I Sing ; I Dance ; I Talk Craps

W.O.M.M : Kung Fu Chicken!

2012-02-09T19:09:00.004+08:00

So recently this video went hot on the Internet lar.
I'm pretty sure many of you've watched it already.
If you still haven't watch it yet, click HERE to watch the video.

So the video is pretty simple, a Chinese guy was obviously beaten up by a group of Malay KFC workers and then no one were there to help them.

Btw, this is the KFC outlet from I-City, Shah Alam.

My first impression upon watching this video was like okay, yet another stupid KFC videos.
So this is quite easy to make it into conclusion right?
Customers kena beaten up by workers, is it so hard to find the problems now?

I don't know about you but with the saying ''Customers is always right''
I know you already tahu apa saya maksud la.
The workers there should be fired and punished well well la, but instead of that, from all the comments that I've read from the Internet, this is what it is.

People are bring racial issues into the problem now. Wadafarq la?
Why still so immature one?
This is what is happening,
many Chineses are helping the victim and many Malays are helping the workers.
Why does it comes down to such situation?
They are like siding with their own races when it comes to solving problems.
The typical brainless fucked-up comments are always like:

''The guy bodo, jaga mulut then won't kena punch lar, bla bla bla!''

Are you there? How the f you know the guy got say foul language to provoke the workers?
You saw and heard it with your own goddamn eyes and ears?
This is immature comment, Malaysians are so hopeless.

Then some people are saying boycotting KFC bla bla bla.
Boycotting KFC is super childish and immature, instead, just go to a better KFC Restaurant with better quality and services that you've known of then mai can already lar, no need boycott whole Malaysia punya KFCs kan? In the future I guarantee you all sure will eat back KFC one lar, wakao eh.

So apparently this Chinese victim is not fond of speaking English and Malay and a politician from DAP has helped him set up a press conference for the incident.
Go search Youtube for the interview if you still haven't watch it yet.
So basically the Chinese dude is claiming that he didn't provoke the workers with any foul language, he just used his handphone to snap a shot of the worker's face and that causes the conflict.

Stupid people can also take this interview to say one, say what he can say what he wants, we still need eye witnesses to show the true side of the story, bla bla bla!
Come on la, the uploader of the video is one of the eye witnesses la, don't bullshit me please!
This is not 1Malaysia spirit please!

And try to think this way, if it's terbalik, the worker is now Chinese, the victim is Malay, then will how?
I don't want to say what it will become, but I'm pretty sure many of you can picture it.
It's now became a racial issue, many are helping their own race no matter what happened.
Shakes my head...

But though there are still many positive comments from other races too, so it's still a good thing though.

But no matter what, now I sudah don't care whether the workers got fired or not, and whether this KFC got closed down or not, I kinda lost hope in our people.

Sigh...

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Well, back to my life then.
Second day of going back to the college, pretty good though.
Kinda satisfied with my tutorers, except one of the lecturer, lol.
Needs to wake up very early almost everyday, damn sien oh!

And then I realized that the new album by 五月天 is fucking amazing.
I realized that no matter how good 苏打绿 is, 五月天 is just way better than them.
阿信, I salute you for writing good musics.

p/s: I get goosebumps whenever I see the Dark Knight Rises trailer, damn, I want premiere tickets please, just for the biggest movie this year.

'' Happy Chocolate Day! There is nothing better than a friend unless it's a friend with chocolate! ''
-Anobii
(Twitter)

End.

End of CNY

2012-02-07T13:18:00.003+08:00

Just one cup, okay?

And so, new semester is finally here.
College reopens tomorrow, gotta buckle up.

The new timetable sucks big time,
Monday and Tuesday only got lecture classes, WTF?
Time to ponteng! :p

Yesterday went Cheras celebrated Cyndi's birthday.
Had Korean BBQ.
Then back to Happy Garden.
My first time releasing 孔明灯 in my life.
We wrote a lot of bullshits on the lamp, lol.
In the end managed to fly up two lamps, and one lamp failed.
But we had loads of fun :)

7 more days to Forever Alone Day and 10 more days to My Birthday!
Muahahahahahahaha!

Time pass faster lo.

'' 妈的为什么长颈鹿酱高的? 什么鬼脚来的!? ''
-Lim Chan Chung
(Friend)

End.

I Am Alive

2012-02-02T02:07:00.003+08:00

Hey guys,
just a short update to let you know that I'm still alive.
Very very healthy la!
:p

Been very lazy lately, so never update this bloggie frequently,
and so here I am writing this meaningless post.

Oh yeah, I'm still in holiday now, until next Wednesday only the start of new semester,
now everyday stay home don't know got what to do.

Hope the outing plan during this Friday will work.
By the way, Underworld: Awakening is pretty awesome.
Rated 8/10.

Can someone borrow me a PS3 so that I can play Resident Evil 6 when it first released?
That game looks sick as hell.

:)

'' 好灰哦. ''
-Oh Tsun Yue
(Friend)

End.

N-A-G-A

2012-01-24T23:58:00.002+08:00

So people, how's your Chinese New Year?
Well, I've been living the past 3 days pretty well.
You know, the usual thing, go there go here, take this angpau take that angpau, and of cause gambling with all my relatives.
''Legal'' gambling :p

Btw, I've watched 3 different movies in the past 3 nights, let's review each of em.

First movie is I Love Hong Kong 2012.

Well, I think it's a pretty good one though. For me I think that the purpose of CNY movies is that to make all of us forget about the stresses in our lives and just enjoy the movies with no regret. This movie is no exception. It's cheesy at times but the parodies and jokes in this movie were pretty well doned.
A solid 7/10.

Second movie is Ah Beng: Three Wishes.

Produced by the people under Astro, you know this movie won't go wrong with all the familiar casts once again. For me I think last year's 天天好天 is better than this one, but still, the storyline is more unique and better than I Love Hong Kong 2012, so I give this a pretty good 7.5/10.

Last movie that I've watched is All's Well End's Well 2012.

Okay, normally I think that the 黄百鸣's movies are always the worst one out of these 3. But this year this movie is kinda out of my expectation. I just don't know why, I think this is the best out of all the 3. I simply love the storyline and the jokes inside are way better than the previous two movies. Not to mention that the girl 楊冪 is very pretty, LOL.
8/10.

Well I've finished up all the reviews, I think I've received almost all my relatives' angpaus in this 2 days, now my mission is to meet up with my friends and attack all their houses to get more angpaus.
RAWRRRRRR!
Chinese New Year still has a long way to go, my friends!

'' Are you really human if you have never sat talking to the Moon? You're not mad, you're not a fool, if you are talking to the moon, especially if someone on the other side is talking back, just wait for the stars to light up your room, and then just sing the words of this song, and you too will be talking to the Moon. ''
-Some random guy off Youtube
(Youtube Comments - Talking to the Moon)

End.

Short Update

2012-01-22T11:18:00.003+08:00

I'm feelin' so fly, like a dragon.

Happy Chinese New Year Eve everyone!
Yeah, Imma going to say the same things that everyone did.

Gong Hei Fatt Choy and may all of you have good health throughout the year.
Don't forget to ajak me out during this CNY period ya,
I will be very glad to.
:)

好红啊!!!

'' I really wish I could pay homeless people to pee for me. ''
-Peter Chao
(Famous Youtuber)

End.

A Dota Story

2012-01-16T19:27:00.003+08:00

This story is definitely based on true events.

And it's only strictly for Dota players.
Please enjoy.

The story goes like this,
Once upon a time, in a land far far away...
Well, maybe not that far,
there's this guy named Loda.Jonathan ''Loda'' Berg.

For those of you who don't know who is him, he's one of the best Dota players that has ever walked this land of might.
Born as a Swedish, he joined the team SK.Gaming and swept across numerous awards with his team.
There's this one skill that he is known about.
This one legendary skill that has changed his life, forever.

It's the fall of 2009, the new era of the -cm game of Dota is nearing soon.
Europe teams are facing endless waves of most feared China teams in their competitive Dota scenes. Fortunately, in the competition Dreamhack 2009, SK.Gaming successfully entered final to face their a team that they had never heard before Virtus.Pro.

Rumour has it that Virtus.Pro consists of some of the best Dota players out there, and one of them is named Vigoss. Loda knows nothing about this Vigoss guy, but he has heard countless rumours about this guy.

Rumoured said that vigoss is really strong at one on one, but unfortunately, no survivor is able to confirmed this.

People said that vigoss does not gets stunned, the stun gets vigoss.

People said that if you have 1000 gold and vigoss has 1000 gold, he has more gold than you.

People said that vigoss can maim with Yasha.

People said that if vigoss has a little sister, she will be better than you in Dota.

People said that if vigoss picks up rune, the rune effect lasts for the whole game.

People said that vigoss can stack orb effects.

But then, those are all just rumours, but SK.Gaming is already in fear, they all hope that the rumours about this vigoss guy is not true. But they are just, afraid of losing.

And then the game gets started. Loda picks his most favourited hero, Shadow Fiend and Vigoss picks Akasha. They met their skills at mid-lane.

Unfortunately, Loda loses lane in just a short amount of time. Vigoss ganks him just like your father rapes your mother. And so, Vigoss bought his Aghanim Scepter in just 13 minutes of gametime, while Loda has only a Bottle and a Power Treads.

Things are not going SK.Gaming's way, their scores are losing, Virtus.Pro is pushing their towers down one by one, just when they were about to give up, they see something legendary happened.

Loda's hand is SHINING!
His right hand is shining! Yes, shining! His teammates thought they are seeing Jesus. But, they are not, they are seeing Loda. LOL!
Why his hand shines?
He just bought a Blink Dagger!
What a crucial item to have in such a emergency time.
During the next war in the mid-lane, Loda hides in the bush and waits for the best chance to attack.
Just when he sees a hole, he attacks.

People said that that is the best blink they've ever seen in their entire life, the whole hall just shines with rainbow colours, both team's teammates are shocked with what they had just saw, even Vigoss cried.

Loda uses his mouse to click on the Blink Dagger and click on a place to blink in, he then releases the most beautiful Shadow of Requiem that people has ever seen.
RAMPAGE!

All the people freezed for a sheer second.
Followed by a long silence in the room,
one by one, the Virtus.Pro players left the game saying GG.
SK.Gaming wins the game automatically!

People said that that's the 失传多年了的 Mouse Click 功!
And after Loda uses it for that one time, no one has ever seen it again.
Never ever...

Not long after that, both SK.Gaming and Virtus.Pro disbanded and one by one their players retired from the Dota scenes.

They say now vigoss is working as a secret agent in a very very secret agency in Russia.
Then Loda was never ever heard again, perhaps he is punished for using such a forbidden skills in Dota.

