Robots and Aliens

Today after college went for relax sport time with my colleagues.
It's was superbly fun, we ping-ponged and badmintoned, and was tired as fuck.
But then gotta rush home because my mom called and said that my brother got his hands on premiere tickets of TF3.

Big thanks to my brother for getting Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon premiere tickets.
Just finished watching it at 1Utama with my parents.
As you can see, it's my first time getting my ass seated in a premiere showing, so it's pretty high for me.
But, my expectations for this movie is not so high...
Anyway, let's move on to the review part.


The tickets.


Back view.

Hmmm, before this, I would like to revote two of the former Transformers movies.

Transformers 1, I would give that a 8.5/10.
The special effects are fucking awesome, but it just lacks of something, the plot, just simply sucks. A proof that all Michael Bay does is to focus on his special effects, not the storyline.

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, that would be 6/10.
The special effects and all the awesome actions scenes are once again well doned. But other than that, all other things about this movie is plain shit. Michael Bay didn't give full explanations about the other things, great special effects doesn't mean everything, Michael, take a look at Avatar, good special effects with good story-telling.


Okay okay, now let's back to the review of the third installment in the Transformers series.

Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon

First of all, the new girl is kinda annoying for me. Yeah she's hot, but her acting is still not matured yet. Another eye-candy in the movie to satisfy all the male watchers.

Another good thing is almost all the previous actors are back, it's good to see all of them back together. They also added in Patrick Dempsey and John Malkovich, which is pretty cool too.

Now for the special effects part, it's simply mindblowing and stunning.
Possibly the best special effects in a movie that I've seen. All the action scenes are well did.

Here comes the frustrating parts. Why are there always so many plotholes and flaws in a Transformers movie? Michael Bay focuses too much on his special effects he just forgotten about the main purpose of a movie.
Michael Bay didn't give us full explanations about all the little things.
Especially during the end.

And so, if you are a action-jerky guy that feels like wanna enjoy an exciting ride, this movie will be freaking good or you.
But if you are looking for some twists and turns and drama stuffs, sorry, you are in the wrong place.

I cannot give this movie a low rating because the special effects are just too damn awesome, so this deserves a 7.5/10.

I'm sorry but that's as high as I can go, Fast Five is still better than this.
Well, once again that's the end of my movie review.


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'' Friday is forever, we should be together, so come on come on, don't you say never. ''
-We The Kings
(Friday Is Forever)

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All The Spirits He Saw

Random.

August 2011, a mangaka named Tite Kubo started a manga series that will forever changed the world.
BLEACH!

Well, to be honest, I am not a manga-addicted-nerd.
I just sort-of watch the anime series or read the manga as a casual hobby.
I still remember, the first anime series that I ever chase is Hunter X Hunter, which was pretty awesome back then. But then I stopped after it gets boring.

Around Form 1 I think, I started to make contact with Bleach.
I have to make it clear first, I never watch Naruto or One Piece, I just don't want to chase so many series at a time because it will be very tiresome. And so I decided to become a Bleach maniac.

Basically it's a story about a high-school student that can see spirits in his daily life, and then bla bla bla, and so bla bla bla, and in conclusion, bla bla bla.
Ermm, pretty complicated and long, if you haven't watch it or even heard of it before, I suggest you should try it out now!
And so if you don't wanna read about spoilers, avoid reading the part below, thank you.


Well, as a Bleach fan, I would like to state out something that I felt funny about the story.

1. Who is actually Kisuke Urahara? I mean, that asshole is super strange weird. Yeah he may be a good person, but in my opinion, he is up to something. And I think the final twist is that, he may be the main antagonist out of all!

2. You know the stupid cliche of all the movies? When someone is going to die, some other asshole will show up and save that someone who is going to die. I mean, can they come out with a better idea instead of just keep saving and saving and saving all the time? WHY CAN'T THEY JUST FUCKING DIE? Like Ichigo almost faced this kind of situation already 10 times, but all 10 times he also got saved before he got kill, damn, I hope they can fix this dumbass cliche.

