Words of Wisdom

If you love someone, then make your mind to understand him/her.


College is quite tiresome actually.
I just made Rapidpass with LCC and Terence today at Pasar Seni Station.

Our tutor for Accounting is actually a very very cute and funny lady.
She adds word like ''lor'' at the end of her sentence to cheer up the class.
That reminds me off Chao's ''Lei lor'' quote.
Anyway, we need more tutors like her so we will be more excited about attending classes, not always thinking about VERY SIEN VERY SIEN VERY SIEN!
Like that sure die lo.


Anyway, here's something that I wanna say.
This is what I think about Rebecca Black:

Okay, so last time I was a hater. I hated her because she sang a very bad song.
But after watching a video of her being interview by a news channel.
My view towards her totally changed.

The interviewer asked her whether she feel sad because of all the hate comments?
She said she cried after watching all these hateful comments,
some even asks her to cut herself and die.
Then her mother also stated that she is really sad and angry too because of those comments and haters.

After that, I am no longer a hater of her.
I'm dead serious here.
Here's what I think.

Friday's lyrics are really meaningless, but it's 2011 now,
all the POP songs' lyrics are equally meaningless too, so what's the deal of having a song with meaningless lyrics?
And to me, Friday is a catchy song.
Look at the current music industry, all the pop songs, if they are catchy, they totally steal the spotlight of the teenagers nowadays.

IF YOU WAN TO SHINE AS A MUSIC ARTIST, JUST MAKE A GODDAMN CATCHY SONG WITH MEANINGLESS LYRICS, THEN THERE YOU GO.

That's the formula of being a successful pop artist.

So now, I'm not a hater or her.
I am quite a supporter of Rebecca Black actually.

Based on my point of view, there are only two reason why people hate on her:
1) You watched the video, read the comments. You saw many hate comments, and so you become a lifeless copycat and join in the haters category.
2) You are jealous because she's famous than you.


That's all I have to say, here's a superb fucking amazing music video to put an end on this post.

30 Seconds To Mars is disbanding soon, sob sob.
Such a great band, all their music videos are epic too.
A big loss to the music industry. :(

'' And I approve this message. ''
-Ray William Johnson
(Famous Youtuber)

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Guess

Well, here's a simple question for you guys.
I know many of you listen to rock band musics,
but actually did you know the lead singer's name of each and every rock bands?
Hehehe, here's a test for you guys!

Now try to answer what is the singer's name and which band he/she is in!
See how many you get correct WITHOUT using Google Search :)

Number 1


Number 2


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Number 5


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Number 9


Number 10



Okay, so now it's time to check your answers and see how many you got it right!
Scroll down :)

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1: Jared Leto from 30 Seconds to Mars

2: Hayley Williams from Paramore

3: Martin Johnson from Boys Like Girls

4: Cassadee Pope from Hey Monday

5: Joel Madden from Good Charlotte

6: Matthew Bellamy from Muse

7: Pierre Bouvier from Simple Plan

8: Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevenfold

9: Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance

10: Chester Bennington from Linkin Park


Well, how many have you got it right?
If you are not shy, let me know in the chatbox on the right >>>>
:D


Anyway, here's some updates about the recent me.
I'm doing well in college, made quite a few new and friendly friends.
The only thing that kinda annoys me is the transportation to college.
Everyday LRT LRT, damn bored already.
I hope my dad will keep his words lol.

Today our English Lecturer asked us to write a short essay about our opinions and perceptions towards TAR College.
Me and my new friend, Wei Quen were pretty funny writing it all out.
He wrote that our English Lecturer, which is an Indian, is very hot, gorgeous, huge and intelligent, LOL!
Then I wrote about the college is very big, and there are many pretty hot girls around lol.

I hope we are fine on Friday because we got his class again lol!!!


Anyway, that's all for today, follow my twitter will ya:
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi

'' I would like to resides a very famous quote from William Shakespeare, FUCK IT! ''
-James Rolfe
(Angry Video Game Nerd: Godzilla)

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They've came a long way...

Let's talk about music artists these days.
They've really came a long way.
Anyone still remember what is the song that makes them shine?

Well, it's my time to rant about them,
in my own view perspective.


First off we have Rihanna.
In my opinion, this mother bitch gets really famous after the collaboration with Jay-Z in Umbrella.