事隔多年, few days ago while I was playing with my friends in BlitZone Sri Petaling,
miracle happens once again.
One of my friend, he uses the long lost Mouse Click 功 right beside of me.
my tears are almost coming out of my eyes, 原来2012年的世界末日是真的!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
That was the most beautiful blink I've ever seen with my real eyes, that sweet move of Tiny, blinking into enemy's base, tossing and avalanching all the enemy heroes.
The best day of my life. Seriously, no joking.
I wonder if he takes training from Loda.
Hmmm...
Wanna know who is this guy?
Well, ask me secretly then :D

And that concludes my Legendary Dota Story.
Hope you enjoyed it.
And yes, all the things that I wrote above are true.
Copyright reserved.
;)

'' None. ''
-None
(None)

End.

Do or let die.

2012-01-10T22:11:00.004+08:00

Mindfarq.

8 more months until the 5 year anniversary of this blog.
I came so far, I'm so damn proud of myself.
I wonder who still read my blog from then until now?
Or if you are reading my blog now, can you please leave a wall post at my Facebook wall saying that you are reading my blog?
Your supports are the motivations for me.
Pretty please.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/kelvinooi93
One wall post won't cost you a lot of time right?
:)

'' Run em like run em run em woop! ''
-Havana Brown
(We Run The Night)

End.

This is My Life

2012-01-08T12:29:00.003+08:00

4 down, 1 to go.
Tomorrow is the last day, gotta buckle up.
After tomorrow's 4pm, everything will be fine as ever!
:D

I actually got a lot things wanna blog one, but don't know how to blog it,
sometimes, somethings are not meant to be say out.
Just put it inside your own storage then can already.
Urghhh...

Oh yeah, follow my Twitter will ya :)
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi

'' Nilai Kasih Sayang: Perasaan dan hubungan cinta yang mendalam antara Hao Shen dengan Wei Sen amat mengagumkan. ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

End.

Recap - A Look Back at 2011

2012-01-05T19:54:00.003+08:00

Shit tons of things happened in 2011.
It's 2012 already, just forget about the end of the world bullshit, and keep on looking forward my friends :)

Here's a recap on some of the memorable things that happened to me during last year.

1. Scored only 1A in my SPM.
Lol, seriously I didn't think that I would get such a bad results, but the good thing is that I didn't flunk one subject at all, so at least that's a consolation prize for me. :)

2. Went to National Service!

To be honest, not a very fun trip, pretty boring, but the payoff is good though, earned several hundred ringgit and met a lot of new and friendly friends throughout the entire journey!

3. Entered TAR College!

A good choice indeed :D

4. Meeting a group of new friends during my awesome college life :)

Without them, my college life won't be so colourful anymore.

5. Watched loads of great movies with my friends in cinemas.
The list includes:
Fast Five, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, You Are the Apple of My Eye, and more and more.

6. Making LCC becomes more famous than ever.

7. Knowing Gantz.

Reading through this manga has taught me a lot of things. I'm dead serious.

8. Went to MTV World Stage!

Crazy night with Emily.

9. Passed my driving test and now I'm driving to college everyday!
Thanks mom and dad! LOL :D

Well, I guess that concludes my list. Perhaps I missed out something but, those were really some amazing moments I had in 2011.
Oh yeah, I met you too! :)

Last but not least,
I sincerely hope that 2012 will be a better year.
2 more subjects to go!

'' Cause there'll be no sunlight, if I lose you baby. ''
-Bruno Mars
(It Will Rain)

End.

1st of Jan

2012-01-01T21:18:00.004+08:00

2012,

hope this will be a better year.

Yeah yeah, all the same usual bullshits you heard from everyone when a new year is coming.
:)

By the way, today's weather is extraordinary hot, don't know why?

'' Yeah, so I don't appear to be the brightest crayon in the box but I still look down on the rest of the world. ''
-Kei Kurono
(Gantz)

End.

Near End

2011-12-29T20:18:00.001+08:00

2011 is closing up soon.
So, what's your New Year Resolution?
:D

Stay classy, my friends.
Let's give 2012 a warmth welcome!

You know what?
I do care :)

'' 其实我很想读书的，可是我不知道为什么会在这里吃popcorn? ''
-Lim Chan Chung
(Friend)

End.

HOx3

2011-12-25T22:07:00.003+08:00

25th of December.

Merry Christmas to everyone!
2011 is ending soon the final is creeping nearer and nearer to me.

Gotta buckle up!

Anyway, I rarely slept for the past two days.
Really had fun.

Friday - My House Steamboat Party
Saturday - Genting Highlands for XMas countdown!

And also watched Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol at Genting Cineplex.

Few of my friends just slept through the whole movie because of the tiredness.
Anyway, a pretty solid action movie.
Loads of explosions and stuffs, I still prefer MI3 though, but had fun throughout the movie and Tom Cruise is really getting older and older.
Rated: 8/10

Well, just a short update to show that I'm still healthy after all these shits.
It's currently the night of Christmas and I'm not going anywhere,
I wanna go out now!
Lonely lonely christmas.
D:

I don't really know what to do, please help me.

Give up?

'' Your daddy must've been a drug dealer (why?), cause you dope. ''

-Dev ft. The Cataracs
(Top of the World)

End.

I Work Out

2011-12-18T22:07:00.003+08:00

So, ever wonder how's the life of a day in my parent's office?
I'm gonna show you people one example of how I '' work out'' :p

So it's just now another regular day at work.
Very simple, have to print some shitty images on a simple card only.
How to do it?
Follow these simple steps and you can become a Gold Foil Printing Expert!

First of all, you need a machine to print the images.

Then, you just need to place the card in the correct position underneath the machine, press a button, the machine will auto lower down and print an image on the card.

If you wonder what will happen if you place your finger under the machine, well, your fingers will be serve as a sumptuous meal of McFingers!
Deep fried and juicy!

Next, the card is finished.

Well, you just need to repeat the steps above until you reached around 200 cards, then you can place them nicely inside a box and tape it shut.

But then, I realized something.

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WTF! FML... D:

Anyway, today I went to buy goodies with Pei Yin and Biao Mei,
loads of fun.

And just had a nice dinner with my family, so long never have such a dinner with them, really felt grateful :)

Happy Early Christmas to each and everyone of ya!
RAWRRRRR!

'' Happy Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday and Happy Shut The Fuck Up! ''
-James Rolfe
(The Angry Video Game Nerd)

End.

Heart. Part 8

2011-12-16T00:46:00.007+08:00

Dominating the Internet.

December 15th 2011,
what a day.

I've learnt a lot of things.

Thanks to my own lil lovely personal sister :)
Really thank you, you taught me a lot.

Must look at things with a wider vision.
If not how to do business jek, :)

I'm fine.

'' Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. ''

-Edward Maya

(Stereo Love)

End.

My Top 10 Most-Favourited Hit Songs of 2011

2011-12-13T21:05:00.006+08:00

Well, nothing much about this post, just look at the title.
Since 2011 is coming to an end, and I've never done such a post before, guess I will do it now starting everytime near the end of the year.

Counting down Kelvin's Top 10 Most-Favourited Songs of this year! (Mostly Pop songs though)
Let's get it on!

10. Last Friday Night

Rebecca Black is in this! Go Katy Beth Terry!

9. The Edge of Glory

All I can say is that this is the best Gaga song.

8. I Like It Like That

This band needs to be big! What a fucking addictive song!

7. Pumped Up Kicks

What a high song to complete your year.

6. Geronimo

Screw Rihanna, this is Aura Dione!

5. Paradise

Coldplay, just so damn epic.

4. Someone Like You

Way better than Rolling in the Deep.

3. Lighters

Eminem and Bruno Mars = EPIC COMBO!

2. Sexy and I Know It

This needs no introduction.

And now you people, get ready for the Number 1 song!

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TA DAM!

JUSTIN BIEBER - MISTLETOE!

Woah woah woah wait wait wait!
Fuck no, I'm just kidding, don't get mad at me first please, :p

So, here's the real NUMBER ONE! ♥

If you haven't listen this song yet, what the fuck are you still reading this, click the play button you dumbasses!

Well, that concludes my list. Musics never die fuck yea!

Christmas is coming soon, hohohohoho!
Take care my friends :D

'' Terrible. ''

-DEM3

(Friends)

End.

Shots!

2011-12-11T21:49:00.005+08:00

RAWR!

Went and watched Hebe's signature concert yesterday at my college.
Seriously, cheap thing no good thing, RM10 for a ticket just to see her tiny ant head from far far away. Also don't know went there do what de -.-

But then we go second round at Beer Factory @ Sunway Giza, and that's the main event of the night.

Had a freaking awesome night though, everyone were dancing and shaking like it's the end of the world.
One of the best night ever, but then when the pain kicks into your head, that's when the fun stops, lol.

Anyways, this week is the last week of this semester, final is near soon and so is Christmas and New Year. Shizzz, now that's life.

Just gonna have fun in both enjoying and studying :)

'' If I ever get Bieber Fever just let the fever kill me. ''

-Evil_Dumbledore

(Twitter)

End.

Heart. Part 7

2011-12-06T23:57:00.004+08:00

I can't see the end.

I just wanna say that, sometimes somethings aren't what you predict to be.
What you don't expect it to happen and it will really happen for you to see.
I'm really not in the mood now.

Sometimes I think that, if you can find a job, that makes you earn fucking shitloads of money, but what you need to do for the job is that your working space are just a small area and you need to work like shit. But the payoff is fucking high, well, will you be happy?
You don't have any friends, your social life sucks shit, you are rich, but what you get?
Can you buy happiness with money? What can you buy?
Lift up your mobile phone and call the hooker-hotline?
You think that can buy you a happiness?
I know this thinking is pretty pointless, but that's just how I feel about things sometimes.

I guess life is like that.
Ups and downs, hot and cold, fuck you life.
You make everything so damn complicated, yet beautiful at the same time.

I treasure the people that I love a lot, I just wanna let them know how I feel sometimes.
:(
I think this whole post is so fucking pointless.

'' None. ''

-None

(None)

End.

Supersonic Heart

2011-12-04T19:51:00.004+08:00

Look at the stars, look at how they shine for you.

Soon the year 2011 will end.
What comes after this year is the marvelous year 2012,
personally 2012 is a very special year based on my opinion because it's just sooo damn powerful that many dumbasses think that it's the year that will end the world, all at once.

Well, the Earth that we are living on will definitely end, but not so soon la dumbasses.
Just because of some stupid calendar then many people think that it's the end of the world, then we human mai not very weak?

But though, if I am there to witness the end of the world, I don't beg for much, I just hope that I can meet her right before the world collapses, lol.

Just kidding la, lol, but seriously, hmmm...

Oh yeah, talk about bad news, this semester's final starts right after Christmas and before New Year I think, what a fucking good way to end this year, damn.

