Sunday, September 15, 2013

A Beauty A Week #1

There's one thing that keeps revolving around my mind,
I know guys love to watch pretty girls, so here's a new series of post I will update once every week.
I will pick one of my favorite beauty of the week and blog about her.

The condition is that the girl must be a celebrity, she can be from any country, she can be a singer, actress, TV personality, model and etc.

So guys, brace yourselves, and let's welcome the first girl of this first week.
(Please don't unzip your pants right now, do the dirty things later.)



Beauty #1
Chloe Grace Moretz





Okay, first of all, I'm not a pedophile as she is just 16 years old this year.
But Chloe has quickly became one of my favorite female Hollywood actress recently.
I first knew her through the animated movie : Bolt.
She is the voice of Young Penny,
and then her acting in Kick-Ass, Hugo and Kick-Ass 2 is pretty nice.

Gosh man, she was still a little girl back then but look at how much she has grown into.
Puberty is the best!
I strongly believe that she will become one of the future Hollywood star actress and Chloe,
you have my support!

Be sure to check out her upcoming movie, Carrie.
And this concludes the first post of this new series.

Be sure to check my blog every week to look for another beautiful girl so that you guys can satisfy your hunger.



'' Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch. ''
-Chloe Grace Moretz as Mindy Macready
(Kick-Ass 2)





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Saturday, September 14, 2013

Please, please, please, let me get what I want.


How often do we relate fate with love?
How often do we seize the chances that perhaps will lead to our love?
How often...

500 Days Of Summer from the year 2009 is one of the best love movie that I've ever watched, well, if this is counted as a love story, or is this just a story of a boy meets girl?

The storyline is intriguingly original, it's sort of like romance version of Memento, the only difference is that Memento is much more complicated, oh yeah and Memento is a thriller/suspense film.

Most of the romance we've seen are solely based on guy meeting a girl, they fall in love, they have troubles in their relationship but they eventually get back together and live happily ever after.
This movie is difference, it is one of those movie that you will watch it repeatedly and it is still amazing and even get better than the last time you've watched it.

Trust me, you have got to watch it yourselves to experience it. Not to mention the music score of this movie is excellent too.
Warning: Tears will be shed during the movie.

After watching this movie, I realized one thing,
there are no miracles and fate in love,
Chances are out there for you to grab.
And I just want to say that:
My dear, I can't imagine how can I live without you.
My dear, through all these thicks and thins, we can surely make it out.
My dear, you mean everything to me.
My dear, I love you, I love you with all my heart.

Rating : 9/10
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Is it a surprise that I suddenly blogged?
Haha, I'm back!



'' This is lies. We are liars. Think about it. Why do people buy cards?
 It's not because they want to say how they feel. 
People buy cards because they can't say they feel or are afraid to. 
And we provide the service that let's them off the hook. You know what? I say to hell with it. 
Let's level with America. Or at least let them speak for themselves. 
Right? ''
-Joseph Gordon Levitt as Tom Hansen
(500 Days Of Summer)






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Friday, July 12, 2013

W.O.M.M : The Rises and Falls of Music Artists (My Point Of View)

Finally I have the mood to update my bloggie. It's already been almost 20 days since I last updated.
Today I would like to talk about music artists.
As you can see, I love musics.
Musics is my remedy to almost everything, when I get sad, I listen to music. When I'm happy, I listen to music too. And throughout all these years, a lot of great musicians have emerged onto the stage, but, are they really heading uphill, or down?

The thoughts below are all solely based on my very own point of view, so if you happened to disagree with me, or if I offended you, well, fuck you then because you have no taste in good music.
Just kidding :)
And so, let's begin.

1ST.
First I would like to talk about Chris Brown.

For those of you who are wondering ''Wait, why is he looking so innocent in this photo"
Maybe it's because this photo is taken like 8-9 years back.
Well, let me see, what have CB became through this 9 years of his music career?
Beating up woman? Check.
Getting into fights countless times? Check.
Acting like a soreloser and moron on the Internet? Check.
His musics is becoming shittier and shittier everyday? Check.

I mean, WHAT THE FUCK CHRIS BROWN?
Your songs used to be so damn nice, songs like ''With You'', ''Say Goodbye'', ''Run It!''.
But what about now?
He is just an artist who is constantly adding drops into his music, making every of his songs sound like EDM
to earn more money.

