I am Variance

Smile, and the day will be okay.


Yesterday I chatted with Bill at school. Well, mostly about life and girls. After talking with him, I felt matured, lol. Seriously, yes.

These few days my feelings are so damn complicated, I can't even describe it, it's the first time I'm having feelings like this. I need someone who can understand me and listen to me well, I mean, I need it now, but too bad, I'm all alone in this house.


Remembered the days in Form3, when me, Jer Jer and How How rocking in the class, that was epic. I missed how we 3 sat together and started singing, I missed our jamming sessions, I missed our jokes and laughters, I missed when How How argued with me and started throwing each others' beg. I missed em all !!!



I need my own ♥.



Here's 6 quotes of the day for you guys, a combo package.

'' Society is different from school,

school is to provide enough knowledge and confidence for you to ready for society. ''
-Bill Chee
(5A10)

'' Girls are one hell of a complicated organisms. ''
-Jer Jer
(5A11 - Failed blogger of www.meandyouforthewin.blogspot.com)

'' Cheng cheng cheng! ''
-Pn. Che Norhayati
(Maths Teacher)

'' Bath so fast later kena windwet then u know. ''
Read in Cantonese.
-Lim Chee Chao
(5A8)

'' My parents keep asking mii the new link for gutterpost, wtf. ''
-Xin Yi a.k.a Rin
(5A11 - nofarq.blogspot.com)

'' Yo I'm really happy for ya, and imma let you finish, but Kelvin Ooi has one of the best moves of ALL TIME! ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner-5A10)

Regards,
Kelvin

Childhood o' Mine

Been doing not so well lately, screw everything, I hated everything.

First of all, gonna introduce you peeps to a song,
what amazes me about this song is that Jason Derulo's ''Whatcha Say'' chorus part actually copied this song, the part with mm whatcha say actually taken from this song, it's really amazing.

This song is sad in an interesting way, take a listen, the amazement starts at 2:54 !



Incident 1:
After PJ, saw her, waved and said ''hello'' to her, she ignored me, I was like WTF?! I am so screwed up this time.

Incident 2:
After school, saw her waiting for her parents in Esso, once again I waved and said ''hello'' to her, she gave me a small smile and turned her head away, I was like WTF?! again, i am so screwed up again.


Here's a add-on of a flashback of my childhood story:
I still remembered, when I was standard 1, my brother was standard 6, that time he just taken the BCG injection on his arm la. Then me and him was playing WWF Smack Dwon (That time still WWF) in the living room, then I losed kao liao, I damn dulan, then I cant believe that I hit my bro in the arm, right on his BCG injection place, then my bro screamed like an ass loh. My mom came down and see what happened, when she knew about the thingy, she took a badminton racquet and started chasing me. ROFL, damn funny la that time I was running around in circle, she chased me in circle too, she chased me till she also laughed, LoL ! I still remembered that moment, then chase chase har I finally ran to a dead end, she cornered me liao then hit me fucking loads of times with the racquet, pain until I remembered what I said, ''DON HIT ME LIAO, I WAN DIE LIAO !'' Lol, now think back also darn funny. So in conclusion, my brother's arm there got a small mark la, because I hit him there ma so got a birthmark there liao, lol, then I am still damn fine now :)


Today while in school, one of the parent from my canteen group made a box of chocolate cookies for me, she asked her daughter to gift it to me, I am really surprised cause that time I was sweeping the floor outside the classroom the suddenly someone gave me a box of cookies.

I am really touched ! Thank you Madam Vinny Cheow ! I shared your cookies with my friends too, they were really nice, thanks once again for the support :) !!!


Last but not least, call me FoC (Father of Canteen).

Conversation of the day
Bill: '' That's a very nice liquor. What year? ''
'' 2012. ''
-Lim Chan Chung
(5A10)

Regards,
Kelvin

My wishes are Your wishes

Happy Belated-Birthday to my Dad !

