Saturday, March 31, 2012

The day before April Fool

Unfortunately I'm not a good sleeper. :(


Anyway, if you're not blind, my final is officially finished and from today onwards, one month break until the end of April! FUCK YEA!


Oh yeah, today watched Wrath of the Titans after the last exam paper.

To be honest, it's way better than the first one. The first one is total garbage, but at least this one the storyline is much more fluent, but still, not a really good movie. I love Liam Neeson though :)
I will give it a 5.5/10.


1 month of holiday, am going for a class trip in mid-April with my college mates, then other than that, I don't know what else I can do, PLEASE DATE ME! THANKS!

BEWARE OF APRIL FOOL MY FRIENDS!
PRANK THE SHIT OUT OF EM!!!




'' I love walking in the rain because no one can see me crying. ''
-Rowan Atkinson a.k.a Mr Bean
(Actor)




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Sunday, March 25, 2012

Hollywood Treasures

Finally I'm free to update this bloggie.
First up, gotta review 4 movies that I've watched in the past 5 days!
Enjoy!

This Means War
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Pretty awesome movie I must say, although the storyline gets a little bit messy in the end, or maybe throughout the movie, but still, it's quite a fun ride for me.
7/10


Woman In Black
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The director just wanna scare the shit out of you throughout the entire movie, at first it's boring, then it gets kinda insane.
5.5/10


The Hunger Games
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I suppose this is one of the blockbuster of this year? Well, it's kinda slow-paced and didn't really catch my full attention at all, oh yeah, I guess there may be a second episode of this too, let's just wait, but I won't give this a high rating.
6/10


Love 爱
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A star-studded film, yes , I really enjoyed watching this movie. Not really as emotional as what I've expected, but still, this gives me the best impression out of all the 4 movies.
7/10

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Now it's time to show some of my personal listed must-watch movies of this year.
Youtube, take it away.

Prometheus

Ridley Scott is fucking back!

The Hobbit

The land of the ring, we meet again.

The Expendables 2

Nothing can go wrong with CHUCK NORRIS!

The Avengers

War has started.

Dark Knight Rises

Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the movie of the year.


Oh gosh I'm so damn excited!





'' Scared the fucking feaces out of my anus! ''
-Vei Hoong
(Friend)





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Monday, March 19, 2012

FUS RO DAH!

Just another ordinary day on Facebook.


I think...
I am...
Very...
Freaking...
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Awesome!


Next post I will be talking about the must watch movies of this year, stay tuned!





'' If friendzone is an actual place, then I think it's my house. ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(That awesome blog owner of this blog)





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Monday, March 12, 2012

Hearts2Hearts

If all else falls, I rise.


Be optimistic, because every steps you take, is fighting a great war.
Although a lot of things in your life didn't turn out as what you've expected, at least you've tried.
Things come and go, the same goes to people.

I'm glad that I have such a great family.
Thanks to my dear sister for buying me a late birthday present,
I really appreciate it.

Oh yeah, not to mention about my ''brother''.
You've accompanied me through my thicks and thins lately, I'm so glad that you are willing to stand by me, without you, I guess I will fall, :)


Can't wait for this Friday to come.
Imma going to fly like a G66666666!!!





'' I think I'm afraid to be happy because whenever i get too happy, something bad always happens. ''
-Charlie Brown
(Peanuts)





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Friday, March 9, 2012

I will carry you home, tonight.

I see you watching me.


Hey guys!
How are you all doing?
Recently I'm quite okay lar, today and tomorrow am going to college for coursework tests, then will be free for a week again.

So, what's new recently?
I know all of you have already heard about this KONY 2012 on Youtube.
If you still haven't watch it, I suggest you go bang wall and die because this is a very big issue that is currently happening in Uganda.
Bottomline, fuck Joseph Kony, make peace, not war!


Secondly, out of boredomness, I decided to make a Let's Play Walkthrough of Pokemon White, with my commentary!
You can bookmark the playlist HEREHEREHEREHERE and watch all the parts, I will try to upload them as fast as possible, hope you all enjoy my noob commentary! :P
Give me suggestions and opinions about what I have to do and improve and I will try to do it just for you. :)


Another issue is that I don't get why some stupid teenagers (I mean the one under 18 years old) love to upload a photo of themselves self-caming, mostly with the stupid duckface or fuckface poses then tag a whole bunch of their friends in the photo, they are like seeking attentions and request a lot of likes from their friends.
And you know what's the fuck up thing?
All their friends really go like.
World, what have you became?
Lynas belum build sudah macam ini...