Gotta buckle up :)

'' Kap kong gong mai! ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

End.

Lookey

2011-12-01T21:21:00.003+08:00

Oh my oh my, in a blink of an eye it's December already!
And December is so damn overrated!

最近比较烦!

Indulge yourself in awesomeness!

'' 我要大把大把 guat 7 他的啦! ''
-Zheng Han
(Friend)

End.

W.O.M.M : Roads!

2011-11-25T21:12:00.004+08:00

Da dam da dam!

Hola! It's another W.O.M.M post for you guys to enjoy :D

Today I would like to talk about the transportation systems in Malaysia.
For your information, I am now driving to college everyday so I've learnt a lot about drivings and roads and shits and stuffs.
To be honest, the traffic system in Malaysia is a pile of fucking bullshit.

First let's talk about the drivers.
Kari lembu all selfish like shit.
I don't want say what la, drivers in KL all really no eyes see one. Cut here cut there, honk here honk there, all like rushing to hell or something.
Somemore they are fucking rude and impatient, making me wanna punch them in their faces, like seriously.

Then, TRAFFIC JAM!
Why other countries don't have the issue traffic jam one?
Why Malaysia have such fucked-up tragedy one?
Today I baru jammed while driving to Times Square from Setapak, tell you,
those roads, 不是人走的.

Oh yeah, not to mention those fucking holes on the road.
Walao eh! Government ah, you so many money and so free then spend some of it and go repair those holes la, big like shit, make me when driving need to dodge here dodge there, like playing dodgeball, while on the road.
And when your car ran over one of the holes, BOM!
You sure feel like damn wanna cry one, damn pity the car, they don't deserve all these shits!

Petrol price so high, maintenance fee so high, really making me become sohai already.
GAHHHHHH!

'' Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. ''
-Christopher Llyod a.k.a Doc
(Back to the Future Part 2)

End.

Skill-rex

2011-11-22T10:08:00.003+08:00

Introducing my new favourite artist,

Skrillex!

I don't know about you, but this guy is fuckinggggg AMAZING!
If you're into Electro, Dubstep musics, I think you definitely will know about this guy.
For me, he is seriously way better than Deadmau5, the drops are just freaking insane and mindblowing.

And now I know why Christina Grimmie loves him so much.

His most famous song.

Oh yeah by the way, the ''YES OH MY GOSH'' soundclip in the song is actually taken from this video if you didn't know.

So now, just sit back and enjoy his jaw-dropping musics.

Off-topic:
Later am going to college to have a english debate competition.
Gotta shoot the asses out of my opponents, lol.
Just kiddin', I'm not so bad okay?
:)

More W.O.M.M posts will be posted soon.
Stay tuned and until then,
keep on checking :D

'' And now I'm stuntin' like Gucci Gucci Louis Louis Fendi Fendi Prada. ''
-Kreayshawn
(Gucci Gucci)

End.

F-O-R-E-V-E-R A-L-O-N-E

2011-11-19T23:59:00.003+08:00

I just say what got my attention.

So, Monday am facing the second ME Coursework Test, I did kinda well in the first one, so this one is not really a matter for me because I don't need to be afraid of failing.

The past few days been kinda weird and hard for me, well, something happened though.
And then something happened lagi, its like a thing happened inside another thing,
I guess you can call it thingception.
Very deep right? :P

Well, I've learned that some people around me are actually very important to me,
I think I will be pretty darn sad if I lose them, so I will appreciate them.
Sometimes, you just need to figure it out on your own. :)

Tho' sometimes the truth fucking hurts...
D:

Follow my Twitter:
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi
Sekian, terima kasih.

Last but not least,

I call this song a fuckin' classic.

Conversation of the day,

Lor Yao:'' 我说的只是事实嘛! ''
'' 五十可以吗? ''
-Lim Chan Chung
(Sohai Friend)

End.

Her souls slide away...

2011-11-17T23:09:00.003+08:00

Remember I ranked this song as my most-favourited song of all time in one of my old post?
Link here: http://meandyouforthewin.blogspot.com/2010/10/oh-my-god-not-another-ranking-post.html

Well, guess what, it still tops the spot.
Yes, there may be rocks and sands in a freaking desert, but there's only one Oasis.

I know quite a number of friends that are also a fan of Oasis too, but there's just not enough of them.

If only they can come back and make good musics again,
the world will be a better place.

:)
I think about a lot of things when I'm listening to their songs, it makes me feel better.
I guess I will sing their songs during some of the most-special moments in my life.
I mean it!

'' Twitter keeps going over capacity. Clearly some of you need to get off the computer and lose weight. ''
-Lord_Voldemort7
(Twitter)

End.

那些年

2011-11-14T01:14:00.004+08:00

Those years.

Yeah yeah yeah, shit tons of people've been talking and shouting about this movie recently.
And I've watched it last Friday at Pavillion with my classmates.

Yeah, you're right, it's time for another movie review!

Giddens Ko, also known as 九把刀, revamped his popular-selling novel into a movie and guess what, the outcome is fucking satisfying.

Not long into the movie you will find yourselves laughing into some of the most yellow but yet funny shits that are going on in the movie.

But before that, this movie is strictly for matured audiences only.
Why? Because we all know that Giddens Ko is not any ordinary man, he can be crazy, romantic, gory shits and all sorts of other bizzare stuffs at a same time. And this is why we love him.

Well, if you are his loyal novels' reader, you will notice that some of the lines in the movie were taken directly from his novels, which is good!
It reminds me of a lot of the memorable stuffs from his novel too.

Giddens Ko sure put a lot of his thoughts into his works, he definetely deserves prizes.

The movie, hysterical yet meaningful, is definitely the Chinese Blockbuster of the year, be sure to check it out if you managed to buy the tickets.

Rated: 9/10

'' 请你 sau pei p-l-z! ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

End.

Falling in Reverse

2011-11-08T21:42:00.002+08:00

Yeah yeah yeah I know I've been extremely lazy to blog recently.

Don't know why lar, just feel like doesn't have the force to push me to blog.
Guess I need to sit down and calm calm first, but I definitely won't stop blogging lar, this blog will be alive forever I promise.

Anyway, about me recently.
Well, I now can drive more frequently compare to few months ago already, which is really good. Can go anywhere I want without worrying whether got transport or not. :)

College stuffs still normal as usual. Everyday playing and fooling around with my classmates, ohh, gotta love em', all really nice and dependable friends :D

And I've watched In Time last week with my friends.
Pretty good movie I must say, better than what I had expected.
Yes it's a bit ridiculous but sometimes aren't fictional movies are suppose to be ridiculous?
So I give this one a 7/10.
p/s: Amanda Seyfried changed so much! :O

Eh, sometimes flipping through those old episodes of Gantz and Bleach to read back really fun one lor, brings back a lot of old memories when I was reading them last time.
Why can't they release the episodes more often, wait die me lo!

Here's a quality song.

How come I've missed out such an awesome song for so many years? The original video view count in Youtube is around 31 million views!

So, keep on reading my friends.
And follow my twitter will ya:
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi

'' GLY! FOP! ''
-Zheng Han
(Friend)

End.

Elevates

2011-11-03T23:45:00.003+08:00

Witness the power of Seororo!

3 years ago, there I am,
creating this blog with that crazy ass Jer Jer.

And here am I, in the year 2011, still blogging and blogging and blogging shits and stuffs.
To be honest, blogging has become a part of my life.
When I'm sad, I blog.
When I'm happy, I blog.

I don't know whether many people will often read my blog or not, but the point is, I'm happy when I'm scribbling my thoughts in this blog. So, as my friend said,
''Happy 就好!''
Don't fret, my friends.

Oh yeah, tomorrow IOM test, then after that I think is Karaoke session with my classmates, hope its gonna be a fun day :D

Until then, keep on banging to one of the craziest tune ever.

'' 我不发火他当我是Hello Kitty!?''
-Oh Tsun Yue
(Friend)

End.

Extreme Introduction

2011-10-28T00:00:00.004+08:00

I am not a manga-whore, I read manga just to spend some of my time when I'm bored.
There's this one particular manga that I would like to talk about today.
For me, this can be consider as one of the best manga out there today, even better than Bleach, or Naruto and One Piece, although I didn't read Naruto and One Piece.

It is Gantz.

What is Gantz? What makes this manga so special? Why is it worth-reading? Is this manga really so interesting? Well, I would like to write a review about this manga in this post, hope you enjoy reading this review :)

Gantz started the run during the year 2000, by the author Oku Hiroya.
It took place in Tokyo, any ordinary manga is.

A pair of high-school students, Kei Kurono and Masaru Koto are just having their daily life in this city.
But something unfortunate happened, they are both hit by a train while trying to save a drunken guy that fell into the railroad.
Now this is where the story begins.
As soon as you saw them get hit, their heads flew out and bloods splattered everywhere. From this point onward you know that Gantz is not any ordinary manga, it is truly different and fucking insane, extreme. But after that, they disappeared from the subway-station.

Did they died? They vanished into thin air, what happened to them?
If you wanna know, just read the manga.

In Gantz, the rule of happy-ending doesn't exist at all. It fucks with your mind, your most-favourited character will die anytime. Maybe even the lead characters. You will find yourselves bawling after reading some of the most depressing scenes you could ever find in all those mangas out there. One thing, it's not over-ridiculous too, there is nothing like in Bleach, when you are going to die, some assholes will show up and rescue you. No no no, in here, if you are fucked, yes, you really are fucked.

Yes, this manga is filled with some of the goriest stuffs you can ever see in a manga, but, it also contains a lot of touching, romantic, intense scenes.

Trust me, when you started reading it, you can't stop.
Oku Hiroya is a genius for writing such a manga.
But before that, let me warn you, this manga is not really for those who are looking for some lovey-dovey stuffs in manga, a big NO!
It has a lot of bloods, nude bodies, more bloods, more nude shits, and more more more bloods.
So if you cannot stand these kind of shits, I recommend you not to watch it.

But if you are okay with these stuffs, and you still haven't seen this masterpiece before.
What the fuck are you doing? Go and read it now!
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/gantz/?no_warning=1
Bookmark the link above, and ready to get mindfucked.

Rated: 9.5/10

'' 老鼠开洞sohai征! ''
-Forgot who from 2A8 liao
(Friend)

End

Bring Them Out!

2011-10-25T22:53:00.002+08:00

<3

I know I'm late for a week,
but, they are back,
as POWERFUL as ever.

Apologies to them because I wasn't paying attention to them at all, but now,
I find out that, I'm still a part of them.
A sone, always a sone, forever a sone.
:D

'' Adele - Onion like you. ''
-EvilDumbledore
(Twitter-VegetableSongs)

End.

Vibe RAWR!