Happy Early-Birthday to Ong Hok Zheng !

Oh Yes,
Happy Very-Belated-Birthday to Rin a.k.a Tan Xin Yi !
Forgot to wish you in my blog, so I decided to reput one in here
please don't get mad at me :)


Finally took back my SA Account, they changed my name to
ForkTestimonials,
at least its better than nothing.

3 more English essays, 4 more BM essays, 1 more BC essay,
FUCK ME !

Today is a special day,
I hanged out with Simon and Chao.
Quite a fun day,
at last the Intervensi exam is finally over,
back to normal school days again.

'' Adult and child are arguing,

when the child wins,

adult doesn't want to drop their water-face,

so they violated their children.

They won. ''
-Xin Yi a.k.a Rin
(5A11 - nofarq.blogspot.com)

Regards,
Kelvin

Riot !

My minds are weaving, thoughts are tempting.

Relations are getting longer and farer.

Sometimes, the truth hurts.

There are still people who doesn't know about the truth, I hope they will understand it.
Please do not blame the shit on anyone else, just me, okay? I will be the one to blame.

I do search across friends' blogs and facebooks, I found something really hurt. Why?
Kinda feels like people are ignoring me and even hating on me.

It's all my fault, yeah, Monday is the day, come and find me if you are really unhappy with me. I'm serious.

I just walked through a very unhappy Saturday in my life,
well, I will take it as a part of unfaithful event in my goddamn life.

At least there are people there to cheer me up when I fall,
it's a really big thanks to them.
Lim Chee Chao, Lim Chan Chung, Wong Choy Yeing, Simon Teng and also my Mui.


And to one guy,
if you really wanna beat me, just go ahead,
I don't mind letting your fist place on my face,
it's just pain.
Plain pain.


I'm indulged in her innocent, as always.

'' 敷衍不是一种美德,他是一种会让人有无法自拔及不知所措的感觉. ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(5A8)

Regards,
Kelvin

Punk'd

So, yesterday evening my mui Amanda find me in MSN and suggested me something,

pulling a prank by posting that we are having a relationship in facebook, sounds nice though, so we did it.

The aftermath was unbelievable, and it scares me more when today in school a lot of people greeted me, actually inside my mind was like ''WTF, this time i sure GG already''.

So, all people believed it, as for those who say something like:

''Actually I already knew you lying, haha.''

Fuck yourself please, dont so muka tebal please, believe then believe, no need say something like tis to retrieve back your face.

So, after school today, most of my friends went to KFC to see my so-called ''girlfriend'' lar, she and Kristine came also, had fun there. Thanks for coming ya you 2, appreciate much :)


Me, ''dear'', Ying Nan, Yue and Kristine. Long lost friend :)


Peek-a-boo !


Went home by taking taxi with LCC and Zong Lin, slept for 2 hours just now. After waking up, Manda decided to call this prank off, have to agree with her though, so just posted up the prank shit on facebook status.

Lol, the aftermath is even more crazy.


Please read this,

''I am really sorry to all my friends if I really offended you all, please be note that this is just a prank, if you are really angry that I cheated your feelings, you can find me on Monday, and if you guys wan, I can make an apology note or even an apology speech on the stage if you guys wan, it's okay with me, last but not least, sorry again and grats for kena fooled by me, thank you.''


Oh yes, to my dear mui mui Manda, don't be sad, cheer up! We had fun for 2 days ! X) !

So, I am Single now ! Woohooo ! Feels so nice, I mean, so NOT nice being Single ! Ha !

'' Kelvin ooi is going down. ''
-Nikki Wong
(5A8)

Regards,
Kelvin

We gotta Live like we're Dying

Current Time: 5:05am

Yesterday night went out yum cha with Bill and the beloved Pn.Mugil, dayum I ate Nasi Lemak and Bread and Iced Water and Cold Milk Tea, after that back home, whole body feeling damn not well, it's very serious.

