Lining the Saga

When 9 meets.

This will be a memorytastic post.
:)



Form 1:
The only thing I remember during Form 1 is that I first found out I'm same class with Kar Kit, that's all. But then I started to know about other friends, Vei Hoong, Te Sheng, Wen Shen etc.
But then Yue is transferred to our class, I was so happy that time. Finally got a good friend that can sit beside me in class.
Nothing special happened that year, oh yeah, my results was like shit.
I got fucked by my sister when she came and took report card. Fucked me from Blok G until Esso, lol. I cried, that's some real hard shits.

Form 2:
I love this year. First is that I same class with LCC and Pepsi. Second is that I really had fun this year.
I knew a lot of great friends that still rock with me until now, especially Kah Ye.
Not to mention I knew Choy Yeing and Nikki through this year.
We all had fun in class and all that, oh yeah, I WOULD DECLARE THIS YEAR AS HOK ZHENG YEAR!
Why would I say that? That's because he is super funny.
I remember I pulled a prank on him then he kena teacher caned.
Then when Mr.Prakash scolded him, Hok Zheng showed him that bad finger tap sign, but then kena Prakash catch lol. Kena caned also.
Many funny things about this sohai la, damn good to know this friend that year.

Form 3:
This is another happy year I must say.
I became gay with Jer Min and Jiun How. We formed a band with Brandon but then got fucked because we performed badly lol.
But that was some good memory.
I remember I did well in my exam during Second Term.
Classmates are Yue, Jia Yong, Pepsi etc.
Overall this is a superb year.

Form 4:
This year sucks shit.

Form 5:
This year. Overall I kinda enjoyed this year.
But I don't know why, nothing to say about this year.
I miss Form 2 and Form 3 though.
:)


Today went shopping with Sister at Fahrenheit, Pavillion and IOI Mall.
Bought stuffs to prepare for CNY.

Anyway, just back from dinner with Bill and Hao Shen.
Went Bak Kut Teh, then stopped by Bill's house to witness the glory of Malaysia.


Friday going Ryan's house for New Year Countdown.
Prepare for unlimited fun!

'' Emo lo. ''
-Lim Wai Peng
(Friend)

End.

Fly underneath rhythm of life.

Let's have a toast to the scumbags.

First, an addictive song.


EDC is back baby! This time a collaboration with the only Jay Chou, quite a surprising outcome I must say. I love the lyrics, especially the starting part, EDC sang it with mucho styles.


Anyway, 5 more days to put an end on this year.
What happened this year?
Wanna know? Well, you will have to wait just a few more days,
I will definitely write about it in my blog.

Oh yeah, I'm going to make my blog alive forever.
I mean it. And my target for next year is to write at least 150 posts.
Sounds like a mission impossible to me,
but I will do my best.


Oh my holy, I feel so lifeless nowadays.
Wonder around like an aimless zombie, I need to find me something to do.
Oh fuck wait, I think I already found it.
National Service at Mantin!
:O

Wish me luck!

'' Manu, this is why you do the voodoo, and you do it so well. ''
-Some NBA commentator
(NBA)

End.

X to the Mas

I think I didn't wish everyone a Merry Christmas right here in my blog.
So a belated HAPPY MERRY CHRISTMAS to all you guys, and a Happy New Year.

I think I passed my Christmas very badly, didn't go anywhere, went pool and Blitzone and stuffs. Tired and feel so lifeless.

Just a short update, 1 more week to go until I am all ready up for NS, good bye guys.

'' FINGER OF DEATH! ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

End.

Growing Up

I evolve.


2006 - 13 Years Old

Started to learn about the philosophy of life.


2007 - 14 Years Old

Remember about joys but forget about studies.


2008 - 15 Years Old

Rocking the year hard, hardcorely.


2009 - 16 Years Old

When I smile, you smile.


2010 - 17 Years Old

The real deal.


Life, amazing isn't it?

'' If you can't accept me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best. ''
-Nikki Wong
(Friend)

End.

Legacy

Let's talk about yesterday.

Yesterday morning around 11a.m. went to Chao's house first. Waited for the arrival of Jia Yong and Nicholas and then the four of us went to Mid Valley by taxi.

IT'S MOVIE DAY!

Met up with friends, Kah Ye, Lampa Wai Peng and Choi Yee at McDonald.
Yue is fucking late again.

Lepak lepak a while, went pool and something else.
Until our movie time 2:15p.m. Yue also haven't come.
So we went in and watch first, until Yue called me I only go out and pass him the ticket.
Oh yeah, we watched Tron Legacy!


There is only a word to describe this movie, Epic.

I don't know use what metaphor to describe this movie lar,
just go and watch it yourself.
Besides Inception, this is another 2010's masterpiece.
Rated 9.5/10


After the movie, lepak around again until Sik Wei came.
Because 7p.m. is the time for WEBDOTA GATHERING!
Me, Kah Ye and Sik Wei, the three Webdota maniacs met up with Uncle Ben and Xiang.
Nicholas also followed too because for the upcoming class party that he had to attend with Sik Wei.
Went to Kim Gary for the gathering. Gossiped and chit-chatted until the most important person in the game arrive, Lord of Dota.
Erhem, whom is the admin of the game, haha.
I must say that the three of them are very friendly and good in socializing.
LoD is surprisingly friendly and nice too.
After the gathering Mr. Nerdy Xiang fetched me, Sik Wei and Nicholas to their class party.