2011-10-22T09:45:00.004+08:00

Yeah, that's me x)

Hey people, how are all of you recently?

Today I would like to introduce my new favourite drum and bass band to all of you.
Ladies and gentlemen, they are PENDULUM!

I dare you to listen to their songs without moving and banging your head, it's a hardcore test!
:P

Just wanna share some of their songs to you so that you can have a taste of their dopeness.
Enjoy!

Until then, keep on banging!

'' 你有意见吗现在? ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

End.

Runnin' and Screamin'

2011-10-20T23:21:00.002+08:00

Classic, indeed.

Finally finished English Presentation today,
feels satisfied with my performance.
Can't wait for the two days Deepavali holiday next week.
Thinking about where to go and have fun.
:P

Yeah, I super lazy to blog now,
don't know why, no mood to blog,
stay tuned for my feelings to come back please.
And be sure to follow my Twitter:
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi

I think I am adorable!
:DDDDDD

'' I feel like a hero, and you're my heroine. ''
-Boys Like Girls
(Hero-Heroine)

End.

Watercolour

2011-10-13T09:15:00.002+08:00

DOPE EPIC AWESOME!

Okay okay okay readers,
I know I've been very very lazy lately and really doesn't care about blogging, but here I am,
finally realized that it's time to blog if not really gathers dust already.

Anyway, I'm doing quite well in college.
Always having fun in here and there, eat here eat there, play here play there, lol.
Then next week is the week of my individual English Presentation thingy, can't wait for it,
A lot of people are afraid of this but I think its fun! :D

And I wanna share one awesome movie that is coming out next year.

MUST... WATCH... THIS... *insert (meme) face here*

And I'm playing Soccer Manager, contact me if you wanna play with me :)
That's all for today, follow my Blog or my Twitter to make me become a part of your life,
whoaaa, sounds gay weih :P

'' Twilight? Meh lan lei geh? ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

End.

Short Update :D

2011-10-07T20:29:00.003+08:00

All of the lights.

Hey yoooooo readerssss!
Excuse for my last post, been menstruating for the past few days :P
Anyway, I'm back with full forces la, so don't think that I'm dead and gone kay?

Today actually my classmate Han organized liao exercise plan after class one, but seems like a lot of people also put us aeroplane, -.-
Next time really need people's 100% confirmation only can organize, if not sure macam today one, play a while then balik rumah sudah.

Oh yeah hor, happy belated birthday to Papan Choi Yee and Deon Big Guy,
生日快乐 and hope papan can faster grow bigger and big guy and become even stronger. :p

Will be back soon with another W.O.M.M post, stay tuned!
Before that, songs I recommend to listen for this week:

Evanescene - Going Under
Bruno Mars - It Will Rain
LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It
The Used - Pretty Handsome Awkward

Until then, keep on trolling!

'' Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. ''
-Steve Jobs
(R.I.P)

End.

o-<-<):

2011-10-04T20:42:00.001+08:00

No one understands me, fuck it.
So, I died today,
word.

'' I'm going under, controlling you. ''
-Evanescene
(Going Under)

End.

Octo-fucking-ber

2011-10-01T14:09:00.003+08:00

My 2010 birthday :)

During secondary school, when the year is coming to and end, we all will be very happy because the final holiday is coming soon.
But in college it's different, holiday comes after the end of a semester, and unfortunately, this December we are facing our second final exam.
Cannot play hard rock hard liao,
:(

Anyway,
I love DEM3 :D

Last but not least,
follow my Twitter please: http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi

'' Sometimes we tend to do many things in life, but we often forget about ourselves. ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

End.

I'm Sexy and I Know It

2011-09-28T23:26:00.004+08:00

Oh my gosh!

Well, these few days really keep out non-stop,
really hang kai until crazy already, must buckle up lor,
if not all money will be consumed fully.
:(

And so, today went to Times Square to celebrate Pei Yin Gei Gei's birthday.
Tumpang Wei Hou's car and we traffic jammed the whole way from Setapak to Times Square, damn unlucky, lol!
First we went Neway lo, then Kim Gary for dinner, then went to arcade for a while and back home after that.

Waited Rapid KL with Terence until sot already, when you want the bus to come, they never come, but when you don't want it, they will keep come pop up one, damn sien -.-

And so, this concludes my day.
Last but not least, here's a song for all of you people who thinks that you are so damn sexy.

I work out! Wiggle!

'' I want to have a better body, but I hate working out. ''
-DamnItsTrue
(Twitter)

End.

W.O.M.M : Evolution of Musics

2011-09-25T22:26:00.002+08:00

Listen.

Today I would like to talk about the change and the evolution of musics nowadays.
Many people will say that the 70's and the 80's are arguably the best era of music of all time.
Well, because that I wasn't born so early, so I don't really know about the musics back then.
But I do know that there were really some damn fucking epic songs back then.

I will list out some of them so you guys can go check em' out:
Take On Me, Stairway to Heaven, Don't Stop Me Now, Another Brick In The Wall, and many many more of the hits by Michael Jackson and various famous artists.

Anyway, for me I prefer the musics in the early 2000, those are the best in my opinion.
Remember when Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte were some of the rockest bands out there, I simply love their musics.

But since time is passing, world is changing, many of the artists will try to change their style of musics too.
Thus it created negative effects too. Many of the hardcore fans will feel like this ain't the style of their idol anymore and they will become haters and bitch about it.

Just take a look at artists nowadays.

This is one of the great example. Linkin Park went from their nu-metal style into this sort of pop rock style. Anyway, it's okay for me since they didn't went too far. I still love them.

All the artists try to change their looks and try to catch everyone's attention.
Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj,
they are some crazy bitches. They are sooo fucking crazy but you just can't stop loving them.
For me, their musics are okay too, at least not some Justine Beaver shits lar.

Finally, here's one thing I need to complain about.
The new Lee Hom song 火力全开, for me it's superrrb annoying.
I mean, it's not bad, it's fucking bad.
I'm just saying my opinion lar, this kind of style really not suit Lee Hom, I don't care whether he copied ''Blow'' by Kesha or not, overall it's a really bad and sucky song.
Sighh...

And so it all comes down to one damn true lyrics of one of the song by Travie McCoy and Adam Levine.

'' Because good music can be so hard to find. ''
-Adam Levine and Travie McCoy
(Stereo Hearts)

End.

To Arthur!

2011-09-24T23:00:00.002+08:00

Heyyyy guyss!
Well, yesterday I went to work as one of the crew in the Arthur's Day event at Serdang.
Actually, it's my first time working in this kind of event show so it's been an eye-opening for me at there.

Just cut this short lar, I snake jor my work and went to the front to catch all the performances.
Taio Cruz was just like 10 metres away from me only.
In my opinion, his performance of ''Higher'' is the highlight of the entire night.
Anyway, ended the tiring night with my buddies by suppering outside of my house.

Here are just few of the photos that I took before the show start.

Eh, it's been such a long time since I've posted photos in my blog, hahaha!
Last but not least, can't stop listening to 還是要幸福 by Hebe.
She really changed a lot, super mature already, damn likey her.
:)

Awww, so tired of all these shits.

'' 最后, 人鱼公主还是被放逐了. ''
-Hebe
(還是要幸福)

End.

Heart. Part 6

2011-09-21T12:06:00.001+08:00

So :'(
Just :'(

Sometimes...

'' None. ''
-None
(None)

End.

Best song to listen while you're high...

2011-09-20T20:14:00.001+08:00

And it's a song with dark but interesting lyrics too.
Just google the lyrics and you will know what I mean.

Tomorrow the results of my first semester exam will be out, I super super nervous and anxious now. If all subjects pass, then I can kill pig return god already.

GOD BLESS ME!
:O

'' My thing is this; if I'm sick enough to think it, then I'm sick enough to say it. ''
-Eminem
(Internation Artist)

End.

Another Movie Review

2011-09-18T17:38:00.004+08:00

Well, yesterday went Times Square to celebrate Terence's birthday.

Anyway, let's just cut this short and straight to the point.
Me and my fellow buddies watched Johnny English Reborn yesterday.
And we're lucky that the cinema hall that we are sitting is the newly-built Max Hall in GSC Times Square.
The hall can fit like 400++ people, so fucking huge.

The movie.

First of all, the movie is really funny and hilarious.
But still, most of the laughs are very predictable, either way, I still enjoyed sitting through this comedy flick lead by none other than the funny Rowan Atkinson.

Although we consider this movie to be like those types of ''废'' movie, but if you wanna have a great laugh, this movie is definitely a must for you.

I give it a 7.5/10.

New semester of my college begins tomorrow.
Wish me luck!
And I super takut to see my first sem final results,
hope I can pass it all, if not...
:'(

'' Fred Fuchs! Oh god! Fred Fuchs!? It's Fred Fuchs! ''
-James Rolfe a.k.a The Angry Video Game Nerd
(AVGN-Dracula)

End.

Apollo 18x2=36

2011-09-15T00:58:00.003+08:00

Just another movie-reviewing post of a film that I've watched yesterday with my buddy Yue.

APOLLO 18
First off, before watching I've already received quite many negative feedbacks about this movie.
Well, for me, this movie is quite okay, not bad nor good either.

One thing that I wanna mention is that the scares in this movie are SUPER FUCKING predictable.
You can sense them coming, so the surprise value in this movie is fully gone.
But the plot overall is okay, nothing new though, just two gays called to do some operation on Moon and they got fucked up there.

Anyway, the characters in this movie are kinda dull. Nothing special and no developments from them at all, but still this is what makes this movie good.
Movie like this doesn't need long introductions or shits about the characters, just show them getting freak out in front of cameras will do.

In conclusion, it's a 6/10.
An average horror movie, but I still prefer Quarantine in this kind of cam-style horror movie.
So... :)

Anyway, I wanna watch Nasi Lemak 2.0!
And here's a superb masterpiece by Queen :D

DON'T STOP ME NOW!

'' 我愿化身为石桥, 受五百年风吹, 日晒, 雨打. ''
-杨紫琼 as 细雨
(剑雨)

End.

W.O.M.M : Special Occasions or Festivals

2011-09-13T01:13:00.003+08:00

1:15a.m in the morning and I just finished two Dota games with Yue.

Well, here I am talking about festivals in our country.
When we were young, you all still remember that during those festivals ah, especially Chinese New Year, Mid-Autumn or 冬至 sure very happening one.

I still remember when I was a kid, I used to make a lot of 汤圆 with my family and relatives. We will open a table in the living room at my grandma's house, all sit together in a circle and make tang yuans together along with chatters and laughters.

But now, those heartful scenes can't be seen anymore.
Yesterday was Mid-Autumn Festival.
And what do we get?
DARK STREETS, BLACK HOUSES, EMPTY GARDENS.
Damn!?
Where do all the joyful atmospheres went?
Kena makan oleh UMNO already ah?

