Candles

I'm infected with Becca Fever < 3


Hello readers!
Well, just finished HE Test today and I got 17 questions out of 20 correct!
So darn happy la weih!

Anyway,
party party party this weekend!
Friday at someone's house for his birthday party (He chosed to stay low profile).
Saturday celebrate birthday party for my little baby cousin.

And one thing,
why is everyone stopped blogging?
Like, W-T-F!?
Come on bloggers, keep the blogging spirit alive forever!


If you ask me what is the big hit for this year?
My answer will be:
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night
Bad Meets Evil ft. Bruno Mars - Lighters

What a pair of good songs to fuck 2011 up.

'' It's a sky full of lighters. ''
-Bruno Mars
(Lighters)

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I Love Fridaysssss

E.P.I.C


Yeah! Rebecca Black is featured in Katy Perry's newest music video!
And to be honest, I can't stop watching it because of Rebecca, she's just too damn beautiful and cute!
Not to mention that Katy Perry looks adorable in the music video too with that nerdy look.

Well, this shows that Rebecca is a strong-hearted and happy-go-lucky girl.
With all those jealous haters surrounding her, she still can be so lively and try to forget all those bad things.
If give me ah, I sure cry everyday because of all the disgusting comments.

Rebecca Black, you have my support forever :D


Anyway, finished my ME test today.
Feels really nervous before the test, my heart felt like kena pressed by a stone or something. Even felt like vomitting because of all the pressure.
But fortunately, I finished the test flawlessly and me teacher told me that I had passed.
Whew! Felt so damn good! Hurraaaay!!!!
Now have to deal with QS test next week, FUCK! LOL


Last but not least, congratulations to Rebecca Black for reaching 300,000 followers in her Twitter account!


Songs recommended for this week:
The Prodigy - Omen
Lil' Wayne - How To Love
Plain White T's - Boomerang
Don Omar ft. Lucenzo - Danza Kuduro
Panic At The Disco! - New Perspective


See ya guys in my next post!
Be sure to click Like or Follow my blog if you find the stuffs that I wrote are interesting :)

'' Bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes. ''
-Epic Meal Time
(Super Awesome Youtube Channel)

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R.E.A.L

It's not easy, to be me.


Tomorrow coursework test for ME,
wish me luck!
:(

Just back from a yumcha session with Bill and Hui Wen at Wings Cafe.
Pretty fun though, and Hui Wen really changed a lot, haha!


Hereby wanna take this chance to say thank you to Jiun How as he is a regular reader of my blog, million thanks to you!
I need more people like this, to follow my blog :p

Almost 3 years, yeah this blog had been through a lot.
And I fucking love my blog.
;)

'' I still remember the time that I was whacking slimes and snails in Maple Story many years ago. Well, THAT WASTED A LOT OF MY PRECIOUS TIME! ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

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AD MY ASS!

Hello fellow readers, how are you all doing?
I'm quite okay, except that there's this crazy perasan bitch who is super annoying in my college!!!


Anyway, there's this super ridiculous commercial that I've watched yesterday while inside Rapid KL, the Media Asia TV I guess...

The ad is about vandalism.
Okay, first of all, what could go wrong in a vandalism ad right?
But you just wait till I describe this shit.

First of all there's this woman bleeding inside a house.
I don't really know why she's bleeding, because I wasn't really concentrate on watching it.
I don't know lar, her neck is bleeding, her vagina is bleeding also.
At first I thought she cut herself, means she's committing suicide, but then when I saw her lower part is bleeding too, I thought she's menstruating.
Either way, that woman is really suffering.
And then they show her daughter calling 999 for ambulance.

Here's the funny part.
So a lady on the line answered the call, and then quickly direct an ambulance car to go and rescue the dying bitch.
You may think, what does this has to do with vandalism right?
Here is it, all the street signs, you know, the one with Jalan Pukimak, Jalan Chow Kit that type of street signs, were covered with papers.
Ermm, those sex toy, loansharks, penis pill, massage papers...

And so, the ambulance couldn't find the street and house that the dying woman is living in!
WHOA WHOA WHOA! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

They doesn't have GPS!? They have to fully rely on road signs to locate their destinations?
Then as the commercial progresses, all the street signs are covered with papers, the ambulance car are damn anxious and they couldn't find the house. And then the woman is dying, and the lady on the line is also fucking nervous.