3. Ohhh, locking Aizen up for don't know how many fucking years? I don't think that will work, sooner or later he will fucking pop out from the stupid seal thingy and start fucking up things again. But here's the thing, we still doesn't know about Aizen's past, well, let's just wait and see, maybe there will be an extremely big ass twist at the end.

4. Okay I gotta admit the Fullbring Arc is kinda cool, but, doesn't that remind you of something? Yeah you are fucking right! It's the Vizard Arc! What a shidload of bullshits!
It's just like Tite ran out of ideas, he just recycled his old idea and kinda modified it to make it into another storyline. Same old story, a bunch of assholes trying to teach Ichigo to learn new things, and gives him training, awwww, all the same old shits.

5. Ichigo becoming Tron in his final form of Fullbring? FUCK ME!!!!!!!!! BLEACH X TRON?!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?

6. One thing that puzzles me is the Vasto Lorde bullshit. So if Starkk, Halibel, Barragan, Ulquiorra and Nnoitra are Vasto Lorde a.k.a the strongest form out of all Hollows, that means all the Vasto Lorde were already wiped out? I thought they said that only a few numbers of Vasto Lorde can bring disaster to Soul Society? WHY NOW THEY ARE SO FUCKING WEAK AS FUCK? I hope Tite gives us explanations about this bullshit.

7. Why must Orihime has big boobs? Damn -.-

8. Oh yeah! The fillers in the anime series fucking sucks. They are way too long and way too boring at times. That's why I stopped watching anime and started to read manga because it is way faster.

9. Where are all the Vizards now? All gone? Especially Kensei! He's one of the coolest Vizard, why no give us his whereabouts? Did he just fucking disappear after the fight with Wonderweiss?


Urghhh well, I think I kinda got overboard. I was just exaggerating actually lol.
But still, it's hella awesome anime/manga!
Way to go Bleach :)

'' 我就来吊到他看不到路走的啦! ''
-Ooi Kean Meng
(My Dad)

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First Class

Well, it's already past twelve, so it's Sunday today!

Yesterday afternoon went for a movie session with LCC and Lor Yao.
We couldn't decide between X-Men and Green Lantern, but in the end we picked X-Men since almost everyone said that its pretty darn nice.

And to be honest, it's really good!

X-Men: First Class
Well, we watched it at SPARK MBO.
The movie overall is interesting and unpredictable.
As the story progresses, I started to think that ''Whoa, this movie is soo darn good!''
No joking! X-Men series is just keeps getting better!

Michael Fassbender, the guy who plays Magneto is simply stunning.
He is sooo bad that it makes you like him.

The story is set in the nuclear warfare around the 60's between America and Russia.
The suspense is there and the movie overall is very accessible.
It's a 9/10.

Yeah yeah, I know it's kinda late that I review this movie, that's because I don't have the chance to watch it earlier. Next target: Green Lantern


Next post I'm gonna talk about Bleach.
Keep on reading! :D

'' Kim Kardashian's booty is so nice and big, I wanna crawl between her ass cheeks, set up a tent, light up a fire and live there forever. ''
-Timothy De La Ghetto
(Youtube: Kim Kardashian's Booty...)

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W.O.M.M : DotA's Attitude

Warning!
The following content is not for those who are immature because it contains constant swearing, maturity and shitloads of swearing again.
Viewer discretion is advised.


Hello fellow readers!
Today I would like to talk about Dota players.
Why? Because they are really fun to talk about.

Seriously, most Dota players are so damn fucking rude, so fucking brainless, so fucking immature and ermmm... What else ah?
If you stepped into the lobby of Garena,
most of the time you will see:
''Cibai noob host, mahai leaver!''
''Lan jiao leaver, later kick him!''
''Mahai you noob la!''
''Sohai host leave game!''
''Cina b@b1!!! Melayu b@b1!!!''
And the list goes on and on and on and on...

And to be honest, I also behave like that when I'm really mad.
A simple Dota game can cause arguments, by arguments I mean the really big arguments, that can even evolve into fights and stuffs.
And some of the immature acts include:
''You live where mahai? Give me your address!''
''Give me your phone number, come lets meet up!''
''If I see you real person ah I sure fuck kao you up!''