And why the fuck are every songs nowadays have drop?
Yea maybe because EDM is the hottest shit now so every artists have to add drops into their songs to sound cool and have swag.

Seriously, Chris Brown is slowly becoming an asshole and he is generating more haters day by day, congratulations to him!


2ND.
Next, let's move on to Rihanna.

How appropriate! After Chris Brown, we have Rihanna!
She was such a hottie back then, when she came out with her first two singles, ''S.O.S'' and ''Unfaithful'',
those were such great hits.
Then she got even better, ''Take A Bow'', ''Shut Up And Drive'', oh yeah and her best song ''Umbrella''.
Damn, but the same thing happened, she choose to become more mainstream and more pop in order to attract more teenage fans across the world.

Well, not all of her new songs are bad though, but her style had definitely changed.
And the worst thing is, she even choose to collaborate with Chris Brown and rumours about they getting back together after what he had done to her!
I mean, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU RIHANNA?
You are setting a bad examples for the teenagers.
What will they think about you?
''Oh, if Rihanna can forgive Chris Brown, I can forgive that jackass who beats me too!''
This is wrong, some people may disagree with me, but, hello!
Chris Brown beats her up pretty badly, she still choose to forgive him, and they made a song call ''Birthday Cake''.
Ermmm, don't even get me started on that shitty song.


3RD.
Flo Rida.

''LOOK MA, MY MUSIC VIDEOS HAVE SO MANY VIEWS ON YOUTUBE! I'M SO FUCKING FAMOUS!''
Man, Flo Rida, this piece of shit.
In my opinion, he has 0 talent. His only good songs are only ''Low'', now, let's talk about what that is so bad about him.

He has ruined so many fucking songs. His sampling skills is beyond godlike let me tell you.
Let's list it down:
1. Good Feeling : Sampling Etta James - Something's Gotta Hold On Me or Avicii - Levels
2. Elevator : Sampling Bruce Springsteen - Prove It All Night
3. In The Ayer : Sampling Pretty - Tony Jam The Box
4. Right Round : Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round
5. Sugar : Eiffel 65 - Blue
6. Touch Me : Benny Benassi - Satisfaction
7. I Cry : Bingo Players - Cry or Brenda Russels - Piano In The Dark

Whoa what the fuck man? Does this dude even has his own original song?
Yes, maybe ''Whistle'', that shitty song about blowjobs teaching you how to do it.
Bottom line, he is a shitty artist.


4TH. 
Well, in No.4 we have Taylor Swift.

I still remember the songs from her first album, ''Teardrops On My Guitar'' and ''Our Song'', those were some goddamn good songs.
And since then, her songs are still pretty good, pretty country. But now she takes a leap of faith and started stepping into the mainstream pop scene.
With songs like ''I Knew You Were Trouble'' and ''22'', which is barely even country and mostly pop, she changed her style. I'm hating it, those two songs were pretty good, but a lot of people didn't accept this change and I'm pretty sure she lost a lot of fans.

One thing that I need to say about this flat-chested beauty is that,
How many times have you fell in love and broke up ah?
I think you count it with your 10 fingers and your 10 toes also cannot count finish I tell you.
Please lar, just stay put in a relationship la, I'm not saying you must marry with the guy, but at least make it longer than one year lar.
Oh my fucking god, I think inside 100 songs she got 90 songs are writing about break-ups and shitty-relationships one. So,
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER TAYLOR!


5TH.
The last person that I want to talk about is Justin Bieber.

Ermmmm, not much to say about her.
She is definitely a pop sensation that has attracted over 55 million fans all around the world
(Statistics from his FB page).
Not a really bad singer, she's pretty good actually.
Can sing, can dance, nice songs.
I mean, her songs are nice,
yeaa, her songs are pretty nice,
WHEN YOU GET DRUNK, SMOKE WEED, GET HIGH, DESTROY YOUR EARDRUMS,
yea, then her songs are pretty good.

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And of cause there are still a lot of music artists that I don't like,
but it will be a never-ending post if I just keep writing on and on and on.

And in here I would like to support a few artists they are pretty good and has improved a lot since their debut.

1. Kanye West
A lot of people doesn't like Kanye West, maybe he has a big ego, he is a douchebag, but you can't deny that his musics are becoming better and better. His album ''My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy'' is definitely his best. If you need to listen to some good, chill and nice rap songs, he is not a bad choice.

