Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The Silence of the Lambs

Hey peeps, I'm back again, so tomorrow is the day where I'm heading off to Penang for the Holiday Trip with my fellow friends, packed things already, prepared to enjoy the fun.

So, what I'm going to blog about today is something special though, its History ! Well, we all know History is the most boring subject in school, so for those who don't like History, you can pass reading this post and start your masturbating now.

This year, I've been really addicted into World War II stuffs, these events are so intriguing and captivating. So I've been watching WWII documentaries on National Geographic Channel.

It is estimated that 60 million people died in WWII, 40 million citizens and 20 million soldiers.

For me, there are 2 most important events that occured during WWII, the Nanking Massacre and the Holocaust.

I've grown interest into these 2 particular events. First, we had Nanking Massacre a.k.a Rape of Nanking.

When the Japaneses Soldiers broke through the last line of Nan Jing, massacre happened there. Rape, rape rape and thousands of rape are what you can see at that time. They raped every women they had in sight, and killed them afterwards. For those who tried to stop them, the result was Dead. The cruelty acts were just so violent that you can't even imagine. The estimated casualties in Nanking is about 100,000 people. But last but not least, if you wanna learn more about this unfaithful event, go look for it in Wikipedia. It's the best site on Internet.


Second, it's the Holocaust in Germany.

The main thing I wanna talk about in Holocaust its the Auschwitz Concentration Camp. For those of you who don't know what this Auschwitz Camp is, its a labor camp where people from all sides are placed together in one controlled environment, usually extremely unpleasantly.

Nazis built the camp in purpose for running experiments on HUMAN and also a non-stop working place for the inmates. The experiments that I mentioned was a really cruel-ass action, Nazis dumped every men, women, children they had into the gas chambers and poisoned them to death just to collect their body parts to make things like wallet and belt those shits.
It is said that everyday there are 6,000 to 7,000 people were gassed to death in the chambers.

The inmates are mainly Jews, which is Poland's people. Now, the next thing I'm going to hell you might be a bit frightening but, Nazis wiped out almost 90% of Jews at that time, killing 1 million of them in this Concentration Camp. It's the fact that we can't deny. I'm really shocked when I read about this across the Internet, although I maybe a little too late to find out about this, but still, its a satanic work. All under the hand of Adolf Hitler.

There is a conversation like this happened and recorded in a book,

One man asked a doctor in the camp, “Were they beasts when they did what they did? Or were they human beings?”
The doctor replied, '' They were and are men, which is my justification for studying them; and their behavior — Auschwitz itself — was a product of specifically human ingenuity and cruelty.''

Today I watched another documentary about Auschwitz at home, it's about photographs that are taken during that time. Imagine a man, still living his normal life, at night he flirted with his woman, hug his children, making jokes and drinking beers with his friends, normal enough right? But in the reality, he is the murderer and the one that are responsible for all the 1 million deaths, scary huh? That is actually what's happening back then. Those cold-blooded assholes aren't even human, they are monsters. It makes you really angry when you saw them smiling and laughing in those photos, this genocide was actually conducted by real human beings!

But now in this modern world, I think things like this wont happen again, For me, there won't be any World War III, no matter how violent and stupid those arrogant human are, I think they won't start another war. I prayed for it though, peace.

I shall end this post with an annoucement, I'm officially in love with Seo JuHyun.

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'' What we have in Auschwitz is a presence of absence. ''
-Narrator
(Scrapbooks from Hell - The Auschwitz Albums)




Regards,
Kelvin

Saturday, December 26, 2009

'' I See You ''

Finally can blog again, so, yesterday went for Avatar! at Mid Valley with my fellow gays friends, first of all, I went there alone cause Kah Ye failed to buy tickets for me and Jia Yong, for your informations, Zhu Zhen, Ryan, Te Sheng, Pepsi, Deon, Vincz and Kar Kit them already got their tickets cause Vincz went MV 1 day earlier to buy for them but they don't know I am going so they didn't buy my ticket so that's why I had to go there earlier.

But once I reached there, holy mother of god, the fucking queue is longer than Jer Jer's dick, wtf, so I just go queue loh, also must buy tickets for me and Jia Yong de mah, then queue queue queue, queued liao almost 20 minutes, finally reached inside the line, then Deon phoned me,

Him '' Erm Kelvin I am not coming ''
Me '' So I can take your ticket? ''
Him '' YES ''

Then I quickly called Jia Yong and say now got 1 extra ticket, so I just needed to buy one, then he straight say he dont want watch liao, and ask me take Deon's ticket.