I woke up around 3am, then can't sleep anymore, whole body feeling very cold, headache, and my leg superb weak, cant run also. Went down ate Panadol, after that still feeling damn cold in my bedroom.

Rolled on the bed until 4:30am, can't take this shit anymore, woke up and online.

Now it's getting better and better, seems like my PC had cured my sickness, lol.

Oh yes, my SA account got fucking suspended because I have an offensive character name: ForkTesticles.

WTF?! I played for 4 months now only suspend me? So damn cb lar, now I made report to claim back my account already, but they haven't give me feedbacks, inside got cash item and cash la, WTF! Hope I can get it back soon.


Here's something really nice,


Sometimes we fall down and can't get back up
we're hiding behind skin that's too tough
how come we don't say I love you enough
till it's to late, it's not too late

Our hearts are hungry for a food that won't come
we could make a feast from these crumbs
and we're all staring down the barrel of a gun
so if your life flashed before you
what would you wish you would've done

Yeah... gotta start
lookin at the hand of the time we've been given here
this is all we got and we gotta start pickin it
every second counts on a clock that's tickin'
gotta live like we're dying

We only got
86 400 seconds in a day to
turn it all around or throw it all away
we gotta tell 'em that we love 'em
while we got the chance to say
gotta live like we're dying

And if your plane fell out of the skies
who would you call with your last goodbyes
should be so careful who we live out our lives
so when we long for absolution
there'll no one on the line

Yeah... gotta start
lookin at the hand of the time we've been given here
this is all we got and we gotta start pickin it
every second counts on a clock that's tickin'
gotta live like we're dying


We only got
86 400 seconds in a day to
turn it all around or throw it all away
we gotta tell 'em that we love 'em
while we got the chance to say
gotta live like we're dying

Like we're dying oh-- like we're dying [x2]

We only got
86 400 seconds in a day to
turn it all around or throw it all away
we gotta tell 'em that we love 'em
while we got the chance to say
gotta live -- like we're dying

We never know a good thing till it's gone
you never see a crash until it's head on
all those people right when we're dead wrong
you never know a good thing till it's gone

Yeah... gotta start
lookin at the hand of the time we've been given here
this is all we got and we gotta start livin it
every second counts on a clock that's tickin'
gotta live like we're dying

We only got
86 400 seconds in a day to
turn it all around or throw it all away

we gotta tell 'em that we love 'em
while we got the chance to say
gotta live like we're dying

Like we're dying oh -- like we're dying [x2]

We only got
86 400 seconds in a day to
turn it all around or throw it all away
we gotta tell 'em that we love 'em
while we got the chance to say
gotta live like we're dying
live like we're dying

'' Ma de you want a piece of me?''
-Lim Jian Yang
(5A10)

Regards,
Kelvin

Partners in Cryme

Today after school went for Skuad Meeting, crapped with Yeing Yeing. After that back home by taking Zong Lin's car, but on the way decided to change my destination at Yee Lim's house, so went there with Celia.

Lol, helped Yee Lim to download Sudden Attack, then he fetched his mom, me and Celia for lunch. His driving skills damn alamak, just small space pun crash through, macam pro wor.

Macam only.

Lunched at Golden Pan Mee Restaurant, then he fetched his mom back home and then onli drove me and Celia home. That time was only the time he showed off his stupid skills cause his mom is not around. Belok sini belok sana, suddenly braked, lol, Celia almost pot kai.

Had fun in his car, then reached home around 4pm. That's all for today!


Oh yes, my Internet serious is getting slower and slower, WTF is happening to my streamyx line?

Really want to call them and fuck already.


For those who wan a transport, please contact Lee Yee Lim, but he charges RM2 per minute while inside his goddamn car, so please be cautious.

By the way, Yee Lim asked me to blog about his pro driving skills one, not me sedang cleaning shoes ah.

'' Love loves to love love. ''
-Ulysses
(Unknown)

Regards,
Kelvin