Funny and Epic Youtube Videos Compilation Part 5

One of the most anticipated post of the year is here. In case you misses the last 4 parts, here's the link to them:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

Let's get started and please view on your own safety, you might die of laughters.



It's a double rainbow, all the way, oh my god, it's started to look like a triple rainbow!



Things just got nasty.



Old man on drugs, having fun.



Oh my fucking god.



''My Cock''



That's some hype shit.



Well, it's just another normal, pretty and sunny day, and then all of a sudden A HORSE FUCKING ANOTHER HORSE!



Well, it's just another normal, pretty and sunny day, and then all of a sudden you CRASHES INTO A FUCKING HORSE!



Lesson learnt.



What the fuck?! That's one of the luckiest man ever.



Watch until the end.



Well, you just bought a new race car. Driving around having fun, and then all of a sudden A FUCKING DEER RUNS OUT TO THE TRACK AND YOU SENDS THAT DEER FLYING UP INTO THE AIR AND DISAPPEAR!



Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cause they raping everybody out there.



Wow! Wow! Wow!



Air fuck.



Speechless.


Well, I guess that's all for today.
Laugh much? Keep on reading and be sure to follow my blog if you find it interesting :)

'' I don't like defining myself, I just am. ''
-Tesla Gordon
(Guitar Hero III)

Regards,
Kelvin

With hands and tides-

I'm so sorry, my Seo Hyunnie.

So, trial exam sudah finished already. After 3 struggling weeks, all the pressure are officially gone. Now I can focus on my Webdota for a while :p.


I got nothing to write lately, nothing special happened. Hmm, paid tuition fees for the Kasturi Seminar. Then this month's 23rd and 24th are my Cousin Brother's grand wedding days. I hereby wishes best of luck to him :)

Oh yeah, will continue Kingdom Hearts II soon, kinda tired now. I think I will wake up later during midnight to do something important.

Speaking of blogging, finally my blog reaches 301 posts. Kinda amazing isn't it? It's been three years since I created this blog, with Jer Jer. 300, yeah, that's a pretty awesome number. Even the Spartans also only bring 300 people to go war with the Persians. And so, I salute myself for blogging until this very day :)


Before I end this post, here's a superb awesome song by an awesome artist.

'' I thought you were interesting before, but now you're just creepy. ''
-Ichimaru Gin
(Bleach)

Regards,
Kelvin

The 300.

Don't you just love it when your mood is bad, and all the things around you started to fuck you up or teases you? Yeah, that's what I'm feeling right now. So bottom line, FML!

And wtf, this is my 300th posts.
Yeah, I know my posts are kinda short recently,
but who the fuck are you to judge me?
Not feeling good.

'' I THROW MY SANDWICH IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, saying AYYYOOOOOOO, I ordered MAYOOOO!!!! ''
-Unknown Guy
(Youtube Video Comments - Taio Cruz, Dynamite)

Regards,
Kelvin

Stopra :)

You,
please go away.

'' If you can play Wonderwall on guitar, you get all the babes you want. ''
-Unknown
(Youtube Video Comments - Oasis, Wonderwall)

Regards,
Kelvin

Memorytastic!

Tomorrow is Sejarah exam, studied until can tahan already, tomorrow will go school to discuss with friends about the other topics and unconfirmed points.

So, it's been while I last updated my lil blog. Well, time really passed so freaking fast. Look at the date of birth of this blog, August 26th 2008. Sudah two years liao, in the blink of an eye, loads of shits happened.


Well, let's talk about History.

I remembered the day when my grandpa left us. So numb. I was around 6 years old, yeah I remembered that, definitely is 6 years old. That cold night, me and my brother were waken up by my mother, I don't know about the time, I don't look at clock anyway. All I knew was I doesn't know what the heck is going on. My parents didn't say a single word and just suddenly drive both of us to our grandpa's house at OUG.

Then I only find out what's going on...

Hmm, I didn't cry, I doesn't know why, the tears just wouldn't come out from my eyes. Then there's this situation which was forever etched inside my brain.

It was when my grandpa was put into cremation, all my relatives, my parents, and I remembered the most was my sister, they all kneel down and cried their lungs out. ALL of them, except me. I stood still, I don't know why I can't cry, my face only shown numbness, nothing else.

But after the cremation process, I went out to the garden to chill. Then my grandma came and hugged me and, and I remembered she said that, ''公公走了啦...''

That was when the first time, I cried for the loss of my beloved grandpa. Sometimes, with a single word, by a single person, can make you cry, strange isn't it?


Well, there's my history for you. Have you prepared well for tomorrow's History exam?

'' Forget about the sunshine when it's gone. ''
-All American Rejects
(Sunshine)

Regards,
Kelvin

Listen.

Whenever you're feeling down or depressed, this is the perfect song for you.

Still Alive - Portal Song

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm glad. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)


I freaking adore this song, so cute and soothing. Whenever I listen to this, I will nod and shake my head to the rhythm and wear a smile on my face, it's just sooo cute.


Believe. Lie. Fuck.

" If fate is a millstone, then we are the grist. ''
-Kurosaki Ichigo
(Bleach)

Regards,
Kelvin

Super Rant.

I am sorry, my love.

Hey, it's been a while, nowadays many random things wanna rant about.

First off, fuck this dekstop, piece of shit. Internet slow, performance slow, apa pun slow, damn useless.

Damn, I racun into Modern Warfare II already, damn wan to play it now. Wish I can go to Blitzone now to play the hell out of it, damn fun. :(

Nothing to do recently, facing my brother's laptop keep click here click there, also don't know I sendiri sedang buat apa. I want play games also can't, aiks. Karma, last time play too much games, so now I can't play anymore, damn.

Hmm, Monday and Tuesday are rest days for me, can sleep late a bit, but after that must face Chemistry and Sejarah, must buckle up!

Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is coming soon next year. Damn weird shit okay? I very dulan those movies, keep say its the last sequel. But they will keep on making another sequel, one and after another. Example is Resident Evil. I remember when RE3 came out it was like the last episode of Resident Evil Series! But suddenly this year came out RE4. Same goes to PotC, don't know what the fuck were they thinking!

What the fuck am I doing recently? I felt like I didn't care about Soshi anymore. Fuck me, I must get up from this mess, I hereby APOLOGIZE to the 9 of you, especially Seo Hyunnie, mianhe :(


Gosh, no matter what, when there is a ''Super'' in front of every thing, it actually means Fucked Up. Like they put Super in front of a movie or a game title, don't believe it, it's nothing to be super about. Instead, it's super suck.
And so that's why I'm using the word ''Super'' as the title of this post.
Believe it or not?


Woah, you are still reading my blog until this point?
Bravo, here's your prize:
MEGAN FOX NAKED PICTURE!

'' 我就来吊到他没力了. ''
-Ooi Kean Meng
(My Dad)

Regards,
Kelvin