This is based on my personal experience la,
I started Dotaing when I was like 12, (I'm still a noob now)
I've seen countless arguments and fights in cyber cafe just because of a single Dota game.
But don't know why, when Dotaing, you will feel like you are really in the game.
If your friends made a single mistake, you will go apeshit and start fucking around, slamming table, punching the wall, eating a condom, and... Eh wait.... Lol, I won't do that :P

And so, Dota is addictive, but it's also a dangerous drug.
Once you kena drugged by it, you are fucked.
Play safe :)

'' Surprise sex is the best unless you in prison. ''
-CrazyassMadea
(Twitter)

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Days Months Years

BAD MEETS EVIL!


It's Wednesday!
And it's almost the end of June.
So fast sudah July already,
few more months then sudah 2012 liao.
You know people are funny when they say,
"Time passes so fast, it's like a year in a blink of an eye,''
Lol, one of the most overused sentence ever.
When we taking exam or doing something that we dislike,
we will say time passes so slow one? Wtf oh!?
But when A FUCKING YEAR had passed, we will all say why time passes just like in a blink of an eye.
I think we should come up with a better metaphor instead of using that sentence again.
:)

Oh yeah, my son Meng Kit is back from USA!
Welcome home son!
Am going to meet him soon I think, lol.
Damn, he sure get a lot of chicks at USA I think :P

Songs recommended for this week:
Edison Chen - Salute
YUI - Never Say Die
Lady Gaga - Hair


Well, off to college.
Keep on reading :)

'' I fail in dota, you fail in life. You wait sleep under bridge la! ''
-Sik Wei
(Friend)

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W.O.M.M : Bittersweet Childhood and Deja-Vu

Kawan-kawan.

Welcome to the first episode of What's On My Mind.
Basically every of this post I will write about what flashes through my mind recently and things that I wanna share my thoughts with you readers.
Enjoy! :D
Copyright reserved, Kelvin Ooi.


Well, don't we all remember when wewere small, we always wanna tell people who are older than us about what we are thinking, but those older people (Example: Parents, Brothers, Grandparents) just don't wanna give a damn to us because we are too small and still think that we don't know about the world?

Well, isn't that kinda hurt when you are like telling something that you think is exciting but they just ignored the shit out of you?
Yeah, I bet you all experienced that too when you all are young.
Well now go and play the song We'll Be Alright by Travie McCoy if you feel the pain, lol.


And also, do you ever experienced something that is deja-vu-ish?
I mean, you did something, and then you suddenly have that scene jumps in your mind, and then you started thinking:
Wait a minute, isn't I did this somewhere before?
Then you will go into this deep-thinking condition.
You keep on trying to remember when did I saw this scene before.
And then you will convince yourselves that by thinking that you dreamnt about it.
Dreamnt about it huh?
Isn't that just plain weird?
You dreamnt about something that you are going to do in the next few hours of days?
Hmm... I guess Freddy Krueger must be pretty free then.


Well, back to my life.
Sat for QS Test today, pretty much flunked it, lol.
Then today ME class cancelled during last minute, so we all went home after that.

And I'm back to BLEACH-reading again,
gotta mangafox now!
Stay tuned for my next update.
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'' Nicki Minaj I wanna my stick my penis in your anus. ''
-Eminem
(Fast Lane)

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Salute!

Baru balik dari a whole day outing.

Yesterday went Pepsi's house to celebrate his early-birthday-party.
Well, shitloads of people gave face and attended his party, really crowded and had loads of fun there too.
After that we next round at BlitZone.
Overall a fun day yesterday.

Then today went to Mid Valley with LCC, Siew Fai, Nicholas, Choi Yee and Rachel.
Well, we planned to watch movie but turned out almost all the movies we want to watch are fully booked. Damn, then we damn fucking bored at there, nothing do at all.
Especially me and Siew Fai lol!

Then tadi went to Kajang for my cousin sister's baby daughter birthday party.
She's super cute la weih!

Well, that's what I did for these 2 days.
Monday got QS Test, I'm fucked, so hard.

'' Soldiers salute! Family salute! C.L.O.T.C.M.D salute! ''
-Edison Chen
(Salute)

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Candles

I'm infected with Becca Fever < 3


Hello readers!
Well, just finished HE Test today and I got 17 questions out of 20 correct!
So darn happy la weih!

