui!

'' Are you talking to me? ''
-WWE Super Stars
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znx9uo8vIoo)

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Blog Hard!

I am just me.

Fuck yeah!
SEMESTER BREAK! 3 WEEKS!
HAVE FUN PEOPLE!

Play safe :D

'' 两巴给你! ''
-Pek Ling
(Friend-Biao Mei)

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they hatin'...

:)

Quantitative Studies,
you're a hard and naive one.
Gotta kill you soon!

YOU WATCH OUT YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Until then, let's spam play Brick By Boring Brick by Paramore!

'' I thought Matta Fair is sell Nikom one? ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

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W.O.M.M : Studies and Exams

I bet each and everyone of you sure encounter the situation below before.
It's something like this:

First you study damn hard for the exam, eg: Sejarah, Science...
Then you and your friends tell each other this will come out that will come out, then compete to memorize that particular section and see who can be the first to say it all out without looking at the book. Or just simply when during discussion with friends, you will say like the five Rukun Negara are bla bla bla bla bla...

But then you entered examination hall, feeling so fucking confident, and flipped open the exam paper. DAMN! ONE SINGLE QUESTION THAT YOU MEMORIZED LIKE SHIT ALSO DIDN'T COME OUT!

That time you can either:
1) Shout out ''Merdeka!''
2) Take out your handphone, play your porn collection with max volume.
3) Draw all over your exam paper to kill time.
4) Act like you're a damn pro and do the exam paper even though you don't know a single shit at all.
5) Sleep.


Anyway, we all sure love to hug buddha's leg during exam.
I mean, who the fuck will study 2 or 3 months before the exam?
By the time the exam is near, you already forgot about all the shits that you've studied.
For me, I've been through UPSR, PMR and SPM.
I only will study up until the very last minute. But miraculously, I survived :O
Especially PMR, I'm dead serious, I didn't even study at all, but still, I made it through.

Morale of the story: Don't study too much, you will stress yourself. Just follow the flow buddy :)

'' Don't play with a girl's heart... she's only got one. Play with her tits... she has two of those. ''
-TooFunnyAndReal
(Twitter)

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400

Fuck yea!

Celebrating the 400th post of my blog.
Super duper happy!
Can't believe I've come to this far,
special thanks to all the supports from my fellow friends especially all the loyal readers throughout all these years.
Without the readers, this blog will be dead by now.

Keep on reading will ya :)

'' Oh lan 炒饭. ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Epic Friend)

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Glup Glup Glup

RAWRRRR!!!


Hey fellow readers!

Lots of things are happening recently.
BWF is on the way, in fact, tonight all the final matches will be up, kinda fascinating isn't it?
Also, the new season of EPL 2011/2012 is undergoing.
Who will be claiming the title in this season?
Of cause it's Manchester United la, who else? :P

And I have to prepare for the first final in my college life, guess I better get ready to flood myself with loads of books and notes and shits, damn I hate this kind of atmosphere -.-
Duhhh... Can't wait to party after the end of exam.

Anyway,
Melaka x A Famosa trip is ON!

'' Wira不是Toyota的meh? ''
-Grayson Cow Wai Quen
(Friend)

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Heart. Part 4

Lust
Greed
Gluttony
Wrath
Envy
Pride
Sloth

Which one is you?



:(
Feels like wanna be free.

Conversation of the day.

Me:'' You go badminton? No eyes see, lol! ''
'' Sure, last time people call me taufik, now they call me datuk lee. ''
Me:'' Taufik!? Taufu is it? ''
'' Ok la, I dowan kua zheong la, actually ppl call me lin dan de la. ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

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TOP 10 : Kelvin's Top 10 Favourite Animated Films of All-Time

Okay, gotta skip the epic adventure of my frog mascot post first.
Well, don't you just love it when I make a Top 10 Favourite post?
I know you do :P
If you are not blind, you can definitely read the title right?
Well, when we were all just kids, we surely love to watch cartoon right?
Animated movies are always a big part in my childhood life, even now.
So I've decided to make a tribute to them by writing my Top 10 Favourite list.
Enjoy!


10 How to Train Your Dragon

This sure is an interested entry in this list. And also the newest movie out of all the 9 others.
I just watched this like months ago but there's something about this movie that's got me hooked, well, I must say this is one of my most-favourited Disney animated film.

9 Grave of Fireflies

When I said I will never watch this movie again, I really mean it.
This is one of the most powerful movie that can be put into parallel with Steven Spielberg's Schindler's List. Well, here's my suggestion:
If you want to cry, just watch this movie, trust me, you will bawl.