Not to mention about CNY too,
last time we used to light a lot of firecrackers and my dad was the one to light em.
But now, light satu firecracker kena saman sekali.
Kana lan eh, life nowadays really ain't as peaceful as the past.

Dear people, including me,
if you wanna keep all these traditions alive,
please don't ruin, let us enjoy our festivals peacefully.
Nilai Moral: Mengekalkan tradisi kekeluargaan.

:(

Anyway, wishes my cousin sister a happy newly-wed life :)

'' Everyone wants to get paid, but no one wants to take their lazy ass to work. ''
-TooFunnyAndReal
(Twitter)

End.

Heart. Part 5

2011-09-08T23:15:00.003+08:00

There's this quote that was made famous by Jer Jer few years ago.
I remembered it became one of the quote of the day in one of my post back then,
but I've decided to share it out again.
Sighh...

'' Girls are one hell of a complicated organism. ''
-JerMin Lee
(Friend)

And guess what,
it's sooo damn true.

End.

Re-fresh

2011-09-06T23:22:00.003+08:00

I see you.

Hey people!
Well, I'm back from the Melaka 3D2N Trip,
and tbh, it's really really fun!
At least I had fun, quite. :)

Been quite lazy to blog for the past few days,
now only decided to get my lazy ass up and write a few things down here.
Anyway, my holiday still has 2 weeks to go, gotta find some place to go and party if not I really will rot in home.

If you wanna see all the photos that we've taken during the trip, just stalk my Facebook profile, you will be able to see all of em since I am tagged in them.

I realized something...

Until then, keep on partayin!!!

'' Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken, but you can still see the crack in that mother fucker's reflection. ''
-Lady Gaga
(International Artist)

End.

Wake me up, when SEPTEMBER ends.

2011-09-01T21:56:00.006+08:00

September.

Well, it's the first day of September!
And guess what, I'm off to Malacca tomorrow for a 3D2N Class Trip!
Gotta have fun!
Not to mention that Semester Break still has a long way to go.

RAWRRRRRRR!!!
Anyway,
I proudly presents the place where I relax the most.
I DotA, I Facebook, I Twitter, I Youtube, I Blogspot, I MSN, all on top of an iron board!
I am soooo fucking hardcore :P

'' Are you suck? ''
-Some random player off Garena
(Garena-Dota)

End.

August 31st

2011-08-31T10:23:00.003+08:00

Google celebrates too :)

Well, just a short post to remind all you of Malaysians out there that today is the official Independence Day of Malaysia.

IMO, Malaysia has the best Merdeka Date ever because August is the first even number month to have 31 days, and they got it on the very last day.

So, let us all shout ''Merdeka!'' for this beautiful country because I have no regret living as a proud Malaysian.

我爱我的国家, 有国才有家, 有家才有我.
:D

'' They see me rollin, they hatin. ''
-Chamillionaire
(Ridin')

End.

W.O.M.M : Customer Services

2011-08-30T22:45:00.003+08:00

Well, I believe most of you people have called those TM Net, DiGi, Astro etc. their customer services before right?

First of all, I think that most of these people are fucking stupid.
They always ask those dumbass questions as if we are only 7 years old and it's our first time using their service.

Come on lar!
Be smart a bit okay?
Below are some common scenarios that happened frequently.

Scenario 1:
I called Astro because suddenly I cant watch any of the channels.

Me: Hello, I wanna ask ah why my channels cannot receive one?
The guy: Sir, can you please check whether your area is not RAINING?
Me: *facepalm*
COME ON LAR DUMBFUCK! IF ME HERE RAINING I ALSO NO NEED CALL YOU AND ASK LA, YOU THINK I FIRST TIME GUNA ASTRO AH?
LEI DOU WEN GET GEH!

Scenario 2:
I called DiGi helpline because I can't receive any messages at all.

Me: Hello, I wanna ask ah why my handphone suddenly cannot receive messages one?
The asshole: Erm Sir, did you tried to on and off your handphone, or remove the sim card and see can work or not?
Me: *facepalm* 2nd time
WALAO EH! YOU THINK I DUMBASS MEH DON'T KNOW REMOVE SIM CARD AH!
NEED TERBALIK I TEACH YOU OR NOT?

Scenario 3:
I called TM Nut because I cannot online and keep on disconnecting.
(p/s: TM NUT FUCKING SUCKS!)

Me: *all those usual stuff la, my internet not working bla bla bla*
The faggot: Ermm, did you try on and off your moderm?
Me: Yeah I tried already.
The faggot: Ohh, then you try to pull your handphone cable direct plug in your moderm.
Wait a minute here, first of all, this line I sure hear everytime when I called TM helpline. Because they know that they are fucking dumb, they can't do shit at all, so they only know ask people to direct plug in phoneline into moderm to cover-up their stupidity.
Me: Ermm, my phone downstairs and my computer upstairs wor, not enough long, but I sure also can't work one.
The faggot: Then ah, we will mark down your call and let the technician know and file a report for you.
See, the typical stuffs. They know they can't do shit, in the end also file a report and my Internet still working. Next time, they should just straightaway file a report for us, no need talk so much on the phone, waste kao my money.

Customer services, ah, pui!

'' Are you talking to me? ''
-WWE Super Stars
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znx9uo8vIoo)

End.

Blog Hard!

2011-08-26T18:57:00.002+08:00

I am just me.

Fuck yeah!
SEMESTER BREAK! 3 WEEKS!
HAVE FUN PEOPLE!

Play safe :D

'' 两巴给你! ''
-Pek Ling
(Friend-Biao Mei)

End.

they hatin'...

2011-08-23T23:07:00.003+08:00

Quantitative Studies,
you're a hard and naive one.
Gotta kill you soon!

YOU WATCH OUT YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Until then, let's spam play Brick By Boring Brick by Paramore!

'' I thought Matta Fair is sell Nikom one? ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

End.

W.O.M.M : Studies and Exams

2011-08-20T22:00:00.003+08:00

I bet each and everyone of you sure encounter the situation below before.
It's something like this:

First you study damn hard for the exam, eg: Sejarah, Science...
Then you and your friends tell each other this will come out that will come out, then compete to memorize that particular section and see who can be the first to say it all out without looking at the book. Or just simply when during discussion with friends, you will say like the five Rukun Negara are bla bla bla bla bla...

But then you entered examination hall, feeling so fucking confident, and flipped open the exam paper. DAMN! ONE SINGLE QUESTION THAT YOU MEMORIZED LIKE SHIT ALSO DIDN'T COME OUT!

That time you can either:
1) Shout out ''Merdeka!''
2) Take out your handphone, play your porn collection with max volume.
3) Draw all over your exam paper to kill time.
4) Act like you're a damn pro and do the exam paper even though you don't know a single shit at all.
5) Sleep.

Anyway, we all sure love to hug buddha's leg during exam.
I mean, who the fuck will study 2 or 3 months before the exam?
By the time the exam is near, you already forgot about all the shits that you've studied.
For me, I've been through UPSR, PMR and SPM.
I only will study up until the very last minute. But miraculously, I survived :O
Especially PMR, I'm dead serious, I didn't even study at all, but still, I made it through.

Morale of the story: Don't study too much, you will stress yourself. Just follow the flow buddy :)

'' Don't play with a girl's heart... she's only got one. Play with her tits... she has two of those. ''
-TooFunnyAndReal
(Twitter)

End.

400

2011-08-19T15:46:00.002+08:00

Fuck yea!

Celebrating the 400th post of my blog.
Super duper happy!
Can't believe I've come to this far,
special thanks to all the supports from my fellow friends especially all the loyal readers throughout all these years.
Without the readers, this blog will be dead by now.

Keep on reading will ya :)

'' Oh lan 炒饭. ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Epic Friend)

End.

Glup Glup Glup

2011-08-14T15:04:00.003+08:00

RAWRRRR!!!

Hey fellow readers!

Lots of things are happening recently.
BWF is on the way, in fact, tonight all the final matches will be up, kinda fascinating isn't it?
Also, the new season of EPL 2011/2012 is undergoing.
Who will be claiming the title in this season?
Of cause it's Manchester United la, who else? :P

And I have to prepare for the first final in my college life, guess I better get ready to flood myself with loads of books and notes and shits, damn I hate this kind of atmosphere -.-
Duhhh... Can't wait to party after the end of exam.

Anyway,
Melaka x A Famosa trip is ON!

'' Wira不是Toyota的meh? ''
-Grayson Cow Wai Quen
(Friend)

End.

Heart. Part 4

2011-08-11T14:26:00.002+08:00

Lust
Greed
Gluttony
Wrath
Envy
Pride
Sloth

Which one is you?

:(
Feels like wanna be free.

Conversation of the day.

Me:'' You go badminton? No eyes see, lol! ''
'' Sure, last time people call me taufik, now they call me datuk lee. ''
Me:'' Taufik!? Taufu is it? ''
'' Ok la, I dowan kua zheong la, actually ppl call me lin dan de la. ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

End.

Kelvin's Top 10 Favourite Animated Films of All-Time

2011-08-07T22:53:00.002+08:00

Okay, gotta skip the epic adventure of my frog mascot post first.
Well, don't you just love it when I make a Top 10 Favourite post?
I know you do :P
If you are not blind, you can definitely read the title right?
Well, when we were all just kids, we surely love to watch cartoon right?
Animated movies are always a big part in my childhood life, even now.
So I've decided to make a tribute to them by writing my Top 10 Favourite list.
Enjoy!

10 How to Train Your Dragon

This sure is an interested entry in this list. And also the newest movie out of all the 9 others.
I just watched this like months ago but there's something about this movie that's got me hooked, well, I must say this is one of my most-favourited Disney animated film.

9 Grave of Fireflies

When I said I will never watch this movie again, I really mean it.
This is one of the most powerful movie that can be put into parallel with Steven Spielberg's Schindler's List. Well, here's my suggestion:
If you want to cry, just watch this movie, trust me, you will bawl.

8 小倩

One of my bittersweet childhood memory. I remembered watching this frequently when I was staying at my grandma's house and never got bored.
I used to be pretty scared by this movie, but now, it was all just beautiful memories :)

7 Finding Nemo

When Finding Nemo came out, it sure does captured a lot of attentions.
It causes a big hype among all the children and also their parents.
For me, it's another masterpiece by Disney again.
Oh wait, I think I need to watch it again, soon.

6 Tonari no Totoro

Your childhood is not complete if you hadn't watched this movie.
I mean, this is like one of the biggest impact in everyone's childhood.
We all still remember that cheerful chant made by those cute little 龙猫 :)
''Di di da, bom bom da!''