Oh yeah, the night is still young.
A lot is going through my mind...
:(


And if people ask me,
''Hey Kelvin, do you have any opinion about the best song of 2012?''
I dare to answer this.

Enjoy!

So if by the time, the bar closes, and you feel like falling down, I'll carry you home, tonight.



'' Typical Malaysia's Chinese sohais. ''
-Vei Hoong
(Friend)




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Sunday, March 4, 2012

A Fucking Scary Story

One morning, a boy woke up from his bed. He found himself all alone in his bedroom, so he went downstairs in search for his mom.

His dad? He has no dad, he knows nothing about him.
His mom was downstairs preparing dinner for two.
He kisses her goodbye and went outside.

This is a really really small town, with a narrow path leading outside to other towns.
He just moved in here 2 days ago, so he didn't know much about this town.
Out of curiosity, he walked through the narrow path.
There are signs saying ''Danger'' but he didn't care much about it.

After just walked several meters, he comes across a land of tall grasses. He had no choice but to enter the tall grasses and keep going.

The tall grasses are really a pain the ass, it almost reaches the boy's nostrils.
He struggles through the patch of grasses in search for an exit.
Just after a while, he is lost.
He panics, he don't know what to do now. Suddenly, he hears rattles noises coming from all sides of the grasses.
He tries to scream for help but nothing responded to him. The noises are nearing him inches by inches, he knows something is coming to get him.
He can sense that those creatures are not very big, but yet they sound deadly.
The boy stands there like a stone and he just when he thought that he will be dead and gone, A FUCKING HAND appears and grabs him arm and run out from the patch of grass immediately.

He escapes from the patch of tall grasses successfully and he looks up seeing a gray-haired old man dresses in lab clothing. The old man didn't say anything and brings him to his house.

This is no ordinary house, it's more like a laboratory. There are scientists working in there, all sorts of strange machines are located inside the lab. The old man suddenly speaks, with an eerie voice while with his back turn from the boy.
''Well, you do know what the world outside is very dangerous right?''

The boy's body is now shaking, the old man then continues.
''Well then...''

The old man turns his back, and he says...

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LOL, GOTCHA!!!




'' Zezezezezezezezeze zezezezezezeze zezezezezezeze. ''
-LL Cool J
(Control Myself)




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Saturday, March 3, 2012

Rewind <---- Again

We are little people living in a huge space.


Well, guess what? It's already March, a quarter of year is almost gone already.
What have I done in this 3 months? Literally nothing impactful, lol.


Thinking back when I was a primary kid. When I am still young, when I still know nothing about this Internet and computer shits, I was pretty innocent back then.

I only focused on PS1 and never ever bothered about that old hag computer I had back then in the bedroom. I started touching computer when I was like 10 years old, ICQ was a hit back at those days. My bro and sis were chatting with their friends madly all over the ICQ.

I was hooked by it, and so I begged my bro to teach me how to play ICQ.
I remembered my first time with ICQ was when I was 11 years old. My bro left me in the room to give me of my own privacy. I randomly find users with the same name as me, which is Kelvin and added them to have a stupid yet innocent chat with them.

I remembered that time I was still using Jaring to online, which is really funny, well, those were the good old days.

And then comes MSN Messenger, almost all of my friends were using that.
That shit was a hit during my secondary school years. We were chatting high and low, day and night in it. We had our own ''brothers group'' to talk craps and shits. You guys won't even know how much laughs and tears were spilled during those epic conversations.
And again, those were the good old days.

Now comes Facebook. It revolutionalizes the current generations.
People forgotten about the existence of MSN Messenger and ICQ.
Facebook Chat is the main thing they are using to chit-chat with their mateys.
I must admit, I am too. Few months ago I'm still struggling to convince some of my friends to use MSN but they all often gave me the same answer,
''Long time no login liao lo, also no use already.''
Sigh... And so MSN was abandoned and forgotten behind.

Appreciate everything around us, although they might be dead, gone and forgotten, but at least they once enlightens our life. Cherish their once-existence. :)

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Sigh... Why is it so hard to do something that I've already planned to do for like two months already, quite disappointed I must say, :(
Don't know when only can get it done.

Btw, these 2 days I only slept liao like 4 hours, cannot tahan already, Imma going to bed soon, good night and welcome March of 2012!

Kelvin Ooi signing off!



'' My mama always told me life was like a box of Dota, you never know when you're gonna get hook. ''
-Tobiwan
(Youtube - Life is like a box of Dota 2)




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