Lifegame

Today's my off day, but I also went MV today cause Yue suggested me to watch Phobia 2 with him. Okay, there we took off this mindfucking journey.

I will just make this simple cause this post is all about this film.

Phobia 2 (Haa Phrang)


This movie is a mindfucker, seriously this is the first time I watched a horror movie in cinema that makes me wanna cover my eyes with my shirt or using the popcorn box to cover my fucking eyes, fucking ass I got shocked so many and screamed too, but the scream is a bit overreact la... but still.... Let me do a synopsis on these 5 short stories:

Novice:
This one damn mind fuck, especially the last scene with the stone, I dont fucking know when the stone is going to come out too, damn mindfuck me when the guy is in the forest.


Ward:
This one very short story only, the scene also damn small, just inside a patient room. BUT, still damn mindfuck one, lol. The ending kinda creeps you out too.


Backpackers:
I liked this one, Erika Toda starred in this one. She's that cute cute japanese cutie who starred as Misa Amane in Death Note, my friends always talked about her. This one is about Zombies, not so scary, but very gan jiong, the ending is okay though. Here's a picture of Erika Toda:

Salvage:
Alas, this one scary from beginning until the end, not so mindfuck but kinda creepy and sad at the same time. About a woman finding her kid in her secondhand cars garage. Well, of cause all sorts of fucking things happened.


In The End:
LOL !!! I think that's because the first 4 are so fucking scary, so the last one they put in a Comedy type of horror story, this one I laughed from beginning till the end, damn funny, ending damn surprising too, gotta love this one !

Rated 7.5/10

That's all I gotta say for this post, anyway, next post will be posting some pictures of me and Sushi King !

'' Gambateh, Yamateh, Chotomateh !''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

Regards,
Kelvin

This is the new SHIT !

My leg betrayed me...

Sorry its been a while since I update my blog, cause I very lazy + I everyday oso work till late late only back home...

Today I took off cause feeling not well, but manager say if like this then my Rest Day on WEDNESDAY will be replace with today, so I need to go work on Wednesday, wtf la...diu...

Sushi King mindfucks my leg all day long, really hard...
Know earlier then dont want find work to do... lol..

But also find already, must at least work also loh....

Lazy to blog so much, now 11:50pm, tomorrow need go work, I heard that got many new workers arrived today, maybe got 2 girls and some boys from Sentosa too, hope so loh... If got girls then good... lol..


OH YES !
There's a very famous video in youtube last week, I just cincai downloaded it and upload it again on youtube, guess what, motherfucker it now has 250,000 views ler, making me one of the youngest teenager in Malaysia to have a youtube video with so fucking many views...

Just 1 week then 250k views, after 1 year or so on I think sure over 1 million, lets hit the target !!!
If u wan to watch the video, just ask me for the link...


My bro bought a DVD of Shin Chan Movies collection, I watched almost all of it, damn fun to watch, very addictive... Some also very memorable and touching too...

Man, Yoshito Usui died so early, damn ke xi lar.. He is such a genius....

Anyway, will upload some photos of me working in SUSHI KING soon, stay tuned.

Last but not least,
Marilyn Manson is the SHIT !

'' then i go chg new hard dick lo ''
-Jun Zai
(Sohai)

Regards,
Kelvin

That GODDAMN Porno Graffiti.

Gonna do a summary about yesterday, that's my first day of work in Sushi King,

Dad dropped me at North Court, met up with Kit, waited till Siew Fai arrived and we 3 went in together.

At first damn nervous one, the manager is a Malay Napek Guy, sorry if I offended you Mr.Norzaidi.

After sit for a while, the manager gave us 3 songkok-type hats and asked a guy to took us in a tour through the kitchen.

Then we started our work at 12pm.

My senior is a Nepal Guy, he damn funny lar, keep tell me Yellow Jokes, I also asked him many things that I don't know, but his english pronouncation not so good until I sometimes also don't understand what the fuck he talking about, I just nod my head and say ''Oh...''

Our jobs are simple, ask people wan refill their green tea or not, make green tea, take those set meals to the customers and clean table. A Malay Girl (Quite big position de, under Manager) said that we must learn almost 3 days++ only can start taking order of customers, so now we only can run errands around the restaurant.

Nothing special happened loh, saw Henry and Ying Nam, and also Form 5 Skuad Friends, and also Yue came and ate his dinner alone.

But, my leg fucking fucking fucking pain. Starting its okay one, but until 7pm like that, starting cannot tahan already, went out and curi tulang a while, sat on a chair in front of Studio R. Lol, just my first day then like this already, then I told manager I take off every Wednesday, so today I off, can rest... Lol....

Btw, a very good thing, everynight at 10pm, all workers will gather and eat those leftover Sushi, damn fun lar, I ate a cold Unagi yesterday, tastes like heaven.

After that, parents came and took me home.
Will take screenshots of my working place soon, just wait and see.


Now Sudden Attack's server maintenance, still cant play, 1pm only finish, just wait....