So I wasted 20 minutes on the queue and after all I queued for nothing, WHAT THE FUCK !?
But can take Deon's ticket also good la, nice seating afterall.

Went to meet Yue and Choy Yeing, then went to had lunch with all my friends that are going for Avatar.

After that went for Pool, I won 4 games in a row, Dominanting, beated Kar Kit, Vincz and Pepsi, they 3 very speechless, XD !!!

Then 2:30pm finally went for Avatar that I anticipated for a very long time.

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Okay, so here's my review on Avatar:

This is one of the best CGI cinematic experience that I've ever had in my life, the way they blend the real person and animated characters in, the realism of it, its just so breathtaking.

The landscape of Pandora is one of the best thing to enjoy in this movie, there are creatures that you might find in your wildest dream or your worst nightmare, there are floras and faunas that shines upon the sky, and also a forest with a lot of secrets to explore.

And also, the Mountain Hallelujah, which is the famous floating mountains in Pandora, that one is just so amazingly portrayed out in the movie. There are several scenes which I liked the most (The scenes down there maybe are spoilers to those who haven't watch Avatar, so, I made all the fonts down there WHITE-COLOURED, if you wan to read it, just simply highlight it, thank you) :

When they first drove into the area of Mountain Hallelujah.
When Jake and Neitiri had their first kiss under the Eywa's Shiny Roots.
The ''I See You'' quote.
When Jake is riding his first Ikran and gliding through the sky.
When Colonel Quadrich blowns down their Hometree with rocket launchers.
When Jake shows up as a Toruk Makto.
The last fight scene involved thousands of Ikrans and Horses.
When Jake open up his eyes in the last scene.

So, what I can say is, this movie doesn't even dissapoint me at any places at all, its definitely the best movie of this year, the score is just so high that even you can't imagine it, so, its definitely a perfect 10 out of 10.

It's definitely the best christmas present that I've ever had.

Here's another story.
So this morning when I woke up, I answered a phonecall which I really unexpected.
My mom calls and ask me to go office to help today.
I was like WTF?! Okay nevermind, so I went to work today until 7pm only got my ass back at home.

Oh yes, I came across some articles about scammings of MLM,
which is Multi-Level Marketing,
I'm not so sure what this is,
but its currently very hot in the business industry.
Many companies were already caught scamming and even got sued,
I mean, some big-name companies like Lampe Berger, Amway, Sito, Cosway those.
So, better think twice before you throw your money into something that's not neccessary at all.

Today, I'm going to end this post with a quote which is from the movie Tropic Thunder,
made by Tom Cruise.
It's about when a chinese gang called Flaming Dragon kidnapped their actor, Ben Stiller (Simple Jack a.k.a Asian Jack),
and phoned Tom Cruise and demand him 100 Million Dollars.
And this is what Tom Cruise answered to them in the phone, enjoy.
Here's the video of the scene, you can read the quote below to understand what Tom Cruise is actually fucking about, lol. (p/s: Tom Cruise is the botak)

Just simply skip to 0:40 if you wan to laugh your ass off.
Focus on those facial expressions of the Chinese Guys and also the guy behind Tom Cruise, damn fucking funny.

2010
is coming soon, sit back and relax and enjoy this whole new year.




'' Okay, Flaming Dragon, fuckface.
First, take a big step back,
and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE.
I don't know what kind of Pan Pacific bullshit powerplay you're trying to pull here,
but Asian Jack is my territories, wherever you think you better think again or otherwise I will had to head down there and I will rain down a godly fucking firestorm upon you,
you're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations to get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from FUCKING destroying you.
I'm talking scorched-earth MOTHERFUCKER,
I will MASSACRE YOU, I WILL FUCK YOU UP !! ''
-Les Grossman a.k.a Tom Cruise
(Tropic Thunder)





Regards,
Kelvin

Friday, December 25, 2009

Don't Cry, My Loves

I like how he draw Adolf Hitler, lol.

This guy has pretty good drawing skills, loled at the Kungfu Gland.

Because he slept with his boss's wife, okay, you pass.

Genius !

I simply love this one !

Hey peeps, as you can see, above are some pictures that I came across from the Internet,
Americans really are genius in their exams, I laughed so hard at these pictures, by the way,
Meri Kurisumasu !