Lepak lepak again until 11p.m,
we went to Blitzone with Terence. Then after a while Yue, Pepsi and Vei Hoong came to met up with us.
Dota dota dota CS CS CS SA SA SA until around 3:30a.m,
Yue then fetched me home.

Whoa, what a cucuk day!

'' The Grid. A digital frontier. I tried to picture clusters of information as they traveled through the computer. Ships, motorcycles. With the circuits like freeways. I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. And then, one day... i got in. ''
-Jeff Bridges a.k.a Kevin Flynn
(Tron Legacy)

End.

Reuniting the pieces,

Click to enlarge. Credits to my bro.

I miss my friends.
Although sometimes they act like an asshole,
but still I miss them.
Fucking bored while staying at home alone after the end of school days.


It's the year 2006,
I took my first step into this school.
I tried to fit myself into this new environment.
I was a jerk back then. I was a naive kid, I don't know how the fuck to be a good person back then.

After waves and waves of struggles and blockades, I fought myself through these five years.
Causing troubles and shits,
being a dumbass by creating some stupid canteen group,
getting fucked by teachers,
getting fucked by schoolmates,
hmmm, what else?

I do miss those days.

What now?
Everyday at home act like a lifeless ass.
I wanna see the real sunlight, once more.

Will be going back to school soon,
for a photoshoot session.
I'm dead serious.
Wait for my comeback.

'' 一只青蛙, 跳! ''
-My Friends
(Many)

End.

Fun Trip is Fun!

Cameron :)


Back from Cameron yesterday. Overall a fun trip.
If wan see photos go Facebook search yourself ba.

First day we went to Gua Tempurung for some cave exploring stuffs.
At first it's quite okay, then after the guide brings us to a dead road, we climbed over the fence and reach a new road inside the cave, lol.

So damn surprised, we need to slide down the cave, go through a small hole, and then the worst part, the underground of the cave is filled with water that reaches our knee.

Then we need to climb through small and low crack hole to advance through the cave. Whole body tired, fukken wet and filled with sands, but it's a nice experience though.


After that stopped by Ipoh for Beansprout Chicken Rice, but without beansprout for me.
After our lunch then started our journey to Cameron Highlands.

After reaching Cameron, we checked in to our apartment.
First thing I do is set-up the PS2 I brought and then the whole time we keep on playing it, while the others gambled.

First night we went to the night market just right below our apartment and then ended the night with more PS2-playing and fooling around.

Second day we had Bak Kut Teh as brunch. After that went to Cactus Garden to walk around. Started raining, bad weather.

Then we went back to apartment for more gambling and PS2-playing.
We had steamboat for dinner, overall a nice meal.
After that bought some whiskeys and went back apartment to play 青蛙跳!

Last day we went to tea farm and after that balik rumah lurrrr.

That's all I gotta write lar,
kinda misses my friends now, hope to hang out with them again soon.


Good bye Secondary School Life, I will miss you.

'' 累咯. ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(5A8)

End.

Maybe

Make the right choice.

FINALLY SPM IS OVER!!!! HELL YEAHHH!!!

Before that, I lost my IC.
Got scolded, and went to JPN today to make a new one,

Well, just back from Class Party at Shogun, Sunway Pyramid.
Quite a great dinner.

Had Rapunzel after that too,
rated 8/10.
Not bad, unique storyline but still expectable endings.

Just packed all the stuffs for tomorrow Cameron trip.
Just a short update to show that I'm still blogging.


See ya guys few days later, take care and good luck to those whom are still sitting for SPM.



If there is a chance for me, maybe I will turn back the time,
and maybe I will find a new group of friends,
not the some of the people that always take me as a laughing tool and make fun of me.
And think that it is funny, but actually not.
Maybe I made the wrong choice.
Just maybe...

'' 酱的meh? ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(5A8)

End.

Rant

If you wonder how's Akaun paper, this it it.

Sometimes I really can't fucking tahan anymore.
Everytime chat, you all sure will say her name to make fun of me.
At first I'm okay with it.
But then every fucking time also wanna call out her name.
Funny? At first, maybe, but now, still wanna play?
You all won't boring one is it?

It's not I small gas or what,
it's I don't want to hear her name anymore.
You guys all thought it's just a joke and think nothing would happen.
Joke more lar, there are people who secretly hate you guys you know?
You think it's just only a joke right?

I mean, you guys really never think of others feeling one.
You guys call me what fucking types of nickname also can,
I didn't utter a single word.
But I just don't want to hear her name anymore.

Friends for so long, I don't want face to face only.
I'm just ranting about what I'm feeling recently.
If you guys really take me as a friend, then stop.

If still wanna play then,
go and fuck yourselves, and I'm serious.