2. Kendrick Lamar
Another very very fucking good rapper I must say. Pretty underrated here in Malaysia as none of his songs are played on the radio. Try a few of his rap songs, I'm sure you won't be disappointed.

3. Imagine Dragons
If you want to listen to some alternative rock songs, Imagine Dragons is a very good choice.

4. Justin Timberlake
Did I mentioned that his new album is fucking awesome?
His new album is the finest definition of good R&B, reminds me his glory days when songs like
"Cry Me A River", ''What Goes Around Comes Around'' and etc.
This dude is just getting better and better.

5. Daft Punk
If JT's new album is fucking awesome, then Daft Punk's newest album Random Access Memories is beyond fucking awesome. That electronic, funky style of musics is just so chill and calm and makes you wanna dance to the beat even if you are driving.
Highly recommended!

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And this concludes my post.
Had a great laugh while reading and find my blog interesting?
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Oh yeah, just finished watching Pacific Rim yesterday.
Not a bad movie.
Rated it 7.5/10.

Thanks for reading guys!


'' Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. ''
-Morgan Freeman as Ellis Boyd Redding 
(The Shawshank Redemption)






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Friday, June 21, 2013

TOP 10 : My Most-Favourited Top 10 NBA Dunks of All Time!

Being a NBA fan, I hand-picked my favourite Top 10 NBA Dunks of all time in this post.
My list won't include the dunks from Olympics and the Slam Dunk Contest.
So just sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the greatest dunks that has ever happened inside the court.
This is where amazing happens.


Special 11 : Tom Chambers Flying Over Mark Jackson

Nobody expected Chambers to jump over Mark Jackson like that. When his knee went up against Jackson's chest, he sky-rocketed.


10 : Amare Stoudamire on Olowokandi

Stephen Marbury's face after that dunk is just so damn priceless.

9 : LeBron James on Kevin Garnett
''Oh!! Lebron James with no regard for human life!!''
This will forever be my most-favourited King James' dunk of all time.

8 : Kobe Bryant's Behind The Back Reverse Dunk
That's just sick, plain sick.

7 : Dwayne Wade on Anderson Varejao
Dribbles up the court, eveything seemed normal enough, then, BOOM! Right on Varejao's face. Wade's dunk best. Varejao's kodak moment.

6 : Vince Carter on Alonzo Mourning
That little body side-way in the air, fucking awesome.
And how can you have a list of dunks without Vince Carter.

5 : Tracy McGrady on Shawn Bradley
''OH HE JUST SUCKED THE GRAVITY RIGHT OUTTA THE BUILDING!''
Remember the old days when T-Mac can fly?

4 : Shawn Kemp on Alton Lister
One of the most powerful dunker in the game dunking on you, and pointing at you laughing in your face right after that. That's like the best in-yo-face dunk ever. Oh yeah, if you did that nowadays in the NBA, definitely technical foul.


And now ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for the top three!

3 : Scottie Pippen on Patrick Ewing
Walking over a guy right after a in-yo-face dunk. That was a total humiliation on Ewing.

2 : Julius Erving's Famous Cradle Dunk
Tell me if that's the most elegant dunk ever?

1 : Michael Jordan on Patrick Ewing
MJ was like "Imma go in, no imma go out, no way I'm definitely going in!''
Then jumps out at the same time with Patrick Ewing, but then, Ewing was going down, and MJ was still in the air, then BAM! It's over.


And that concludes my list, agree with me or not?
Hope you guys like it.

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By the way, Miami Heat won the NBA Finals today.
This will go down to be one of my happiest day ever.
Watching LeBron taking his second ring, he deserves that for all his hard works.
Watching the haters shutting their mouths after the loss, it's really awesome.

Spurs put up a great fight, and this is a really epic series.
Respect to both teams and, respect the King.


Until then, see ya.





'' So what everybody said about me off the court, it don't matter, I ain't got no worries. "
-LeBron James
(Miami Heat NBA Player)






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Sunday, June 16, 2013

Man Of Steel?


Well, finished watching Man Of Steel 2 days ago.
To be honest, it's below my expectation.
I know many people are going to disagree with me, but I just feel like it doesn't have a good story-telling.