Anyway,
party party party this weekend!
Friday at someone's house for his birthday party (He chosed to stay low profile).
Saturday celebrate birthday party for my little baby cousin.

And one thing,
why is everyone stopped blogging?
Like, W-T-F!?
Come on bloggers, keep the blogging spirit alive forever!


If you ask me what is the big hit for this year?
My answer will be:
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night
Bad Meets Evil ft. Bruno Mars - Lighters

What a pair of good songs to fuck 2011 up.

'' It's a sky full of lighters. ''
-Bruno Mars
(Lighters)

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I Love Fridaysssss

E.P.I.C


Yeah! Rebecca Black is featured in Katy Perry's newest music video!
And to be honest, I can't stop watching it because of Rebecca, she's just too damn beautiful and cute!
Not to mention that Katy Perry looks adorable in the music video too with that nerdy look.

Well, this shows that Rebecca is a strong-hearted and happy-go-lucky girl.
With all those jealous haters surrounding her, she still can be so lively and try to forget all those bad things.
If give me ah, I sure cry everyday because of all the disgusting comments.

Rebecca Black, you have my support forever :D


Anyway, finished my ME test today.
Feels really nervous before the test, my heart felt like kena pressed by a stone or something. Even felt like vomitting because of all the pressure.
But fortunately, I finished the test flawlessly and me teacher told me that I had passed.
Whew! Felt so damn good! Hurraaaay!!!!
Now have to deal with QS test next week, FUCK! LOL


Last but not least, congratulations to Rebecca Black for reaching 300,000 followers in her Twitter account!


Songs recommended for this week:
The Prodigy - Omen
Lil' Wayne - How To Love
Plain White T's - Boomerang
Don Omar ft. Lucenzo - Danza Kuduro
Panic At The Disco! - New Perspective


See ya guys in my next post!
Be sure to click Like or Follow my blog if you find the stuffs that I wrote are interesting :)

'' Bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes. ''
-Epic Meal Time
(Super Awesome Youtube Channel)

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R.E.A.L

It's not easy, to be me.


Tomorrow coursework test for ME,
wish me luck!
:(

Just back from a yumcha session with Bill and Hui Wen at Wings Cafe.
Pretty fun though, and Hui Wen really changed a lot, haha!


Hereby wanna take this chance to say thank you to Jiun How as he is a regular reader of my blog, million thanks to you!
I need more people like this, to follow my blog :p

Almost 3 years, yeah this blog had been through a lot.
And I fucking love my blog.
;)

'' I still remember the time that I was whacking slimes and snails in Maple Story many years ago. Well, THAT WASTED A LOT OF MY PRECIOUS TIME! ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

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AD MY ASS!

Hello fellow readers, how are you all doing?
I'm quite okay, except that there's this crazy perasan bitch who is super annoying in my college!!!


Anyway, there's this super ridiculous commercial that I've watched yesterday while inside Rapid KL, the Media Asia TV I guess...

The ad is about vandalism.
Okay, first of all, what could go wrong in a vandalism ad right?
But you just wait till I describe this shit.

First of all there's this woman bleeding inside a house.
I don't really know why she's bleeding, because I wasn't really concentrate on watching it.
I don't know lar, her neck is bleeding, her vagina is bleeding also.
At first I thought she cut herself, means she's committing suicide, but then when I saw her lower part is bleeding too, I thought she's menstruating.
Either way, that woman is really suffering.
And then they show her daughter calling 999 for ambulance.

Here's the funny part.
So a lady on the line answered the call, and then quickly direct an ambulance car to go and rescue the dying bitch.
You may think, what does this has to do with vandalism right?
Here is it, all the street signs, you know, the one with Jalan Pukimak, Jalan Chow Kit that type of street signs, were covered with papers.
Ermm, those sex toy, loansharks, penis pill, massage papers...

And so, the ambulance couldn't find the street and house that the dying woman is living in!
WHOA WHOA WHOA! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

They doesn't have GPS!? They have to fully rely on road signs to locate their destinations?
Then as the commercial progresses, all the street signs are covered with papers, the ambulance car are damn anxious and they couldn't find the house. And then the woman is dying, and the lady on the line is also fucking nervous.