It's been quite a long time since I've fucked someone in my blog,
feels kinda different.

'' None. ''
-None
(None)

End.

TOP 10 : Top 10 N-B-A Plays

NBA fans, this will certainly be your favourite post. And if you're not a NBA regular, you can still watch the 10 videos below because they will be my favourite NBA plays of all-time. Be amazed.

10 Gilbert Arenas' Buzzer Beater with a walk away pose

When you need to win the game, just call ARENAS!

9 Kobe to Shaq

That alley-oop makes Lakers enter the NBA Finals.

8 Miller Time

It's actually 6 points in 6 seconds. Reggie Miller's imba three pointers.

7 Lebron James sky high!

Think you can fly higher than that?

6 Jordan's Facial Dunk on Ewing

A wise man once said, ''If Jordan dunks, you better get your ass off the lane,''

5 Shaq's Imba Dunk

When you see Shaq coming, just hide.

4 Nate Robinson blocks Yao

One of the shortest guy in NBA blocking one of the tallest guy in NBA.

3 Baron Davis' WTF dunk on Kirilenko

One of the greatest facial dunk.

2 Iverson crosses Jordan

Jordan got pawned.

1 Vince Carter jumps over a poor guy

Ermmmm, speechless.


Just a pointless post actually.
Anyway, soon I will post about my Favourite Top 10 Goals of all time,
stay tuned :).

Oh yeah, SPM is ending soon.
I failed my Chemistry, lol.
Left Akaun and Chinese, gotta try harder!

Bye guys.

'' 他pattern多多的. ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(5A8)

End.

2nd Chapter.

:(

2010. Another decade just passed by in the blink of an eye.

Once again this blog is growing and growing,
perhaps to become more mature.
Digging back the old posts, stuffs to look at,
it's really fun.
And it always remind me how much this blog changes.
From a naive and childish little blog into the current white and black page.
Whenever I open up my Mozilla Firefox,
the first page that greeted me is this blog.
In short, www.meandyouforthewin.blogspot.com accompanied me through thick and thin, hot and cold.

I might ask myself,
How's 2010?
Well, it's a pretty decent year.

Oh yeah, the biggest impact in this year is none other than the first time I was actually in a real relationship with a girl.
Ehh, that's the past, shouldn't be talking about it right now.
But some dickheads still talk about it until this very day.

How about school?
Well, I'm glad to say I blended myself well with 5A10, unlike last year.
I'm proud to have those friends alongside me.
Especially those sohais, oh yeah and my Kai Mui and Pui Yee also.

We are going to separate soon.
We might never see each other again after this year.
Exclude LCC because I see that sohai almost everyday.
But still, it's hard to be apart.
Just like you can't separate a Porn Actress from touching a dick.
Ohh, nice metaphor.

And some amazing things happened this year.
Not to mention a few new couple just borned.
Yue, Sean Chern.
I must say that you guys must treat your girls well.


Life is short, appreciate it while you are still clenching your fist onto it.
R.I.P, someone's mother.


Oh yeah, almost forgot.
I am chosen for First Batch in NS.
Mantin, Negeri Sembilan.
Somewhere near Kajang and Seremban.
I know that my grandma will be really really really worry for me,
and because I knew that she won't read this, so,
'' Po Po, don't worry about me, I'll be fine, I'll take care of myself. And do remember to take care of your own body, don't get all too work up. When I'm back from NS, I will take you to eat something NICEY!''

Is it just or the word ''Awesome'' is being used so damn frequently nowadays?
I can see almost every movie, drama, picture, chat, bla bla bla bla bla is using this word.
And if I'm not mistaken, I think Barney from How I Met Your Mother popularize it.
Please remember to credit him :p


Woah this post is getting longer and longer, gotta stop here.
Before I go, listen to Anthony - I'm Sorry That I Loved You.
Good bye guys.

'' The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning. ''
-Ivy Baker
(Unknown)

End.

December

Splash.

Once again it's December and that means it's the fall of 2010.
Practically I kinda like this year though.
Dramas going on as usual, people falling in and out of love as usual.
Shits come and go, as usual.

Talking about a beautiful song.

This song suits the fall of 2010 damn well too.


By the way, SPM is near end. 3 more subjects to go, Chemistry, Account and Chinese.
The only one that I worry about is Chemistry only.
Hope to study it well for this 3 days.

Anyway, next post I'm going to talk more about what happened this year.
Stay tuned.

'' Seasons come and go, but I will never change, and I'm on my way. ''
-Tinie Tempah and Eric Turner
(Written In The Stars)

Changing my ending style of the post starting now.
Wont be ending with
Regards,
Kelvin.
That's some lame shit lol.
Will be something even simpler now.



End.

Underrated much?

Woah! It's been quite sometime since I last talked about movies in my blog,
well, here we go!

But first, I realise that there are some great movies that the people around never watches.
When I mean great, I really mean it.