''Muka tak cantik tak apa, bawah sama sudah boleh.''
-Nendra
(Sushi King's Service Crew)

Regards,
Kelvin

Soba ni iru

Current time: 11:23pm
Tomorrow's the big day, a lil bit nervous, don't know why,
maybe its because I didn't get enough informations about this work?
My family keep fuck me about why didn't ask properly before agreeing to work with Sushi King...

Ala, no fuck lar, also accepted jor, tomorrow go there only see how lar...

I wanna watch Avatar, Dark October, Sherlock Holmes, Where the Wild Things Are, Phobia 2, Inglourious Basterds and 2012 now !!!!!!!

Today gambled at school,
I think I won 1 Ringgit only, sien...
Kai Mui damn cute lar... lol....
When she cho dai di... lol...

And the Bill, let him za dou, he do banker,
he 15 Points not enough, he go opened our cards, then he ownself eat BOMB...
LoL...

Currently addicted into:
Porno Graffiti - Anima Rossa (Bleach 16th Opening)

Gonna post something random on this post,

Damn, someone's blog really funny, i LMAO reading it...
黃鴻升(小鬼) punya 不屑 damn nice...
SAing all day long, don't know when only the racun stop...
WHY THE WORLD IS SOOO UNFAIIIIRRRR ???

Niama puki, last week the cb Jun Zai gave me a link and say its a game about Tic-Tac-Toe that you will never beat, and say the computer damn pro one, sure win you one,
made puki can't believe I trusted him and opened,
When i just put an O,
Made Cibai a fucking ghost popped up on my fucking PC Screen,
Cibai niama I screamed and ran to my bed for a while,
then look back on the screen, the scary shit finished edi...
Walked back to my PC, close the Mozilla and fucked kao Jun Zai hard hard...

Cb, can't believe I got one day also cannot sense dou those pop up shit,
I thought I very pro one got 6th-sense one....
Failed kao jor...

Sorry ya, this post damn many Bad Words,
Viewer discretion is advised.

'' I stay home cook rice. ''
-Ryan Higa
(Skitzo - The Halloween Story)

Regards,
Kelvin

She's Evil, not just High School Evil.

Yesterday'd the last day of exam, after that, went to Mid Valley to look for jobs with Kar Kit, Siew Fai and LCC accompanying us. 4a8's friends also went together.

Here's a lil summary about what I did yesterday:

Took taxi with Siew Fai and met up with LCC and Kar Kit in MV. Start searching for jobs.

After looking for a while, FINALLY !!! Me, Kit and Fai found a job in Sushi King, 3 of us got picked altogether, quite lucky, RM5/hour, damn high about it !!!

After done looking for job, Yeing and Xin Wei's gang helped me bought 2 tickets for Jennifer's Body, another ticket was for Yue.

LCC them went home after that, I lepak a while until Yue met up with me.
Discussed about something shitty just happened on one of my friend.

Went to Fong Lye in Gardens to accompany Yue eating his lunch, I got no money left =.=, DAMN, FONG LYE'S food damn nice, next time must go try .


4:30pm back to MV to meet up with Yeing them, enter GSC and watched Jennifer's Body.
One of the movie in my Must-Watch list this year.


Worst than I expected...
Not a very good movie, after just watching 20 minutes I said to Yue who is sitting beside me,
''Lan yeh lai de...''
Rated 6/10.
But I do like the ending, and the song in the movie ''Through The Trees'' damn nice, must listen.



After watching , went to So Ying's house for BBQ party by taking Rapid KL with Yue.
Met up with Chao who is sitting alone in 29 road's Basketball Court, around 8pm.

Went to the BBQ party, chat, play, eat for 1 hour++ like that.
After that whole gang of my friends and me went to Steven Corner to yum cha.

Nothing much happened, went home after that.

Do remember find me at Sushi King, 3rd Floor, starting from 10th November, I will definitely take your orders :D !!!

'' It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking? ''
-Megan Fox a.k.a Jennifer Check
(Jennifer's Body)

Regards,
Kelvin

A dedication to end this World.

Its November already, time to change to song of the blog, here we go :D !!

The Crest - Heart Shaped Box

I found this song while playing NBA 2k7 few years ago, stuck in my mind everytime I'm listening to it, so decided to put this song in the blog for 1 month, enjoy !