And now you may be thinking, does the woman die?
Conclusion, YES!!!!

By the time the ambulance finally located the house, the woman died!
Her daughter is crying!
And then it's the end of the commercial,
and the morale of the commercial is:
''STOP VANDALISM!''

It's the first vandalism ad that I've ever seen in my life, and to be frank, if there's a second one, I don't really wanna watch it, lol.
They failed hard...

'' This game is shit! It fucks you harder than life! ''
-James Rolfe a.k.a Angry Video Game Nerd
(Deadly Towers)

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Pretty Eyes

Camwhoring, muahahahahah!


Hmm, if you ask me how's my college life?
I will say, so so lor!

Terence asked me to finish up one part of the HE Assignment by Friday, it's so easy lar, confirm can do it lar, but I a bit lazy now, lol!

And then, that day after college all of us went for lunch.
I ordered this sambal fried rice, so damn gigantic.

LOOK AT IT!
Walao, it's almost made for 3 person. But believe it or not, it only costs me RM4.50 :O
Now that's what you call ''Do Business''
:P


To celebrate my Twitter for reaching 1,000 tweets, follow me! LOL!
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi


Tomorrow 2:30pm class, good night world!

'' Everything's so fucking green. ''
-Uncle Alfie
(Death At A Funeral)

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Epicness

OH MY GOSH!


Just wanna introduce you guys to an awesome channel I just discovered one week ago.

EPIC MEAL TIME
Click on the link above to watch all their awesome videos.
I can't believe they are so damn creative by combining so damn many meats and shits into making a fucking huge meat meal.
I guess that's why they call themselves. EPIC MEAL TIME!


Tomorrow after class will be discussing our IA Assignments,
speaking of assignments, all of us also haven't done the HE one.
We all really don't want to give a fuck about it. Guess we gonna start doing it soon before the deadline is closing in.


Songs that I recommend for this week:
Avril Lavigne - Smile
Coldplay - Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall
Alex Goot - Pretty Eyes
We The Kings - Friday Is Forever
Cali Swag District - Teach Me How To Dougie
Chester See & Ryan Higa & Kev Jumba - Nice Guys



Keep reading :)

'' Next time, we eat medicine balls. ''
-Epic Meal Time
(Maximum Protein Experience)

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Song that reminds...

We'll write a song
that turns out the lights
when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
don't waste your time
speed up your breathing
just close your eyes
we'll hope it's not for nothing at all

Soft kiss and wine what a pretty friend of mine
we're finally intertwined
nervous and shy for the moment we will come
alive tonight

We'll write a song
that turns out the lights
when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
don't waste your time
speed up your breathing
just close your eyes
we'll hope it's not for nothing at all

lay down be still
don't worry talk they will
i'll be loving you until
morning's first light
breaks tomorrow
i'll take care of you tonight

secret valentine

We'll write a song
that turns out the lights
when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
don't waste your time
speed up your breathing
just close your eyes
we'll hope it's not for nothing at all

when guilt fills your head
brush off rise up from the dead
this is the moment that we
will come alive
brace yourself for love
sweet love, secret love.

We'll write a song
that turns out the lights
when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
don't waste your time
speed up your breathing
just close your eyes
we'll hope it's not for nothing at all


Such nostalgic song, and still so damn amazing after 4 years.


Well, today went for my first car lesson.
It's my first time driving a car, felt pretty nervous at first, after that it gets a little bit better and more comfortable.
The only thing I always made mistake is when you started moving your car after you've braked or stopped it. The time when you need to like balance your crush and your acceleration pedal, damn hard and I keep failed.
Guess I need more practice :(


Anyway, my dad went for a vacation at Thailand and my brother is busy at work.
So these 2 days I will be accompanying my mother.
And so today after my car lesson, my mum and I went for brunch at Shabu-Shabu.
Ate till my stomach explodes -.-

Tomorrow is Sunday, boring day again...
Just a short update, here's my Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi
Just follow my Twitter if you wanna stalk me :p

'' We'll write a song, that turns out the light, when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside. ''
-We The Kings
(Secret Valentine)

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