The Boat That Rocked

I would like to say that this is a really unique movie.
Actings are great, the storyline is one of the most unique storyline ever.
You won't see that good guys win bad guys scene in it,
but a much different taste of movie.
8.5/10

28 Weeks Later

Best zombie movie ever, word.
9/10

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

New style of movie. I freaking enjoyed myself throughout this entire movie.
Michael Cera is super cute!
One of the top movies this year.
9.5/10

Forrest Gump

I did posted about this movie before.
First, one question,
you guys watched this masterpiece before?
If you didn't, seriously, go and watch it now.
The real classic among classics.
10/10



Here is one underrated song that we can't hear much on the radios or televisions.


Way to go to screw SPM up!
Guys, same word again,
GOOD LUCK!

'' A sone, always a sone, and proud to be a sone. ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner - 5A10)

Regards,
Kelvin

SILA BACA!

Kehidupan, kenapa awak tak kuat?

Hari ini saya akan mengguna Bahasa Malaysia untuk menulis blog saya, jangan tanya saya kenapa kerana saya berasa ada inspirasi untuk buat macam ni.


Yang pertama, hari ini adalah peperiksaan subjek Sejarah. Peperiksaan hari ini memang susah sehingga sangat cucuk. Saya rasa kami semua dicucuk oleh Sejarah pada hari yang begitu terang cuaca. Saya harap Sejarah saya boleh dapat gred ''C'' atau ke atas kalau tidak saya akan dicucuk oleh keluarga saya dengan sangat keras sekali.


Yang kedua, selepas hari ini kami mendapat tiga hari rehat sebelum peperiksaan yang berikut, iaitu Matematik. Saya harap Matematik saya boleh dapat ''B'' atau ke atas kerana Matematik adalah sangat cucuk terhadap saya. Oleh sebab itu, saya akan keluar untuk bincang Matematik dengan kawan saya.


Yang ketiga, saya ada idol yang baru. Namanya ialah 小蛮, iaitu perempuan yang sangat comel itu daripada Persatuan Saya Suka Hitam Licin (我爱黑涩会).

DIA SANGAT COMEL KAN? SAYA SANGAT SUKA DIA!


Saya rasa blog saya adalah sangat unik berbanding dengan blog lain kerana saya menggunakan tiga bahasa untuk blog, iaitu English, Malay and Cina. Saya rasa blog lain tidak ada mengamalkan sikap macam ini.
Saya mengalakkan bloggers yang lain boleh cuba teknik saya demi kesejahteraan hidup.

Akhir sekali, hari ini sangat cucuk letih, saya mau tidur.
Tapi esok saya akan blog lagi.
Jumpa lagi.

'' Your stepsisters all pattern very steady one. ''
-Originated by Kelvin Ooi, spread by others
(Many)

Sekian,
Kelvin

Home.

Love remains the same.

I would like to say that Seo Seo will forever be inside my heart.
MUCHO LOVES FOR YOU!

Today during English Paper 1 wrote wrong format for the Section A letter question.
All format wrong, sure deduct like 4-5 marks.
Sien, hope still can get an A after such lowly mistake.

Tomorrow is History exam.
Been studying for a while. Will wake up later around 4a.m. to crack my brains through the lame history of our country.


Good Luck to all the students tomorrow!

'' Don't be afraid to cry, you can still be a manly guy. ''
-Ryan Higa a.k.a nigahiga
(Shed a Tear)

Regards,
Kelvin

Shiny eyes, drugs and songs.

The female version of Jay Chou :p


10p.m., 2 more hours to reach the countdown.
Some people take it seriously, some take it easily.
Some people study their hearts out just for that little ''A'', some ignore it.
Which type of person that you wanna be?

Yes, I'm cracking my brain right now through the Malay Essays.
Guess that's what you need to pay off for getting an ''A'' in your pocket.

In the mean time, let's calm our nerves by listening to this.

'' 我跳著Disco 在你的胸口我用盡全身力氣 去跳 去跟上 你的心跳節奏 ''
Lovely lyrics, besides Tanya, she is one of the most talented female song composer ever.


Here's an advise,
if you got that uneasy feeling from studying too much,
take a short break, drink some water, lie down on your bed and close your eyes.
Studying too much and not taking care of your own body never gives benefit.
Just don't study until sick then can already, try and give your best.
If you dapat bad results, don't be sad.
At least you gave all that you had. And do remember, I sure will dapat bad results one.
At least got me teman you right? :p


Can't wait for December 14th.
Just can't wait.

'' Ego is just simply a mentality of how you think yourself is and carry around without noticing the harm it might bring upon yourself. ''
-Eu Jin
(5A12 - http://www.eujinied-by-myself.blogspot.com)

Regards,
Kelvin

memories for a believer ;)

Big ass warming family.

这歌虽然已满旧了，不过却充满淡淡的无奈。

歌词：
“你不参加颁奖典礼就是没礼貌，你去参加就是代表你很 在乎，得奖时你感动落泪，人家就会觉得你夸张做作，你没表情别人就会说太嚣张，如果你天生这表情那些人甚至会怪你妈妈。”

周超人身为一位创作歌手，但却已被人渐渐忘记他写歌的真真目的。向新的目标前进，难道不对吗？当导演，当主持，当演员。他，什么都尝试过了，做得好，得到百分百的鼓励，但做得失了一点点的水准，甚至99分，都得到媒体的指指点点。

周董像似得到了全世界，但却失去了自己。

“我到底是一个创作歌手还是好人好事代表。”
难道要周超人什么都做得百分百完美吗？
难道要他做多过艺人，歌手，所做的事吗？

周超人不会飞了，飞不起了。

(Content telah di参考 from a website.)