And after that, her styles are really getting weirder and weirder and weirder.
And after she got hit by Chris Brown, oh my, she really changed a lot after that lol.
Actually I still prefer the Rihanna during her S.O.S and Unfaithful music videos.
At least that's the original her, not the current slutty version of Ri-horny-na.


Then we have Usher.
I kinda don't understand the teens nowadays.
He actually made a good hit named Yeah! and that song landed on #1 in Billboard that year, well that was an old song. But too bad, around that time most Malaysian's teenagers, especially Chineses still very less listen to english pop songs.
And so, the song that make him fucking famous in Malaysia, is OMG.


Ermm, all I can say is, this song, damn lame. But that time I keep singing to it, don't know why, lol. Oh wait, he has another hit too named Love In This Club, that was a good one too but still, I think OMG takes the place because of its easy-to-remember and meaningless lyrics.


Now let's take a look at Chris Brown.
This nigga punched Rihanna in the FACE!
Lol, anyway, the song that got him on the track is With You.


This is definitely his best song. And after that, his songs kinda changed into gangsta gangsta nigga nigga style. I still prefer this his old style.


Then we have the ultimate Eminem.
First of all, he made shitloads of good rap songs.
And for me, based on my opinion, the song that make him the God of Rap is definitely Love The Way You Lie.


Yeah I know, some of you may disagree with me, but when Love The Way You Lie released, the whole world is playing and trending it. I bet Osama also was rapping along to it inside his bunker in Pakistan, lol. Too bad he died already.


Oh yeah, let's go to Lady Gaga.
Her first hit is definitely Just Dance,
but in my opinion, the song that makes her so damn famous that no one can replace her is Bad Romance.


Well, Paparazzi is a close call to this song but still Bad Romance takes the place.
Anyway, her costume really gets weirder and weirder after each music videos.
I wonder what would she wear in the next one after Judas' music video.
Perhaps she will be covering herself in animals' intestines and break-dancing, damn!


Then we have Ke$ha.
The song is definitely her first hit, Tik Tok.


Ermm, I think she's involed in a triple threat match with Lady Gaga and Katy Perry.
Going for the ''Who has the weirdest and lamest costume in Music Video'' Award.
Ermm, her song is kinda catchy but I don't like em.


Last we have Katy Perry.
This is a tough one, but I'd go for Firework.


Among all of her music videos Firework is the one that has most views, which is up to 180 million. Well, actually she's the hottest compare to Lady Gaga and Ke$sha.
But then, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER IN THE E.T. MUSIC VIDEO!?
Please be something different and more normal a bit, not a fucking ALIEN having sex in space!


Well, and that concludes my post.
Ehhh, missing something?
Oh yeah! Justine Beaver!
How can I forget herhim!

Oh wait a minute, I think I don't write about artist that is not yet confirmed as a Male or a Female, so, ermm, not going to write about herhim, :p


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'' Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan! ''
-Nyan Cat
(Nyan Cat Song)

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I'd pay to see you frown!

The beginning part of this song is so awesome :D


Waaaaakss!
Tomorrow must wake up at 6am!!!!

Moody man :(

'' Fake and gay! ''
-Ray William Johnson
(Famous Youtuber)

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Fuufufufufuuuufuuuu

Back at the days when we are still giving middle fingers to LIM CHEE CHAO!

I got nothing to blog about recently.

College is okay for me but starting next week gotta buckle up even harder because I have classes from Monday till Friday, yeah, how great is that -__-


Okay, I saw something funny over Rin's blog.
She wrote:
''omfg,cvh. it's 1.44am and you're telling me ghost stories.''

And I was like,
wait a fucking minute.
VEI HOONG WILL TELL GHOST STORIES ONE DE MEH!?

-__-?

Anyway, just some random things to rant about.

First of all, to those narcissistic people out there in Facebook.
You know what I hate about you guys?
Let you guess...

3...
2...
1...

CREATING YOUR OWN FUCKING FAN PAGE!!!
Okay, that's not a big deal. But what even crazy is that,
you go and promote around and ask all your ''friends'' to like your fanpage.
And I was like...
''Asshole, are you for real?''

Man, these people need to learn some self-respect lessons.