8 小倩

One of my bittersweet childhood memory. I remembered watching this frequently when I was staying at my grandma's house and never got bored.
I used to be pretty scared by this movie, but now, it was all just beautiful memories :)

7 Finding Nemo

When Finding Nemo came out, it sure does captured a lot of attentions.
It causes a big hype among all the children and also their parents.
For me, it's another masterpiece by Disney again.
Oh wait, I think I need to watch it again, soon.

6 Tonari no Totoro

Your childhood is not complete if you hadn't watched this movie.
I mean, this is like one of the biggest impact in everyone's childhood.
We all still remember that cheerful chant made by those cute little 龙猫 :)
''Di di da, bom bom da!''

5 Toy Story

I remembered getting scared by one of the scene in this movie, the one with all those abandoned toys showing up inside a dark room, lol.
Anyway, what could I say?
The best Disney's animated film, ever.

4 Akira

A very unique animated film I must say.
Dark but yet fucking interesting.
To be honest, Akira has that special thing that will grow in you, watch it and you will know what I mean.

3 Spirited Away 千与千寻

The first time I heard about this movie was when I was like 8 years old.
My family told me about this and they bought it for me.
As usual, I watched it damn fucking frequently when I was staying at my grandma's house.
Hayao Miyazaki, I salute you.

2 Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

Who hasn't watch this movie yet should now get your ass up and watch it now!
The first time I watched it I think was like 2 years ago, and after watching it,
I think a lot. It makes me wanna keep on watching it again and again.
I don't know why, Hayao Miyazaki just got me there.

1 Laputa (Castle In The Sky a.k.a 天空之城)

I shall say that this is the most-watched animated movie during my childhood.
If I'm not mistaken, I rewatched it last year, and all those nostalgic memories just came crushing into my head. Especially when the credits started rolling...
Man, I think I wanna cry now.


Sometimes think back all those beautiful things that we all went through, it's really worth remembering and appreciating. We came all the way until now, I've lived for 18 years, I'm still enjoying every single moment out of it.
:D

'' Jiang de meh? Lei lo! You take care yi dian ah! Pattern la you! Hailat! ''
-Lim Chee Chao

(Friend-Epic One)

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Walk Walk See See Jump Jump

I'm back! With full forces!
Well, maybe not, but it's time to blog something -.-

As you can see,
yesterday I went for a movie session with my classmates in Wangsa Walk.
Naturally I don't give two fucks about Wangsa Walk, which is a crappy shopping mall,
all I care about is to watch the goddamn movie!
LOL! Speaking about movies, damn, I've been watching a lot of movies in cinema recently.
Almost all those blockbusters also kena sapu-ed already, but there's this one that I've been waiting for, yeah, it's finally here!

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES


Well, that was such a joy ride yesterday.
It actually surpasses my expectations toward the movie, I'm kinda surprised!
The good thing about this movie is that it's very accessible from beginning until the end, although slight plotholes can be found, but the actings of the character filled up the blanks.
Also, the movie centers a lot around Caesar, the most mother fucking bad-ass chimpanzee that you'll ever seen.
What he did inside the movie will blow your fucking mind off, I'm dead serious!

Although the movie is a little bit fast-paced in the beginning, but it certainly does not spoiled anything in the movie at all.
In conclusion, this movie is way better than Transformers: Dark of the Moon, and for me it's definitely one of the EPIC blockbuster of this year, a must-watch.
I gave it a solid 9/10.


And then,
yesterday night went for a celebration dinner about Vei Hoong and Sik Wei's early birthday celebration.
If you wanna know who went, just click HERE.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
they call me katak-man!

Photo credits to Terence.

Okay, I can answer your questions. That is really me.
And yes, it's fucking hot inside.
And yes, it's a mascot that we made.
And yes, I had fun,
And yes, co-cu day is fun.
And yes, F1 IS THE BEST TEAM OUT OF ALL THE OTHERS!
HELL YES!

I will write more about my epic mascot adventure in my next post,
stay tuned! :)

'' Oi! Respect! ''
-Gerald Gan Hao Shen
(Friend-Sohai One)

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对不起 谢谢

I am really sorry for being so lazy to blog nowadays.
I will make it up for you guys soon.
Lol, just a short update.
I'm seriously very very lazy to write something -.-
Waiting for the feel to come...
:)


By the way,
listen to something this awesome will make you guys feel good.

'' 此银无地三百两. ''
-Wen Ting
(Friend)

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