If people asks me how long Forever is,
I might answer this:
Imagine the whole world is covered in sands. Nothing left on the surface but sands. And imagine a bird comes every 10 years, flying at its own speed. Picks up a small sand at a certain place, flies and drop the sand on the other side of the earth. And it repeats the move again until all the sands are being moved. Well, forever is longer than that.

So now, go and listen to Chris Brown - Forever and feel the rhythm and the music around youuuuu.
Good bye SMK Sri Sentosa and all my friends, will be missing you all forever.

'' 再多六百块我就杀人无眨眼了! ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(5A8)

Regards,
Kelvin

Perfect Nightmare

Fisheye.

Every fucking day opened up the newspaper, what we see?

Car crashes, murders, robberies.
Aren't we sick of it? Today looked at the news, another bus crash. For god's sakes, how many bus crashes you bus drivers wanna cause for each and every day? Bus crashes took away fucking many innocence lives but the bus driver always didn't kena. This shouldn't be happening. This is just too fucked up.

Remember one of the major bus crash few weeks ago? The one with over 13++ casualties if I'm not wrong. Memang dahsyat. Innocence lives gone like that.


Another news from today, 2 young girls got robbed. Okay, quite a common news right? But wait till you read the next sentence:
One of the girl GOT STABBED FEW TIMES FROM BEHIND BECAUSE SHE FIGHT BACK THE ROBBERS.

Whoa?! Robbers, are you even human? Tidak berperikemanusiaan you tahu ker? Girls also stab? Want money then take money only, want handphone then take handphone only, NO NEED STAB RIGHT? YOU SHOULD BE BURNING IN THE FUCKING HELL! And now that girl needed kidney exchange. She's only 19 years old. I really hope you robbers can fucking burn in hell.

You can rob, you can steal. But you cant hurt innocent people. You are fucking out of your fucking mind. You shouldn't be living until this very day. You are inhumane.


Another issue, teenagers running away from home.
Hello? You bodoh ker?
For what ran away from home ah? Don't like your parents? Your ''good'' friends order you to do so? You on drugs? Your fucking hobby?
Everytime when I read about news that is related to teenagers running away from home.
I feel mad. Sorelosers only ran away from home.
You don't wan back home, you go where?
Go sleep at your ''good'' friend's house? If you're a girl, let people rape then got lar.
When you wanna run away from home, think for a second.
You have a big brain, not a brain of the size of a ostrich's brain.
People in other places want a home also cant, you got home back you don't want back home?
Shame on you losers.


Yeah, each day, how many poor lives died at Africa?
How many poor lives died from AIDS, Cancer, or whatsoever diseases and sicknesses?
But why so fucking many people die, don't see you inhumane monsters die?

If Malaysia really wanna achieve Wawasan 2020, or Wawasan 3030.
Get rid of those problems first.


Unfair, memang unfair. This is a nightmare.
Perfect nightmare.

'' What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other? ''
-George Eliot
(Someone)

Regards,
Kelvin

Get to the chopppaaaa!

Hey world, I'm back for more!

Yesterday night went Marcus house to celebrate his sister's birthday.
Had fun when inside Ying Nan's car. We macam on drug and screaming and singing on the highway. Open window and point o0o at Marcus' car also. Damn fun.


Here I wanna introduce one of the most talented young guitar player ever, and he is ASIAN!
Sung-Ha Jung!

In this video he is playing with Andy McKee,
that fucking pro guitar drifter.

If you don't know who Andy McKee is, watch this video:



If you are a fan of Sung-Ha Jung, you probably would notice that he had grown so fukken much.

This was when he plays Billie Jean, few years ago.
That time his hair still nerdy nerdy macam Sean Chern one, lol.

Now look at him!

HOLY FUKKEN SHIT! SO HANDSOME AND CUTE ALREADY!
Nia, time do flies. So, do appreciate time and use it wisely.


PS3! I wan a PS3!

Cannot already, after SPM must earn money get a new computer and PS3!
My bro also wanna buy PS3 liao, so many great games on PS3 now.


Eh I realized one thing,
everytime when go out dinner with both my parents,
my dad sure will scold bad words nia.
What also scold, mostly scold my mom lar.
Damn funny one, always like mahai mahai mahai!
Then my mom will sengaja change topic,
funny actions man!
Catch their actions live tomorrow on 7pm :p


Well, that's all for today, follow my blog!

'' You can't undo the past, but you can certainly not repeat it. ''
-Bruce Willis
(International Actor)

Regards,
Kelvin

Seo Ju Hyun Is Love

OH SHIT IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE PEDOBEAR!

Hmmm, they made a movie about the life of Justin Bieber.
Wooahhh, that's going to be so fucking interesting, right?
Or not? What the fuck were they thinking?