5 Toy Story

I remembered getting scared by one of the scene in this movie, the one with all those abandoned toys showing up inside a dark room, lol.
Anyway, what could I say?
The best Disney's animated film, ever.

4 Akira

A very unique animated film I must say.
Dark but yet fucking interesting.
To be honest, Akira has that special thing that will grow in you, watch it and you will know what I mean.

3 Spirited Away 千与千寻

The first time I heard about this movie was when I was like 8 years old.
My family told me about this and they bought it for me.
As usual, I watched it damn fucking frequently when I was staying at my grandma's house.
Hayao Miyazaki, I salute you.

2 Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

Who hasn't watch this movie yet should now get your ass up and watch it now!
The first time I watched it I think was like 2 years ago, and after watching it,
I think a lot. It makes me wanna keep on watching it again and again.
I don't know why, Hayao Miyazaki just got me there.

1 Laputa (Castle In The Sky a.k.a 天空之城)

I shall say that this is the most-watched animated movie during my childhood.
If I'm not mistaken, I rewatched it last year, and all those nostalgic memories just came crushing into my head. Especially when the credits started rolling...
Man, I think I wanna cry now.

Sometimes think back all those beautiful things that we all went through, it's really worth remembering and appreciating. We came all the way until now, I've lived for 18 years, I'm still enjoying every single moment out of it.
:D

'' Jiang de meh? Lei lo! You take care yi dian ah! Pattern la you! Hailat! ''
-Lim Chee Chao

(Friend-Epic One)

End.

Walk Walk See See Jump Jump

2011-08-06T19:20:00.003+08:00

I'm back! With full forces!
Well, maybe not, but it's time to blog something -.-

As you can see,
yesterday I went for a movie session with my classmates in Wangsa Walk.
Naturally I don't give two fucks about Wangsa Walk, which is a crappy shopping mall,
all I care about is to watch the goddamn movie!
LOL! Speaking about movies, damn, I've been watching a lot of movies in cinema recently.
Almost all those blockbusters also kena sapu-ed already, but there's this one that I've been waiting for, yeah, it's finally here!

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

Well, that was such a joy ride yesterday.
It actually surpasses my expectations toward the movie, I'm kinda surprised!
The good thing about this movie is that it's very accessible from beginning until the end, although slight plotholes can be found, but the actings of the character filled up the blanks.
Also, the movie centers a lot around Caesar, the most mother fucking bad-ass chimpanzee that you'll ever seen.
What he did inside the movie will blow your fucking mind off, I'm dead serious!

Although the movie is a little bit fast-paced in the beginning, but it certainly does not spoiled anything in the movie at all.
In conclusion, this movie is way better than Transformers: Dark of the Moon, and for me it's definitely one of the EPIC blockbuster of this year, a must-watch.
I gave it a solid 9/10.

And then,
yesterday night went for a celebration dinner about Vei Hoong and Sik Wei's early birthday celebration.
If you wanna know who went, just click HERE.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
they call me katak-man!

Photo credits to Terence.

Okay, I can answer your questions. That is really me.
And yes, it's fucking hot inside.
And yes, it's a mascot that we made.
And yes, I had fun,
And yes, co-cu day is fun.
And yes, F1 IS THE BEST TEAM OUT OF ALL THE OTHERS!
HELL YES!

I will write more about my epic mascot adventure in my next post,
stay tuned! :)

'' Oi! Respect! ''
-Gerald Gan Hao Shen
(Friend-Sohai One)

End.

对不起谢谢

2011-08-03T10:38:00.002+08:00

I am really sorry for being so lazy to blog nowadays.
I will make it up for you guys soon.
Lol, just a short update.
I'm seriously very very lazy to write something -.-
Waiting for the feel to come...
:)

By the way,
listen to something this awesome will make you guys feel good.

'' 此银无地三百两. ''
-Wen Ting
(Friend)

End.

Triangle

2011-07-30T13:00:00.003+08:00

A million little pieces, I've stolen from you.

Sorry guys,
I've been pretty lazy to blog lately.

So here's a short update to make it up.
Well,
I'M DOING VERY WELL!!!
:D

'' Is this a test? ''
-Chris Evans as Captain America
(Captian America: The First Avenger)

End.

MTV World Staged

2011-07-25T23:28:00.003+08:00

Went to MTV World Stage 2011 Live In Malaysia yesterday.
To be honest, it was suppppperrrrr FUN!
Although I was exhausted, but it's all worthed it!

Me and Emily first met up at KL Central, after that went to Shah Alam by KTM.
Then took taxi to I-City after that.
When we first saw the crowd that was queueing up for the concert, kinda shocked.
Well, actually it's lesser than I've expected since we reached there quite early, just right before the registration start.

The crowd.

After registering, we sat down and wait for the gate to be opened.

After like an hour or so, which was pretty tiring. Finally we can move!!!
After walking into the concert area, it was pretty awesome!
People were already crowding up in front of the stage and we are prepare for all the awesomeness!

The stage.

VJ Utt and Holly.

First performance was by Pop Shuvit.
They did stirred the audiences up very well and tuned up the atmosphere of the whole concert.
Although I only knew one of their song, which is Marabahaya.

Mumbai and Pop Shuvit.

Then we waited for half hour for the performance of B2ST.
Now this is the time when all the crazy fangirls started to scream and shout, lol.
When they came out and sang Shock,
all the people were screaming madly, lol, including the crazy B2ST fangirl beside me, Emily Jia Jia lol!

Beast.

After that we waited for another half hour for the performance of Neon Trees!
All I can say is that their vocalist, Tyler, can sing really fucking well!
They started with Your Surrender and ended with Animal,
which was really fun!
I jumped like a mad guy when they are performing Animal, lol!

Last but not least, it's the highlight of the concert.
The moment I've been waiting for,
30 FUCKING AMAZING SECONDS TO MARS!

Setting up for the last performance.

The performance started with Shannon Leto playing a drum solo.
Damn godlike weih!
Then Tomo and Jared showed up and they started performing Beautiful Lie.
Well, what could I say? It's the best performance of the night.
Especially during their performance of Closer to the Edge, I was super high that time, voice already gone but still wanna scream out loud, damn, they are just too damn awesome.
Now they are officially my most-favorited band of all time, hahahaha!

After that, they encored with Kings & Queens and the concert is officially ended.
Overall I had 100% fun!

MTV WORLD STAGE 2011!

After that Ryan came and fetched me home.
Credits to him for wasting his petrol to fetch me home.
Not to mention we got lost for about 5 times on the way to my house, lol.

Will come back next year if I am given chances!
MTV World Stage 2011, I will miss you! :D

'' What the fuck Malaysia?! ''
-Jared Leto
(Lead Vocalist - 30 Seconds to Mars)

End.

T.G.I.S

2011-07-24T10:37:00.003+08:00

MTV WORLD STAGE! HERE I COME!

As you can see, I really like my brother's job because he always get these free goodies and stuffs.
Thanks to him and now I am going to MTV World Stage later with my classmate.
I can't wait to see 30 Seconds to Mars to perform on stage,
it will be a fucking blast for sure! :O

Anyway, recently my Garena can't work well.
Don't know apa sudah berlaku, it lags during the login screen even inside the lobby.
Lag until can't even click shit, damn dulan so I will be playing UCPro in case if you wanna find me Do-do-do-ta.

Suddenly I thought about Wednesday.
Me and Terence were waiting for bus at Pasar Seni.
When the bus reached, all those kiasu assholes straight away push here push there to stand in front of the bus door and wait for it to open.
Walao eh, I macam sardine kena squeeeeeeeze like shit weih!
Then when the door opened, WALAO!
ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE!
Semua wanna be the first one to go in, macam got prize waiting for them inside there.
Cibai got one Indian Lady straight away push all the people aside, including me, then be the first to go in and straight away ''dit'' her stupid Touch N' Go and find a seat to sit down.
Auntie ah auntie, learn some fucking manners la okay?
Eat some middle finger okay?

Last but not least,
ALEX GOOT IS SO DAMN AWESOME!
(p/s: Click on his name above to indulge yourself in awesomeness.)

'' As you can see, well you know. ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

End.

Viivvvvaaa

2011-07-21T22:31:00.001+08:00

MIND
YOUR
WORDS
.
.
.
.
.
YOU
ASSHOLE!

'' Anyone who points a gun at me dies. Got it? Point a gun at me, you die. ''
-Joichiro Nishi
(Gantz)

End.

Belum cuba belum tau. Sudah cuba hari-hari mau!

2011-07-18T19:47:00.003+08:00

When I feel bored in college, I do planking.

Well, finally finished all the coursework tests I had for this semester, now all that left is the almighty Final Exam, but for now can finally rest for few weeks.

I've been reading Gantz,
a superb addictive manga I must say.
It's dark, gory, violent, romantic and more combined in one.
The storyline is damn nice, one of the best I must say.
The storyline is definitely more unique than Bleach's one.
Already rushed 200 chapters since yesterday, will try to chase up to the newest chapter in a few days.
Read with me too :D

Man, I have nothing to blog for these few days.
Guess no ideas are popping into my head.
Will try to blog something interesting in a few days.
Stay tuned!

'' Hello ah fai ah? ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

End.

Jet-Lag

2011-07-15T00:40:00.004+08:00

Talented as hell.

Guess what peeps?
Imma getting my P License next week.
FINALLY!!!

Just finished English Role-Play today,
all that left is the mighty QS Test next Monday,
gotta try my best during that paper,
then can rest after that :P

Songs Recommended For This Week:
Taking Back Sunday - Faith
Cobra Starship ft. Sabi - You Make Me Feel
The Academy Is... - Everything We Had
T-Pain ft. Chris Brown - The Best Love Song

Good night stalkers!

'' A true friend never gets in your way, unless you happen to be going down. ''
-DamnItsTrue
(Twitter)

End.

Good Luck Kelvin :D

2011-07-11T22:10:00.003+08:00

Last year, I kissed my grandma during her birthday. I did it again this year :)

Tomorrow will be having my first car test.
HOPE I CAN PASS IT IN ONE SHOT!
WISH ME LUCKKKKK :D

Last but not least, Coldplay x Boyce Avenue = AWESOMENESS!!!

Whenever I'm down, Coldplay cheers me up.

'' Hailat. ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(My Friend)

End.

Re-Unite

2011-07-09T22:43:00.007+08:00

The May 13th incident reminded a lot of people about that peace is really hard to achieve in Malaysia.

No matter how hard we try, it's nearly impossible to accomplish our objective.
With all the ignorant and brainwashed bastards around, the Wawasan 2020 slogan is certainly doomed to fail, and after all it's just a decorative slogan for all of us to chant along, but not to achieve.