Secondly,
the ones who upload their photos, and write captions like ''Oh I look so ugly in this photo''
And when people praise them ''Where got, you look pretty/handsome in this photo la''
And he/she will reply ''No la, sooo ugly!''

Okay, here's the deal.
Since you look so fucking ugly, and your face looks like a vagina, why still bother uploading it to Facebook to show your fucked-up face?

Even Ryan Higa also made fun of these type of people.
Ahhh...


Ehh... If you happen to stumble across my blog,
and you read this post, and you are actually doing the things that I stated above.
Oh man, here's something for ya.
o0o


Last but not least, I recommend you guys to go and check out this Zombie Drama.
http://www.youtube.com/show/biteme
Although it only has 5 Episodes but its really fun to watch.

And, follow my twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi
:)


That's all for today, stay tuned for more updates from the one and only, ME :D!

'' 我俾碌蕉你含, 你會否幫我含. ''
-张家輝
(中華賭俠)

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Society Rant

Ermm, there's this one thing I really want to rant about.

So recently there is this one video that get really famous over the Internet, especially Facebook.
Well, it's about 4 girls bullying a girl lar.

So since I got nothing to do, let's talk about this video.

Basically the video is about 4 mother bitches bullying a girl.
They used a tie to like rape her or something, then slap her.
Then even more wtf is that they cut her hair.

And then UNFORTUNATELY for the 4 mother bitches. Ermmm, one of them uploaded the video onto Facebook.

Now this is another thing that I want to talk about.

First of all, the mother bitch is just so broke-ass dumb.
You recorded something that is suppose not to be shown in public, but you go and upload it onto Facebook.

Hmm, I think the uploader's brain must be the size of an ostrich's brain la.
She (I think is a she) thought that uploading such video will make her famous, but the truth hurts.
She is going to get fuck by ICAC, or FBI, or CSI, or simply known as Polices.

Speaking of recording a bullying video.
I mean the real kind of bullying video, not the one fake and gay that you play with your friends one.

Why would you even bother recording such video?
I mean hello, there is something even more meaningful to do in life instead of recording a video of your friend bullying another human.


Here's something meaningful to do when you are bored instead of being a lifeless recorder:

1. If you are a guy, go to your mama's make-up table and learn how to make-up yourself.
2. If you are a girl, buy a condom and try to wear it.
3. Wait a minute, can girls wear condom? Hmmmm.... Anyway, let's move on to number 4.
4. Go sleep in the middle of a road.
5. Swallow a pillow.
6. Swallow a pillow while standing.
7. Swallow a pillow while sleeping in the middle of a road.
8. Swallow a pillow while trying to wear a condom.
9. Fry a pillow and eat it.
10. Go and buy a new pillow.
And the list goes on and on and on and on...

SEE! SO MANY MEANINGFUL STUFFS TO DO! IF YOU HAPPENS TO BE A BULLY, GO AND DO ALL THOSE STUFFS!
You will actually quit bullying and find out that life is seriously more meaningful when you're not bullying anyone.

Anyway,
I hope that the 4 mother bitches got serve well.
Ermmm, what kind of serving style ah?
If you ask me, I will serve them like this:

1. First of all, I will ask 4 guys to Stone Cold Stunner each of them.
2. Then, impale them with some sharp objects, example: Knife, Long Knife, Short Knife, Kitchen Knife etc.
3. After that, the 4 guys will Tombstone Piledriver them so hard that their backbone will crack.
4. Then I will probably pour some flammable oils on them.
5. Incinerate them.


SEE! NOW THAT'S HOW YOU DEAL WITH BULLIES!
Simple right?


Last but not least, to all the bullies out there who bullied people and recorded them down and uploaded the video on Facebook or Youtube,
you are going to end up being like this:


Yeah, I'm serious...
TEEHEE!

'' Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful. ''
-Keri Hilson
(Pretty Girl Rock)

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Pow!

Oh no I think I abandoned this blog for like a week.
So sorry for that.

Oh yeah, so I entered TARC already lo, next Monday will be the first day of my official college life.
So far nothing special happened.

In order to make it up for you guys because of my laziness,
here's a golden quote by Chee Chao.
Will be active blogging again soon, stay tuned :)

'' We must learn to see every kind of person and learn how to overcome all of it if not how to face this society. ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

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