And now you may be thinking, does the woman die?
Conclusion, YES!!!!

By the time the ambulance finally located the house, the woman died!
Her daughter is crying!
And then it's the end of the commercial,
and the morale of the commercial is:
''STOP VANDALISM!''

It's the first vandalism ad that I've ever seen in my life, and to be frank, if there's a second one, I don't really wanna watch it, lol.
They failed hard...

'' This game is shit! It fucks you harder than life! ''
-James Rolfe a.k.a Angry Video Game Nerd
(Deadly Towers)

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Pretty Eyes

Camwhoring, muahahahahah!


Hmm, if you ask me how's my college life?
I will say, so so lor!

Terence asked me to finish up one part of the HE Assignment by Friday, it's so easy lar, confirm can do it lar, but I a bit lazy now, lol!

And then, that day after college all of us went for lunch.
I ordered this sambal fried rice, so damn gigantic.

LOOK AT IT!
Walao, it's almost made for 3 person. But believe it or not, it only costs me RM4.50 :O
Now that's what you call ''Do Business''
:P


To celebrate my Twitter for reaching 1,000 tweets, follow me! LOL!
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi


Tomorrow 2:30pm class, good night world!

'' Everything's so fucking green. ''
-Uncle Alfie
(Death At A Funeral)

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Epicness

OH MY GOSH!


Just wanna introduce you guys to an awesome channel I just discovered one week ago.

EPIC MEAL TIME
Click on the link above to watch all their awesome videos.
I can't believe they are so damn creative by combining so damn many meats and shits into making a fucking huge meat meal.
I guess that's why they call themselves. EPIC MEAL TIME!


Tomorrow after class will be discussing our IA Assignments,
speaking of assignments, all of us also haven't done the HE one.
We all really don't want to give a fuck about it. Guess we gonna start doing it soon before the deadline is closing in.


Songs that I recommend for this week:
Avril Lavigne - Smile
Coldplay - Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall
Alex Goot - Pretty Eyes
We The Kings - Friday Is Forever
Cali Swag District - Teach Me How To Dougie
Chester See & Ryan Higa & Kev Jumba - Nice Guys



Keep reading :)

'' Next time, we eat medicine balls. ''
-Epic Meal Time
(Maximum Protein Experience)

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Song that reminds...

We'll write a song
that turns out the lights
when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
don't waste your time
speed up your breathing
just close your eyes
we'll hope it's not for nothing at all

Soft kiss and wine what a pretty friend of mine
we're finally intertwined
nervous and shy for the moment we will come
alive tonight

We'll write a song
that turns out the lights
when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
don't waste your time
speed up your breathing
just close your eyes
we'll hope it's not for nothing at all

lay down be still
don't worry talk they will
i'll be loving you until
morning's first light
breaks tomorrow
i'll take care of you tonight

secret valentine

We'll write a song
that turns out the lights
when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
don't waste your time
speed up your breathing
just close your eyes
we'll hope it's not for nothing at all

when guilt fills your head
brush off rise up from the dead
this is the moment that we
will come alive
brace yourself for love
sweet love, secret love.

We'll write a song
that turns out the lights
when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
don't waste your time
speed up your breathing
just close your eyes
we'll hope it's not for nothing at all


Such nostalgic song, and still so damn amazing after 4 years.


Well, today went for my first car lesson.
It's my first time driving a car, felt pretty nervous at first, after that it gets a little bit better and more comfortable.
The only thing I always made mistake is when you started moving your car after you've braked or stopped it. The time when you need to like balance your crush and your acceleration pedal, damn hard and I keep failed.
Guess I need more practice :(


Anyway, my dad went for a vacation at Thailand and my brother is busy at work.
So these 2 days I will be accompanying my mother.
And so today after my car lesson, my mum and I went for brunch at Shabu-Shabu.
Ate till my stomach explodes -.-

Tomorrow is Sunday, boring day again...
Just a short update, here's my Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi
Just follow my Twitter if you wanna stalk me :p

'' We'll write a song, that turns out the light, when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside. ''
-We The Kings
(Secret Valentine)

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