And so, to conclude that, I invented a new equation.
Justin Bieber + Twilight = Fuck
Sekian, terima kasih.

Anyway, will definitely update my blog soon, got things to write about.
This post is just a very short update.

Oh yeah, if you are my blog kaki,
you will notice that I've added a few Seo Hyun pictures on the right >>>
Take a look, won't waste your time :)

Bye peeps!

'' I'm a faggot. I suck dick. I wear turban. I touch myself at night. I can't ejaculate. That's what I am. ''
-Justin Bibir
(Faggot)

Regards,
Kelvin

HOOT!

Hello Sones and the world,

Well, finally finished all the Kasturi Tuitions. Get loads of useful infos about the upcoming big ass exam. Then Tuesday will be going to school to take the SPM Schedule Paper.

Here's an awesome song.

By the way, this is the only song that I like with Nicki Minaj in it.

That bitch seriously suck balls. How come she get so many fames ah? Ugly loh, big booty and ass only lar, I just don't like her, damn ugly. But can't deny it, this song really damn addictive.

Banyak new and awesome songs recently. Katy Perry lighting Firework up in the air. Travie McCoy Need You in his life.

Tadi when at Petaling Street crossing the street, an old car saw me already stil wanna drive fast and up close to me, like sengaja wanna takutkan me. Then I turn my head to look at the fucking driver. That old Mehrey driver buka window, I can see got his wife and kids inside the car also. Then he scolded me ''Bodoh''. Such civilised person huh? Kantoi la dia, Marehsia boleh!

I bet all boys like to fap, I go fap first, bye bye.

Oh yeah by the way, did I mention that Lowyat Forum is fucking addictive and awesome?

'' I'm fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I have to get some of that out. ''
Neil Patrick Harris a.k.a Barney Stinson
(How I Met Your Mother)

Regards,
Kelvin

Quick Update :)

Well, already 7 days didn't update my blog. So I've decided to do something.

First of all, attended my cousin brother's wedding. Quite a fun night seriously.

Wish both of the newly-weds a new bright life.

Oh yeah, realized something.
If use this laptop to blog, cannot change colour of the fonts one.
Don't know whats wrong with the encoding thingy. -__-

Speaking about emoticons,
recently damn like to use this emoticon -__-
Looks cute and can use in many situations, lol.

Where the heck am I again?
So, didn't go to school.
At home do nothing at all,
been attending SPM Seminars at Kasturi.
What else do you still need too know?

So, will update again soon.
Bye peeps.

'' Dead people seem incredibly lazy, just laying there all the time. ''

-Ray William Johnson

(Youtuber)

Regards,

Kelvin

TOP 10 : Oh my god, not another ranking post again!?

Music inspires us.

Er hem, so I've been pretty darn bored lately, so I decided to write something which is super super lame. Guess what!? It's another ranking post again!!!

This time, it's even bigger, harder, stronger, lamer. It's my top 50 Favourite Songs of ALL TIME!!! Lmao! So if you don't wanna waste your time, you can skip reading this post.

Erm so, I think it's really hard to list out formally all my 50songs as almost all of them are my favourites, but still I will try to write em down in a ranking way.
If you're a super music lover, you might find this post interesting :)

Oh yeah, this ranking will be kinda lack of Chinese songs, because I don't know which to write.
S0, counting down from 50 to 1.


50) Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles
49) Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
48) Slipknot - Psychosocial
47) Secondhand Serenade - Your Call
46) My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade
45) 陈奕迅 - 陀飞轮
44) Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
43) Muse - Starlight
42) My Chemical Romance - Famous Last Words
41) Rise Against - Savior
40) Soshi - Oh!
39) Nickelback - Rockstar
38) Peter, Bjorn and John - Young Folks
37) The Fray - Never Say Never
36) Gavin DeGraw - Chariot
35) Bullet For My Valentine - Tears Don't Fall
34) Christina Aguilera - Hurt
33) System of a Down - Chop Suey
32) 陈奕迅 - 幸福摩天轮

31) Soshi - Way to Go

30) Jason Mraz - You and I Both

29) Avenged Sevenfold - Dear God
28) Aqua Timez - Chiisana Tenohira

27) Eminem ft. Rihanna - Love the Way You Lie

26) Taylor Swift - Love Story

25) My Chemical Romance - The Ghosts of You

24) Green Day - 21 Guns

23) Soshi - Girls' Generation

22) 周杰伦 - 晴天
21) Seo Hyun - It's Okay Even If It Hurts

20) Eminem - Beautiful
19) Soshi - Tell Me Your Wish

18) Scouting For Girls - This Ain't A Love Song

17) Dashboard Confessional - Stolen

16) Slipknot - Vermillion part.2

15) Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife

14) Boys Like Girls - Thunder

13) Bruno Mars - Talking to the Moon

12) Goo Goo Dolls - Iris

11) Oasis - Don't Go Away
The 10 songs below are the one that accompany through my thick and thin and inspire me the mosts.10) Inoue Azumi - Kimi wo Nosete

9) Soshi - Gee

8) The Beatles - Hey Jude

7) Enrique Iglesias - Hero

6) Soshi - Into the New World

5) Evermore - Light Surrounding You

4) Jason Mraz - I'm Yours

3) Oasis - Wonderwall

2) Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

And My No.1 Favourite Song of all time is....