I'm too lazy to explain, but if you want to know how I feel about this movie,
this random guy on the IMDB forum wrote down most of what I felt about the movie.
Go check out his post here : CLICK HERE
I rated the movie around 6.5 or 7/10.
I wish I could rate it higher after being so excited for so many months, but it turns out I can't.

After all, no one can beats Master Nolan's masterpieces, TDK and TDKR.
I repeat, no one.


Oh yeah, I also happened to watch Afterearth last week.
That one even worst.
Also damn lazy to explain why it sucked.
It just sucked so bad.
5.5/10 for that one.

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Tomorrow 8 a.m. class, gotta sleep soon!
Nights.





'' You just have to decide what kind of man you want to grow up to be, Clark. Whoever that man is, he's going to change the world. ''
-Jonathan Kent
(Man Of Steel)





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Friday, May 31, 2013

W.O.M.M : The History of Video Games

Today Imma write something different because this has been on my mind for quite a long time.
I'm pretty sure that most of you here play video games, and many of you sure don't know the history of video gaming one. So as a intelligent and knowledgeable person (I mean me), I will teach you guys some history lesson la.
BTW, this is a very long post, read at your own risk!


The first home video-game console, is the Atari 2600.
It was released in 1977, and of cause, the graphics damn sucky la.
But back then, it was super amazing.
Some of their memorable good games are games like Space Invaders, Pitfall and Pong.
Back then in Atari 2600, everything was in square and blocks, no circular shapes, that's why the graphics are limited during this era.

Then comes the two ultra-fucking ancestors of gaming.
The Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) and Sega Master System. Back then, these systems utilize gaming cartridges. You stick the cartridges in, and you play the game. CD-ROMs for gamings are still not invented yet during that time.
The NES was released in Europe during 1986.


Sega Master System was released during 1987.


Of cause there were other gaming systems too but those just failed hard la. These two are the ones that were fighting like heaven and hell back then. Both the systems were 8-bit at the time.
What is bits? I think you can define them as graphics at the time la. The more the number, the better graphics. If you ask me what is 8-bit like? Maybe is the graphics of a game from Game Boy Colour.
 Some of the memorable NES games that all of us recognized are games like the first masterpiece, 
The Legend of Zelda.
Who would've thought that such a small adventure game will evolve into one of the statue of Nintendo nowadays.

And of cause, Super Mario, Super Mario II and Super Mario Bros III are the master-trilogy from NES.
Not to mention other games like Metroid, Double Dragon, Contra and etc.


Then Sega made a comeback during 1989, just 3 years after NES came out, they released Sega Genesis. A 16-bit gaming system that will beat their rival, Nintendo to the ground.
So basically, now is all about the battle between Nintendo and Sega. Sega Genesis stirred up a lot of attentions back then and eventually, NES's 8-bit games are no match for Genesis' 16-bit games.
Many Nintendo fans back then were furious because they think that better graphics doesn't mean better gameplays. Although many Genesis games are not that good although they had good graphics, but they introduced their own gaming mascot too. Nintendo had Link (From Legend of Zelda), Mario, Metroid, Sega have Sonic the Hedgehog too!
The first Sonic game immediately gives all the players exciting fun and so, the battle between Nintendo and Sega is still not over yet. Not until the year 1991, Nintendo will rise once again.

1991, Nintendo introduced Super NES.
The SNES is also another 16-bit console and actually if we look into the specs, almost every specs of SNES is better than Genesis. So this is why many people said that Nintendo wins the battle against their ultimate rival, Sega.

Many memorable NES games take advantage of the 16-bit era and had their own follow-ups too. Like The Legend Of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Super Mario World, Super Metroid, the Final Fantasy Series, Doom and etc.
Nintendo is beating the hell outta Sega and of cause, the battle is not over yet.
The battle had just started.

In the mid 90's, comes the 32-bit gaming era.
Sony made their movie, they introduced the gaming console that most of us played during our childhood.
All those nostalgic memories, all came from this one console.
The PlayStation/PSX. Which what we known as PS1 now which utilizes CD-ROMs to play was released during 1995.
32-bit can did a lot of things apparently. Fully functional 3D, extremely great graphics back then.
It was a dream for all the gamers back then, a sweet-ass dream.
Many masterpiece-games were introduced back then. Like Crash Bandicoot, Final Fantasy Series, Spyro, Silent Hill II and etc.