Today, is history in making.
The gathering of all the #Bersih fellows had made today so much Yellow-ish.
They put in a lot of effort just to make this event happen.
We saw Malays, Chineses and Indians held hands together and march towards all the polices,
with fearless spirits, they fight through all the blockades, with only one objective in their mind,
to have a better government, a better Malaysia.

Whether their job is done or not,
we will all remember today,
where Yellow shines.
And although I didn't go,
I wish I was there.

Gatherers in Petaling Street.

Even with water cannons, they aren't slowed.

Welcome to the black parade.

Tear gas canisters is not even a threat.

Waving our flags.

And after all, where does it leads to?

A simple hand-shaking ceremondy marks the end of a friendly match.

Malaysia ah Malaysia,
no matter what, we are still Malaysians.
Standing tall (Well, maybe not for me since I'm short) and firm.
And after all it's just a peaceful gathering.
No matter what, after this amazing incident,
I hope the bond between our races will be stronger.
Remember, action speaks louder than words.
Don't ever twist the fact.

I salute.

p/s: Credits to all the amazing people for taking all the great photos above and making this happen.

'' People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people. ''
-Hugo Weaving as V
(V for Vendetta)

End.

W.O.M.M : Yellow and Morale

2011-07-08T21:50:00.003+08:00

Second post of the day, and finally it's another post of What's On My Mind :D
The last W.O.M.M post I talked about the attitude of Dota players,
today I'm going to rant about something we all have.
Morality.

One thing I dislike about boarding LRT, both Putra and Star, is that all the passengers got no fucking brain or what-so-ever.
They only care about themselves, which is really really sad.
When the train departs, all the passengers are rushing to board the train, didn't even care about those that want to get down from the train.
They didn't give space to them, and one thing, THEY DIDN'T QUEUE!
Sons of bitches, is it so hard to queue and wait for a train to come?
The middle space is for the passengers who are coming out from the train and both left and right are for queuing, but sadly, all people crammed and queued like sardine fishes, it makes me feel so mad.

Let's talk about another hot topic.
Yeah yeah yeah, it's the Yellow #Bersih thingy.
For me, both sides also got wrong la.
But that video about the polices tangkap the people de, that one really super dumb.
Just because they doesn't has any excuse to catch people, they anyhow came up with an idea and said that ''Bersih is an illegal word'', the idea alone makes them look so dumb.
Anyway, I think the riot thingy is kinda over.
That causes a lot of unwanted troubles for all the people living in KL Seaty.
The road block thingy, damn, although I didn't drive car, but I damn pity all the drivers out there, tonight and tomorrow will be a fucking harsh day for all of em.

Oh well, that concludes this post up.
Just keep following Blog or my Twitter to acquire further updates from me.
Thanks for reading :)
Take care everyone and drive safely!!!

'' Face down, Ass up. That's the way I like to..... Tie my shoes. ''
-TooFunnyAndReal
(Twitter)

End.

derp derp

2011-07-08T06:56:00.003+08:00

Crossing paths.

These few days really beh tahan.
Almost can't get enough sleep, must early early wake up to attend college.
Well, it's 7am now!
Later got IA Test, which is troubling all of my classmates,
I will try my best to pass it, I hope.

Anyway, yesterday night me and Wai Quen went to Ah Boon Wen Ting's house alongside with Pek Ling to see her house.
Since my father let me rent house already, I mai went her house survey survey lo.
Not bad la her house, I think can fit in 8 people gua, lol!
Then 4 of us said wan study IA, then keep chat chat chat chat chat chat,
chatted for around 2 hours also only studied a bit, so me and Wai Quen decided to go home.

Well, that's basically what I did for yesterday.
Yeah, we all realized that our class has so damn many gossips spreading around, lol.

'' Everyone in Marvin's Room while Rick Ross in Marvin's Kitchen. ''
-TooFunnyAndReal
(Twitter)

End.

Slip and Sleep

2011-07-05T21:04:00.003+08:00

I got to breath.

Uncle ah, don't simply talk cock please lar?
You said that I don't want, wtf?!
Is actually you don't want lo, okay?
Don't simply put the lame blame on me okay?
我不吃这套的!
Kan nin nia!

Anyway,
today many of the TBR roadside stalls kena demolished by DBKL.
Such a sad scene indeed.
Many students surrounded the area and watched all the stalls destroyed by the heavy trucks.
Haaaiz, dim gai wor?

Me and Terence went to Petaling Street to search for the famous Beef Noodle.
And thank god we found it after asking several people about the location.
The noodle tasted really nice weih!
Worthed all the effort :)

Last but not least, my dad finally allowed me to rent a house near my college.
Whoooaaa! Freaking good news!
Damn happy! Going for house-hunting soon, muahahahaha :D

'' How to spell Thursday? ''
-Sik Wei
(Friend)

End.

The wind blows in July

2011-07-03T15:50:00.002+08:00

Remember this?

Not really feeling well right now.
Feels like vomitting...

Anyway, I hope my dad will change his mind.
I really hope :(

By the way, anyone agree with me that Kesha is a fucking annoying bitch?
I damn hate her voice, she can't sing for shit!!!

Well, just a short update because I abandoned my blog for like 5 days.
Gomenasai!

'' Seriously, who kills a rooster to wear their feathers? How is that fashion? Think of the cocks, people! Save the cocks! Wait... ''
-LordVoldemort7
(Twitter)

End.

Robots and Aliens

2011-06-28T23:05:00.005+08:00

Today after college went for relax sport time with my colleagues.
It's was superbly fun, we ping-ponged and badmintoned, and was tired as fuck.
But then gotta rush home because my mom called and said that my brother got his hands on premiere tickets of TF3.

Big thanks to my brother for getting Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon premiere tickets.
Just finished watching it at 1Utama with my parents.
As you can see, it's my first time getting my ass seated in a premiere showing, so it's pretty high for me.
But, my expectations for this movie is not so high...
Anyway, let's move on to the review part.

The tickets.

Back view.

Hmmm, before this, I would like to revote two of the former Transformers movies.

Transformers 1, I would give that a 8.5/10.
The special effects are fucking awesome, but it just lacks of something, the plot, just simply sucks. A proof that all Michael Bay does is to focus on his special effects, not the storyline.

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, that would be 6/10.
The special effects and all the awesome actions scenes are once again well doned. But other than that, all other things about this movie is plain shit. Michael Bay didn't give full explanations about the other things, great special effects doesn't mean everything, Michael, take a look at Avatar, good special effects with good story-telling.

Okay okay, now let's back to the review of the third installment in the Transformers series.

Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon

First of all, the new girl is kinda annoying for me. Yeah she's hot, but her acting is still not matured yet. Another eye-candy in the movie to satisfy all the male watchers.

Another good thing is almost all the previous actors are back, it's good to see all of them back together. They also added in Patrick Dempsey and John Malkovich, which is pretty cool too.

Now for the special effects part, it's simply mindblowing and stunning.
Possibly the best special effects in a movie that I've seen. All the action scenes are well did.

Here comes the frustrating parts. Why are there always so many plotholes and flaws in a Transformers movie? Michael Bay focuses too much on his special effects he just forgotten about the main purpose of a movie.
Michael Bay didn't give us full explanations about all the little things.
Especially during the end.

And so, if you are a action-jerky guy that feels like wanna enjoy an exciting ride, this movie will be freaking good or you.
But if you are looking for some twists and turns and drama stuffs, sorry, you are in the wrong place.

I cannot give this movie a low rating because the special effects are just too damn awesome, so this deserves a 7.5/10.

I'm sorry but that's as high as I can go, Fast Five is still better than this.
Well, once again that's the end of my movie review.

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'' Friday is forever, we should be together, so come on come on, don't you say never. ''
-We The Kings
(Friday Is Forever)

End.

All The Spirits He Saw

2011-06-27T19:49:00.004+08:00

Random.

August 2011, a mangaka named Tite Kubo started a manga series that will forever changed the world.
BLEACH!

Well, to be honest, I am not a manga-addicted-nerd.
I just sort-of watch the anime series or read the manga as a casual hobby.
I still remember, the first anime series that I ever chase is Hunter X Hunter, which was pretty awesome back then. But then I stopped after it gets boring.

Around Form 1 I think, I started to make contact with Bleach.
I have to make it clear first, I never watch Naruto or One Piece, I just don't want to chase so many series at a time because it will be very tiresome. And so I decided to become a Bleach maniac.

Basically it's a story about a high-school student that can see spirits in his daily life, and then bla bla bla, and so bla bla bla, and in conclusion, bla bla bla.
Ermm, pretty complicated and long, if you haven't watch it or even heard of it before, I suggest you should try it out now!
And so if you don't wanna read about spoilers, avoid reading the part below, thank you.

Well, as a Bleach fan, I would like to state out something that I felt funny about the story.

1. Who is actually Kisuke Urahara? I mean, that asshole is super strange weird. Yeah he may be a good person, but in my opinion, he is up to something. And I think the final twist is that, he may be the main antagonist out of all!

2. You know the stupid cliche of all the movies? When someone is going to die, some other asshole will show up and save that someone who is going to die. I mean, can they come out with a better idea instead of just keep saving and saving and saving all the time? WHY CAN'T THEY JUST FUCKING DIE? Like Ichigo almost faced this kind of situation already 10 times, but all 10 times he also got saved before he got kill, damn, I hope they can fix this dumbass cliche.

3. Ohhh, locking Aizen up for don't know how many fucking years? I don't think that will work, sooner or later he will fucking pop out from the stupid seal thingy and start fucking up things again. But here's the thing, we still doesn't know about Aizen's past, well, let's just wait and see, maybe there will be an extremely big ass twist at the end.

4. Okay I gotta admit the Fullbring Arc is kinda cool, but, doesn't that remind you of something? Yeah you are fucking right! It's the Vizard Arc! What a shidload of bullshits!
It's just like Tite ran out of ideas, he just recycled his old idea and kinda modified it to make it into another storyline. Same old story, a bunch of assholes trying to teach Ichigo to learn new things, and gives him training, awwww, all the same old shits.

5. Ichigo becoming Tron in his final form of Fullbring? FUCK ME!!!!!!!!! BLEACH X TRON?!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?

6. One thing that puzzles me is the Vasto Lorde bullshit. So if Starkk, Halibel, Barragan, Ulquiorra and Nnoitra are Vasto Lorde a.k.a the strongest form out of all Hollows, that means all the Vasto Lorde were already wiped out? I thought they said that only a few numbers of Vasto Lorde can bring disaster to Soul Society? WHY NOW THEY ARE SO FUCKING WEAK AS FUCK? I hope Tite gives us explanations about this bullshit.

7. Why must Orihime has big boobs? Damn -.-

8. Oh yeah! The fillers in the anime series fucking sucks. They are way too long and way too boring at times. That's why I stopped watching anime and started to read manga because it is way faster.