JUSTIN BIEBER - BABY!!Whoa whoa!? Wait wait wait, fuck that, just kidding, lol.
Of cause it's not Justin Bieber...

Well, ladies and gentlemen, my favourite song of all time goes to...



Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger ♥

Oasis, what you guys play, are real music.
I salute you guys.

Tributes, please come back and make musics again.

'' Slow down Ludacris, shit! ''

-Random Grandma

(Grandma Singing Baby)

Regards,

Kelvin

Funny and Epic Youtube Videos Compilation Part 5

One of the most anticipated post of the year is here. In case you misses the last 4 parts, here's the link to them:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

Let's get started and please view on your own safety, you might die of laughters.



It's a double rainbow, all the way, oh my god, it's started to look like a triple rainbow!



Things just got nasty.



Old man on drugs, having fun.



Oh my fucking god.



''My Cock''



That's some hype shit.



Well, it's just another normal, pretty and sunny day, and then all of a sudden A HORSE FUCKING ANOTHER HORSE!



Well, it's just another normal, pretty and sunny day, and then all of a sudden you CRASHES INTO A FUCKING HORSE!



Lesson learnt.



What the fuck?! That's one of the luckiest man ever.



Watch until the end.



Well, you just bought a new race car. Driving around having fun, and then all of a sudden A FUCKING DEER RUNS OUT TO THE TRACK AND YOU SENDS THAT DEER FLYING UP INTO THE AIR AND DISAPPEAR!



Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cause they raping everybody out there.



Wow! Wow! Wow!



Air fuck.



Speechless.


Well, I guess that's all for today.
Laugh much? Keep on reading and be sure to follow my blog if you find it interesting :)

'' I don't like defining myself, I just am. ''
-Tesla Gordon
(Guitar Hero III)

Regards,
Kelvin

With hands and tides-

I'm so sorry, my Seo Hyunnie.

So, trial exam sudah finished already. After 3 struggling weeks, all the pressure are officially gone. Now I can focus on my Webdota for a while :p.


I got nothing to write lately, nothing special happened. Hmm, paid tuition fees for the Kasturi Seminar. Then this month's 23rd and 24th are my Cousin Brother's grand wedding days. I hereby wishes best of luck to him :)

Oh yeah, will continue Kingdom Hearts II soon, kinda tired now. I think I will wake up later during midnight to do something important.

Speaking of blogging, finally my blog reaches 301 posts. Kinda amazing isn't it? It's been three years since I created this blog, with Jer Jer. 300, yeah, that's a pretty awesome number. Even the Spartans also only bring 300 people to go war with the Persians. And so, I salute myself for blogging until this very day :)


Before I end this post, here's a superb awesome song by an awesome artist.

'' I thought you were interesting before, but now you're just creepy. ''
-Ichimaru Gin
(Bleach)

Regards,
Kelvin

The 300.

Don't you just love it when your mood is bad, and all the things around you started to fuck you up or teases you? Yeah, that's what I'm feeling right now. So bottom line, FML!

And wtf, this is my 300th posts.
Yeah, I know my posts are kinda short recently,
but who the fuck are you to judge me?
Not feeling good.

'' I THROW MY SANDWICH IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, saying AYYYOOOOOOO, I ordered MAYOOOO!!!! ''
-Unknown Guy
(Youtube Video Comments - Taio Cruz, Dynamite)

Regards,
Kelvin

Stopra :)

You,
please go away.

'' If you can play Wonderwall on guitar, you get all the babes you want. ''
-Unknown
(Youtube Video Comments - Oasis, Wonderwall)

Regards,
Kelvin

Memorytastic!

Tomorrow is Sejarah exam, studied until can tahan already, tomorrow will go school to discuss with friends about the other topics and unconfirmed points.

So, it's been while I last updated my lil blog. Well, time really passed so freaking fast. Look at the date of birth of this blog, August 26th 2008. Sudah two years liao, in the blink of an eye, loads of shits happened.


Well, let's talk about History.

I remembered the day when my grandpa left us. So numb. I was around 6 years old, yeah I remembered that, definitely is 6 years old. That cold night, me and my brother were waken up by my mother, I don't know about the time, I don't look at clock anyway. All I knew was I doesn't know what the heck is going on. My parents didn't say a single word and just suddenly drive both of us to our grandpa's house at OUG.

Then I only find out what's going on...

Hmm, I didn't cry, I doesn't know why, the tears just wouldn't come out from my eyes. Then there's this situation which was forever etched inside my brain.

It was when my grandpa was put into cremation, all my relatives, my parents, and I remembered the most was my sister, they all kneel down and cried their lungs out. ALL of them, except me. I stood still, I don't know why I can't cry, my face only shown numbness, nothing else.