Today I'm going to watch Avatar at MV with friends, woohoo, wish me luck,
oh yes, I'm abit sick, keep coughing now, sighz.

1 more thing, I'm on for the Penang Trip too, hope the trip is fun.

And so, yesterday night I watched 2012 that I downloaded.
Not bad, but without the fakeness, I think it would score better.
At the first scene when they driving their cars through those collisions,
I was laughing and WTFing at the same time, lol.
Still, nice movie.
7.5/10.

That's all I'm going to say,
Merry XMas once again !
Oh yeah, and a Happy New Year !!!



'' Between Roswell...and... Marilyn Monroe? ''
-Charlie Frost a.k.a Woody Harrelson
(2012)



Regards,
Kelvin

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Merry-Go-Square

It's the 200th posts, assholes !!!!

So, hmm, nothing special to blog about actually,
but speaking about blogs,
I guess the only one who lasted for a long time are definitely only Me and Rin,
take a look at some of our friends as example,
they created their blogs,
wrote a few rubbishes,
then detonate their blogs.
So, if like this, why bother creating a blog =.=,
IF YOU WAN TO BLOG, MAKE SURE YOU ARE FUCKING ACTIVE IN IT !


Oh yes, I created a SMK Sri Sentosa SNSD Fan Club in facebook, check it up if you wan :),
show some loves to the power of the 9 !

Okay, here's 1 funny thing that I wanna talk about though, so this early morning around 3am, while I was lying on my bed with all the lights off, I was too bored, cant fall asleep, so I decided to prank call all my friends. Got this idea from a guy's blog.

So I just took my handphone and fucking call all the friends that I wanted to prank, but, its really dissapointing, cant believe most of them didn't answer my phonecall, I can't believe all my friends sleep like a pig and can't even hear their phone ringing in the middle of the night, lol.

And here's some who answered my call, translate those words into CHINESES in your mind:

Sean Chern (This guy is definitely sleeping)
Him ''What you wan?''
Me ''Wake up go toilet la.''
Him ''Har?''
Me ''Its time to go toilet.''
*He closed the phone*

Zong Lin (This guy I sure he still not sleeping)
Me ''Hello, its time to go toilet''
Him ''You Sohai ah?''
Me ''Ya, okay la, bye bye''

Marcus (I think not sleeping)
Me ''Hello, its time to go toilet''
Him ''Who are you?''
* I ZA DOU *
Me ''Okay la, bye bye''

Vei Hoong (I think he still onlining)
Me ''Hello, its time to go toilet''
Him ''Har?''
Me ''Go toilet ah''
Him ''Why?''
* Abit annoyed edi *
Me '' Diu u sleep jor anot de?''
Him ''If I havent sleep then why?''
Me ''Ah diu u la, bye bye''
( Then later he send me a message, ''You are indeed a sohai.'' )

The most sohai one, Siew Fai
Him ''What you wan?''
Me ''Hello, wake up go toilet loh''
Him ''Har?''
Me ''Go toilet loh.''
Him ''Harr?''
Me ''Wake up go toilet loh !''
Him'' WHY?''
* MAHAI ! *
Me ''Ah nvm lar, bye bye''


And so, here's the results,
most of my friends don't know what the fuck's going on =.=.
Seriously, I called so many friends, they all really no answer phone one,
I didn't call Jer and Rin cos I know this 2 sure still sedang online or doing some shit one.

So, this time my prank call mission,
www.phailed.com.my.

Okay, catch up with you guys later !



'' Then I ham kah lan 7 chan jor ''
-Vei Hoong
(4A10)



Regards,
Kelvin

Sunday, December 20, 2009

MAKNAE is <3

Okay, since Rin wan us to update our blog, I guess I will make a new one too.

So, yesterday midnight, I mean, this early in the morning by more accurately, around 12am, I suddenly got the urge to play DotA again so I asked Rin and Jer Jer to dota with me in Garena. Lol I was like 3 months no touch DotA already because of Sudden Attack.

So ended up me, Rin, Jer and his brother we 4 play together.

In the game I was like fucking on drugs and damn hyped, keep say myself is Lau Dak Wah and must listen my word, and many bla bla bla shits, well, most of it are related with Lau Dak Wah too.

But in the end we won the game, after 3 months, my first dota game did really paid out for me :D !

Okay, few days ago, I was searching Seo Hyun's photos on google, and I came across a bunch of em in a particular forum, and guess what, that time I really ong gao 7 liao and keep save all those picture and also screaming wildly inside my bedroom, I gave the link to Chao too.
He said this girl quite cute, lol.