when the cards in my heart you cant call a bluff
im workin hard on my part, still starvin, what?
when you say about a person when thats all he does
a mo jay with the verse will leave a wall of blood
you can't say i'm not determined you can call it love
music's like church is to all of us
problems will surface in all of us
so come out with your purp, its a start of us

and i might not know the people you do
or hang in crowds you might expect me to
so please excuse this, my need to do this
trumps all else so i bump the music
and i'm not just here to blow my own horn
and i'm not just here to make my money
i'm just here cuz a heart don't fit in a box
and that's what you can't take from me

take a turn like a blinker's on
from the burn and learn to forget the storm
whether you curves or serves rooks, kings and pawns
you deserve to get hurt for the things you fought
yup, yup... for the things you sought
you deserve to be served in the things they are
you concern to a serve and a pimp ya car
long as you determine the things too far


i can make like a raven and watch
all the fakes as i prey on the flock
i'm in a place i can say what i want
all within this heart shaped box

all within this heart shaped box


this is livin the right verse, writin to live
where, finish to finish is the name of the business
hearts the reason i dont give up and quit
its all to stop me from not givin a shit
so, i play the hand thats been handed to me
got to hold it down or i can't set it free
not gonna sound like the next emcee, rest in peace
you see the crest one in me, yep

tim mcgraw's who i thinkin an auss
singin songs bout my life and my girl in the bar
in the middle of a tongue i got the roll on my paw
man i eat it bit by bit, till i air out my lawn
yeah. more space than the mouth of a dog
on the couch or the bar, chillin out to da hall
yo an anthill at most, is a mountain to crawl
cuz us americans'll never get outta our car

here's proof of a pulse, a movement of cause
a room with a view for you to view alls
got troops in the gulf when we cruise in our cars
little loops like a belt there we go here we are
this is rap's roots for fast food and
i just cant think it to take up a spot
so whether i make it or not i'm gonna
take up space in this heart shaped box


i can make like a raven and watch
all the fakes as i prey on the flock
i'm in a place i can say what i want
all within this heart shaped box

not afraid to play the hand that i got
when i'm facin a straight on the flop
go against the grain, claim ya spot
all within this heart shaped box

all within this heart shaped box


never did i once think, that life amounts to one thing
but when you die, its one thing
that turns your life into nothing

and lookin back on the past through the rear defrost
never thought i would last so i peered across
and though and thats in the clear never fear its lost
cuz whats happenin here is the beat of hearts

so, until somethings proven im losin
faith in whatever they're doin
won't take two steps in the movement
if my two cents is useless
what's back can't pent there my juice is
not content with the trends of our music
got my plan that's my friend and i move it
to make sense outta all the confusion
yea, we need to start a revolution
dedicated to makin major improvements
dedicated to flaggin vegas as foolish
dedicated to takin down the rulers
dedicated to seein through illusions
dedicated to beein who you is
dedicated to makin the new blueprints
that are forever depicted as trueness


i can make like a raven and watch
all the fakes as i prey on the flock
i'm in a place i can say what i want
all within this heart shaped box

not afraid to play the hand that i got
when i'm facin a straight on the flop
go against the grain, claim ya spot
all within this heart shaped box

all within this heart shaped box



2 more days to end the exam, going to find job with Kit this thursday and friday... Good luck!

'' Chuck Norris will beat Jesus, because Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land. ''
-Some random guy off Youtube
(Youtube Comments)

Regards,
Kelvin

Tomato

Today went Mid Valley with Jer Jer, LCC, VH and Yue to find jobs again...

Just do a lil summary about what happened today:

Went there alone cause cipet LCC don't wan so early go, waited almost 45 minutes for VH and Yue to come and meet me there.

After meeting them, planned to watch Inglourious Basterds, pukimak tiang the Indian fellow wan check IC, so ended up onli can buy tickets for POKER KING.

Walked a while, went to McDonald for lunch, exchanged gossips.
3:30pm like tat Jer Jer reached MV. Met up with him, waited till 4:15pm and enter cinema for Poker King.

Not a bad movie at all, better than I expected, many funny scene, 鄧麗欣 damn HOT !!!


7/10.


After movie, went to search for jobs with Jer Jer, LCC them went their way.
Jer Jer damn lucky, just walked in and asked for Vincci, HE GOT PICKED ! CONGRATS BRO !!!

Then I continue to look for vacancy, found quite a few shops, hope them will call me >.< !! Then went to find LCC them at the Ipoh Chicken Rice Shop, and after their dinner, I went home by myself by taking RAPID KL, okay, attention here:

Fuck those pukimaks, assholes,I need to take bus but I don't have wang kecil, only have 2 RM10, so I went to 7-11 to ask for small changes, the babi say cannot, then I find the mamak store for changes, the pundek say cannot, then I saw the Rapid KL to puchong arrived, mother fucker I went up and say I dont have small changes, that mother fucking pukimak babi scolded me,

Me:'' Bang, saya tak ada wang kecil..''
Babi:'' Apa la u ! Pergi tukar la ! Sana ada shop !''
Me:'' Mereka tak bagi saya tukar la...''
Babi:'' Apa la u, kamu pergi beli barang dan angkat tu duit kecil la, apa la kamu!''

Then I fucked out of the bus and the fucking babi just drove the bus away, o0o, LET SATAN FUCK LA BABI !!!

Waited for quite a few minutes finally got a bus came, took it and back home...
Pukimak kan nin nia Rapid KL babi driver, go to hell !

'' You let meepo fuck la, you let satan fuck la! ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

Regards,
Kelvin