But after the cremation process, I went out to the garden to chill. Then my grandma came and hugged me and, and I remembered she said that, ''公公走了啦...''

That was when the first time, I cried for the loss of my beloved grandpa. Sometimes, with a single word, by a single person, can make you cry, strange isn't it?


Well, there's my history for you. Have you prepared well for tomorrow's History exam?

'' Forget about the sunshine when it's gone. ''
-All American Rejects
(Sunshine)

Regards,
Kelvin

Listen.

Whenever you're feeling down or depressed, this is the perfect song for you.

Still Alive - Portal Song

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm glad. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)


I freaking adore this song, so cute and soothing. Whenever I listen to this, I will nod and shake my head to the rhythm and wear a smile on my face, it's just sooo cute.


Believe. Lie. Fuck.

" If fate is a millstone, then we are the grist. ''
-Kurosaki Ichigo
(Bleach)

Regards,
Kelvin

Super Rant.

I am sorry, my love.

Hey, it's been a while, nowadays many random things wanna rant about.

First off, fuck this dekstop, piece of shit. Internet slow, performance slow, apa pun slow, damn useless.

Damn, I racun into Modern Warfare II already, damn wan to play it now. Wish I can go to Blitzone now to play the hell out of it, damn fun. :(

Nothing to do recently, facing my brother's laptop keep click here click there, also don't know I sendiri sedang buat apa. I want play games also can't, aiks. Karma, last time play too much games, so now I can't play anymore, damn.

Hmm, Monday and Tuesday are rest days for me, can sleep late a bit, but after that must face Chemistry and Sejarah, must buckle up!

Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is coming soon next year. Damn weird shit okay? I very dulan those movies, keep say its the last sequel. But they will keep on making another sequel, one and after another. Example is Resident Evil. I remember when RE3 came out it was like the last episode of Resident Evil Series! But suddenly this year came out RE4. Same goes to PotC, don't know what the fuck were they thinking!

What the fuck am I doing recently? I felt like I didn't care about Soshi anymore. Fuck me, I must get up from this mess, I hereby APOLOGIZE to the 9 of you, especially Seo Hyunnie, mianhe :(


Gosh, no matter what, when there is a ''Super'' in front of every thing, it actually means Fucked Up. Like they put Super in front of a movie or a game title, don't believe it, it's nothing to be super about. Instead, it's super suck.
And so that's why I'm using the word ''Super'' as the title of this post.
Believe it or not?


Woah, you are still reading my blog until this point?
Bravo, here's your prize:
MEGAN FOX NAKED PICTURE!

'' 我就来吊到他没力了. ''
-Ooi Kean Meng
(My Dad)

Regards,
Kelvin

Kelvin's Gaming Review

So I've just finished Kingdom Hearts 1 on PS2, gotta make a short review about this game since I got nothing to do now except beating Kingdom Hearts 2 AGAIN but exam is coming soon, so gonna pause it first.

Erm, so where to start?
Okay, let's just write about the goods and bads about this game.

Pros:
1) The storyline, it's amazing. One of the best storylines in a game out there now.
2) Background Musics, it was mindblowing. Musics will turn from soothing into a fast-pace type all of a sudden, keeps you on the edge.
3) Oh yeah, the cutscenes. The cutscenes is what makes this game AWESOME!
4) A huge variety of characters. The world of Disney and Final Fantasy combined together, superb.
5) The gameplay and the maps in this game are both great. A lot of secrets waiting for you to discover.
6) Attacks and skills, oh yeah I can glide like Peter Pan after beating the stage, oh yeah I believe I can fly.


Cons:
1) Hmm, the camera view is kinda irritating at times, but still didn't affect much.
2) The final boss, fuck it man. Fucking Ansem, you need to fuck him like 5 times in order to beat the game. I lost counts on the times I died, but still, after you beat him, oh yeah, best feeling ever.
3) The cutscenes again. You can't skip it, fuck man, it's kinda bad at times. Example: Boss fights. Before fighting a boss, you sure will watch a cutscene one, sometimes its long. But then when you died in the fight. You choose Continue, then you need to watch the WHOLE FUCKING CUTSCENE again. Especially the last boss fight with Ansem, keep on watching the same old long cutscene again, damn bored.
4) The ending pissed me off a bit. It's not bad, the ending is amazing and awesome. But what bad is after the credits end. You can't continue the game again. Which means when you still have other secrets haven't clear or explore, you can't go back to clear it again. Yeah you can, by loading your game to the last save point, which means back to the time WHERE YOU HAVEN'T BEAT THE BOSS. Damn, like that rather don't put load game lar fuck.

Well, I think it's getting longer and longer, lol.
But still, its an amazing game lar of cause.
Rated: 9/10
Not to mention that the ending is damn heartwrenching, and I love the theme song by Utada Hikaru, here's it, listen it!



Anyway, that's all for today.
Exam on monday, gotta study.
Will make another review about Kingdom Hearts 2 after I finished it, stay tuned for my next post guys.

'' You're wrong. I know now, without a doubt. Kingdom Hearts... is LIGHT! ''
-Sora
(Kingdom Hearts)

Regards,
Kelvin