Damn, now I fucking addicted into Seo JuHyun, she damn damn damn cute and innocent la please,
fucking pwn all the korean girls, currently my most-favorited in Soshi.

Here's some of the pictures that I came across with,

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I <3 you too !

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Hug me hug me !

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Sexxxyyy !

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Kyahhh !!!!

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I wish I was the Teddy Bear !

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Omo !!!

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Seororo Jjjjannnggg !!

KYAHHHHHHHHH !!!!!! Seriously, I really wanna meet her in real person,
If I can have a photo with her,
*faint*

Lol, how can you resist her cuteness lar, those who bashed her should really go to hell.
I mean, seriously, those who insulted her,
I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU AND FUCKING SKIN YOUR ASS RAW !!!
Just kidding, I won't so ganas one,
but seriously, don't do that.


And so, today is a special day, Dong Zhi, current time is 12pm, my mom is currently cooking all those deli foods in office, later will have a big feast,
a lot of people will come to my house too, oh yes,
feeling good, feel high.

Oh yes, the next post is the 200th post too, will think something special to blog about.

Okay, I guess thats all for today, so I will end it here.
But please, don't watch her photos and masturbate,
especially Chee Chao, Jun Zai, Lor Yao those,
dangerous....



'' Annyeong, Kan Nin Nia ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)



Regards,
Kelvin

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Blog-A-Holic


This music brings back sooo much memories, remembering the good old days of Magic Clawing those stupid Slimes, and it's well-wasted the time.


In this post, the main thing I'm going to talk is about the movie Twilight: New Moon.

Okay, WHY THE FUCK PEOPLE ARE WASTING MONEY TO WATCH SUCH A SHIT ASS MOVIE?

Seriously, here's a truth, I HAVEN'T WATCH THE MOVIE, also, if my friends have a free ticket for me I also won't go and watch it with my friends.

Vampires and Werewolves then fight la, kan nin nia suddenly pop up love story between a triangle, I never watch the Twilight movie at all, the first episode I also avoided. I just don't know why, why all the teenagers are so obssesed with them, Robert Pattison, HELLO? Are you sure can act? Kristen Stewart, WTF IS THIS BITCH?

I checked up about this on IMDB, rated 4.3, WTF ?! So damn low? All the people criticise this movie, Hollywood is about great acting, Tom Hanks, Morgan Freeman, Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, Clint Eastwood, Sean Penn, deceased Heath Ledger, those are the great ones, if you don't know them you can fucking search them up on Google.

It's not about some fucking teenagers having love with Vampire and Werewolf, WTF IS THIS?

I think this movie is really only for those Twilight book-a-holic fans, I fucking won't watch this shit ever and ever.

If you think I offended you, I'm just spitting my own opinions, you can't shoot me anyway, fuck Twilight ! Hail Avatar and Dark October !!!


'' Oi, Gan Jiong Loh ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(4A8)



Regards,
Kelvin

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Best of Me.

I shall post a live performance video of my lovely 9 girls before I start this post.

Live Perf of Chocolate Love + Gee


In this post I would like to talk about something that I think is the best, lol, cause I'm bored and nothing to do at home except for playing SA, so I might going to post something about this lame shit.

The Best Movie: Saving Private Ryan

The Best Food: My Mom's Bao Dan (A type of egg that cover mixtures of minced meats and prawn together and then steamed)

The Best Song: Soshi - Into the New World

The Most Epic Song: Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven

The Best Local Song: One Buck Short - 10:04

The Best Friend: Jer Jer

The Best Fight Scene in a Movie: IP Man (Donny Yen vs 10 Black-Belt Japaneses)

The Best Drama: Boys Over Flowers

The Best Game: Yakuza Series

The Best Blog: Parawhore Rin's Blog

The Best Sohai Alive: Lim Chan Chung

The Best DotA Hero: Pudge the Butcher

The Best English Word: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

The Best Drink: 100 Plus

The Best SA Weapon: TRG-21

The Best Dancer: Kim Hyo Yeon


Omfg, this shit is getting lamer and lamer, since when I became so lame and made such a fucking lame post, by the way, tomorrow I'm going to play basketball with sohai Jer Jer. Wish me luck !


'' USA people make Nuclear Bomb, we Malaysia people make Roti Bomb! ''
-Lim Chan Chung
(4A10-Sohai)



Regards,
Kelvin