But then, Sega made their move during the same year too. They introduced yet another 32-bit console, the Sega Saturn.
 Well, Sega Saturn did not really do well here in Malaysia. So I'm going to skip it, lol.


Then here comes Nintendo. 2 years after the release of both PSX and Saturn, Nintendo introduced Nintedo 64 (N64). 
 This is when gaming is at the peak back then. Many memorable Nintendo games had their own follow-up in N64 too, like Super Mario 64, Banjo and Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, and the game that most of the people regarded as the GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME until today, 
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
We will talk about this later.


Now the battle has evolved into a fight between Sony and Nintendo. We can actually abandon Sega now because they suck by the way.
But then, yet another company will rise and make this battle epic again.

In year 2000, Sony introduced PlayStation 2/PS2.
Now people don't talk about bits anymore because they don't matter anyway.
PS2 is yet another childhood of mine. The graphics back then were amazing, and I can still play some of their greatest games if you give me a controller now too. Games like Kingdom Hearts 1&2, Winning Eleven, Yakuza, GTA: San Andreas, Metal Gear Solid Series and etc, they still live up to their names today.

Well well well, I know this post is becoming longer and longer, but we will stop after this one last introduction. The company that I mentioned just now is Microsoft as they introduced XBox during 2002.

Although I didn't own a XBox and it's not as popular as PS2 here in Malaysia. But it sure is a fierce competitor in European countries.

If you're wondering what happened to Nintendo? Well I guess they are too busy making handheld consoles like Game Boy Advanced and just like simply surrendered from the battle. But they will introduce Wii in 2006 to join back into the Triple Threat Match again.

The reason that I created this post is to remind you guys when did this all started? Sure of cause today we had PS3, XBox 360 and Wii U. Not to mention PS4 and XBox One is coming soon this year. But we must pay our respect to the ancestors of gaming. Without them, we wouldn't have so much good games today. The games you are playing now, do you realized they have their own prequels back then?
For example, if you're playing Tomb Raider (2012) now, did you realized the first TR game was released 12 years ago? :)


Back to the topic of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time being the greatest game of all time.
It's weird and funny that comparing the graphics of games back then with the games today, how come so many people will choose a 32-bit game as the greatest game of all time? Which brings me to my next point.
Gamers nowadays cared too much about the graphics and they often forgotten about gameplay is what matters the most. I admit that I'm one of them too. 
We too damn indulged ourselves in the high-detailed graphics that the gaming companies offered us today, like Skyrim, Far Cry 3, all the Battlefield and Call of Duty games and etc. But of cause, they are fun to play. But, why don't we try back some of the old games? All these old games from NES, Genesis, SNES that we didn't play before, we know that their graphics are bad, but they can be as much fun as the games today too.
 Although I still haven't finish this game yet (I'm playing it now), in my opinion it's pretty fun. But the greatest game of all time? I still can't answer this question yet. 

Perhaps our perception nowadays will be our greatest distraction, because we've played too many good-graphic games, so when it comes to a bad-graphic games, no matter how fun it is, we still think that it lacks something. This kind of thinking is not good actually. If we love playing games, we will look at them in all different kind of angles, even if it's a 8-bit, 16-bit, 32-bit, if they are fucking good, they can still rank up there with some of the good games nowadays.


My job here is done, thanks for reading.
:)





'' Impolan7sibble lar ''
-Lim Chan Chung
(Sohai Friend)







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Monday, May 6, 2013

Judgment Day


Today, we stand defeated.

Yesterday, marks one of the biggest tragedy in the history of Malaysia. Well, of cause this does not applies to some people too.

Today, we felt disappointed and cheated.

Yesterday, we witnessed a black magic showcase, that was all planned. We can't do anything but to face the   terror by our own eyes and ears.

Many people from all over the country, standing in front of their respective polling centers, volunteering to defend it from unidentified voters from entering. After defending for a long day, what do they get?

Today, while the winners are celebrating mercilessly, we are grieving over our unfaithful lost.

Yesterday, many of us shed our tears, including me.

Today, we stand defeated.
But, we will try our best to make a comeback.
Yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the future that has is to come.




'' The fight for true democracy & a better Malaysia continues. Malaysians have awoken - for that alone we have won the moral victory. Lawan tetap lawan! ''
-Nurul Izzah Anwar
(Lembah Pantai's Parliament Member)




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