9. Where are all the Vizards now? All gone? Especially Kensei! He's one of the coolest Vizard, why no give us his whereabouts? Did he just fucking disappear after the fight with Wonderweiss?

Urghhh well, I think I kinda got overboard. I was just exaggerating actually lol.
But still, it's hella awesome anime/manga!
Way to go Bleach :)

'' 我就来吊到他看不到路走的啦! ''
-Ooi Kean Meng
(My Dad)

End.

First Class

2011-06-26T00:41:00.004+08:00

Well, it's already past twelve, so it's Sunday today!

Yesterday afternoon went for a movie session with LCC and Lor Yao.
We couldn't decide between X-Men and Green Lantern, but in the end we picked X-Men since almost everyone said that its pretty darn nice.

And to be honest, it's really good!

X-Men: First Class
Well, we watched it at SPARK MBO.
The movie overall is interesting and unpredictable.
As the story progresses, I started to think that ''Whoa, this movie is soo darn good!''
No joking! X-Men series is just keeps getting better!

Michael Fassbender, the guy who plays Magneto is simply stunning.
He is sooo bad that it makes you like him.

The story is set in the nuclear warfare around the 60's between America and Russia.
The suspense is there and the movie overall is very accessible.
It's a 9/10.

Yeah yeah, I know it's kinda late that I review this movie, that's because I don't have the chance to watch it earlier. Next target: Green Lantern

Next post I'm gonna talk about Bleach.
Keep on reading! :D

'' Kim Kardashian's booty is so nice and big, I wanna crawl between her ass cheeks, set up a tent, light up a fire and live there forever. ''
-Timothy De La Ghetto
(Youtube: Kim Kardashian's Booty...)

End.

W.O.M.M : DotA's Attitude

2011-06-23T17:36:00.002+08:00

Warning!
The following content is not for those who are immature because it contains constant swearing, maturity and shitloads of swearing again.
Viewer discretion is advised.

Hello fellow readers!
Today I would like to talk about Dota players.
Why? Because they are really fun to talk about.

Seriously, most Dota players are so damn fucking rude, so fucking brainless, so fucking immature and ermmm... What else ah?
If you stepped into the lobby of Garena,
most of the time you will see:
''Cibai noob host, mahai leaver!''
''Lan jiao leaver, later kick him!''
''Mahai you noob la!''
''Sohai host leave game!''
''Cina b@b1!!! Melayu b@b1!!!''
And the list goes on and on and on and on...

And to be honest, I also behave like that when I'm really mad.
A simple Dota game can cause arguments, by arguments I mean the really big arguments, that can even evolve into fights and stuffs.
And some of the immature acts include:
''You live where mahai? Give me your address!''
''Give me your phone number, come lets meet up!''
''If I see you real person ah I sure fuck kao you up!''

This is based on my personal experience la,
I started Dotaing when I was like 12, (I'm still a noob now)
I've seen countless arguments and fights in cyber cafe just because of a single Dota game.
But don't know why, when Dotaing, you will feel like you are really in the game.
If your friends made a single mistake, you will go apeshit and start fucking around, slamming table, punching the wall, eating a condom, and... Eh wait.... Lol, I won't do that :P

And so, Dota is addictive, but it's also a dangerous drug.
Once you kena drugged by it, you are fucked.
Play safe :)

'' Surprise sex is the best unless you in prison. ''
-CrazyassMadea
(Twitter)

End.

Days Months Years

2011-06-22T12:02:00.007+08:00

BAD MEETS EVIL!

It's Wednesday!
And it's almost the end of June.
So fast sudah July already,
few more months then sudah 2012 liao.
You know people are funny when they say,
"Time passes so fast, it's like a year in a blink of an eye,''
Lol, one of the most overused sentence ever.
When we taking exam or doing something that we dislike,
we will say time passes so slow one? Wtf oh!?
But when A FUCKING YEAR had passed, we will all say why time passes just like in a blink of an eye.
I think we should come up with a better metaphor instead of using that sentence again.
:)

Oh yeah, my son Meng Kit is back from USA!
Welcome home son!
Am going to meet him soon I think, lol.
Damn, he sure get a lot of chicks at USA I think :P

Songs recommended for this week:
Edison Chen - Salute
YUI - Never Say Die
Lady Gaga - Hair

Well, off to college.
Keep on reading :)

'' I fail in dota, you fail in life. You wait sleep under bridge la! ''
-Sik Wei
(Friend)

End.

W.O.M.M : Bittersweet Childhood and Deja-Vu

2011-06-20T19:30:00.004+08:00

Kawan-kawan.

Welcome to the first episode of What's On My Mind.
Basically every of this post I will write about what flashes through my mind recently and things that I wanna share my thoughts with you readers.
Enjoy! :D
Copyright reserved, Kelvin Ooi.

Well, don't we all remember when wewere small, we always wanna tell people who are older than us about what we are thinking, but those older people (Example: Parents, Brothers, Grandparents) just don't wanna give a damn to us because we are too small and still think that we don't know about the world?

Well, isn't that kinda hurt when you are like telling something that you think is exciting but they just ignored the shit out of you?
Yeah, I bet you all experienced that too when you all are young.
Well now go and play the song We'll Be Alright by Travie McCoy if you feel the pain, lol.

And also, do you ever experienced something that is deja-vu-ish?
I mean, you did something, and then you suddenly have that scene jumps in your mind, and then you started thinking:
Wait a minute, isn't I did this somewhere before?
Then you will go into this deep-thinking condition.
You keep on trying to remember when did I saw this scene before.
And then you will convince yourselves that by thinking that you dreamnt about it.
Dreamnt about it huh?
Isn't that just plain weird?
You dreamnt about something that you are going to do in the next few hours of days?
Hmm... I guess Freddy Krueger must be pretty free then.

Well, back to my life.
Sat for QS Test today, pretty much flunked it, lol.
Then today ME class cancelled during last minute, so we all went home after that.

And I'm back to BLEACH-reading again,
gotta mangafox now!
Stay tuned for my next update.
Kindly follow my Twitter too:
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi

'' Nicki Minaj I wanna my stick my penis in your anus. ''
-Eminem
(Fast Lane)

End.

Salute!

2011-06-18T22:47:00.002+08:00

Baru balik dari a whole day outing.

Yesterday went Pepsi's house to celebrate his early-birthday-party.
Well, shitloads of people gave face and attended his party, really crowded and had loads of fun there too.
After that we next round at BlitZone.
Overall a fun day yesterday.

Then today went to Mid Valley with LCC, Siew Fai, Nicholas, Choi Yee and Rachel.
Well, we planned to watch movie but turned out almost all the movies we want to watch are fully booked. Damn, then we damn fucking bored at there, nothing do at all.
Especially me and Siew Fai lol!

Then tadi went to Kajang for my cousin sister's baby daughter birthday party.
She's super cute la weih!

Well, that's what I did for these 2 days.
Monday got QS Test, I'm fucked, so hard.

'' Soldiers salute! Family salute! C.L.O.T.C.M.D salute! ''
-Edison Chen
(Salute)

End.

Candles

2011-06-15T20:29:00.003+08:00

I'm infected with Becca Fever < 3

Hello readers!
Well, just finished HE Test today and I got 17 questions out of 20 correct!
So darn happy la weih!

Anyway,
party party party this weekend!
Friday at someone's house for his birthday party (He chosed to stay low profile).
Saturday celebrate birthday party for my little baby cousin.

And one thing,
why is everyone stopped blogging?
Like, W-T-F!?
Come on bloggers, keep the blogging spirit alive forever!

If you ask me what is the big hit for this year?
My answer will be:
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night
Bad Meets Evil ft. Bruno Mars - Lighters

What a pair of good songs to fuck 2011 up.

'' It's a sky full of lighters. ''
-Bruno Mars
(Lighters)

End.

I Love Fridaysssss

2011-06-13T21:19:00.004+08:00

E.P.I.C

Yeah! Rebecca Black is featured in Katy Perry's newest music video!
And to be honest, I can't stop watching it because of Rebecca, she's just too damn beautiful and cute!
Not to mention that Katy Perry looks adorable in the music video too with that nerdy look.

Well, this shows that Rebecca is a strong-hearted and happy-go-lucky girl.
With all those jealous haters surrounding her, she still can be so lively and try to forget all those bad things.
If give me ah, I sure cry everyday because of all the disgusting comments.

Rebecca Black, you have my support forever :D

Anyway, finished my ME test today.
Feels really nervous before the test, my heart felt like kena pressed by a stone or something. Even felt like vomitting because of all the pressure.
But fortunately, I finished the test flawlessly and me teacher told me that I had passed.
Whew! Felt so damn good! Hurraaaay!!!!
Now have to deal with QS test next week, FUCK! LOL

Last but not least, congratulations to Rebecca Black for reaching 300,000 followers in her Twitter account!

Songs recommended for this week:
The Prodigy - Omen
Lil' Wayne - How To Love
Plain White T's - Boomerang
Don Omar ft. Lucenzo - Danza Kuduro
Panic At The Disco! - New Perspective

See ya guys in my next post!
Be sure to click Like or Follow my blog if you find the stuffs that I wrote are interesting :)

'' Bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes, bacon stripes. ''
-Epic Meal Time
(Super Awesome Youtube Channel)

End.

R.E.A.L

2011-06-12T23:52:00.004+08:00

It's not easy, to be me.

Tomorrow coursework test for ME,
wish me luck!
:(

Just back from a yumcha session with Bill and Hui Wen at Wings Cafe.
Pretty fun though, and Hui Wen really changed a lot, haha!

Hereby wanna take this chance to say thank you to Jiun How as he is a regular reader of my blog, million thanks to you!
I need more people like this, to follow my blog :p

Almost 3 years, yeah this blog had been through a lot.
And I fucking love my blog.
;)

'' I still remember the time that I was whacking slimes and snails in Maple Story many years ago. Well, THAT WASTED A LOT OF MY PRECIOUS TIME! ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

End.

AD MY ASS!

2011-06-10T17:37:00.002+08:00

Hello fellow readers, how are you all doing?
I'm quite okay, except that there's this crazy perasan bitch who is super annoying in my college!!!

Anyway, there's this super ridiculous commercial that I've watched yesterday while inside Rapid KL, the Media Asia TV I guess...

The ad is about vandalism.
Okay, first of all, what could go wrong in a vandalism ad right?
But you just wait till I describe this shit.

First of all there's this woman bleeding inside a house.
I don't really know why she's bleeding, because I wasn't really concentrate on watching it.
I don't know lar, her neck is bleeding, her vagina is bleeding also.
At first I thought she cut herself, means she's committing suicide, but then when I saw her lower part is bleeding too, I thought she's menstruating.
Either way, that woman is really suffering.
And then they show her daughter calling 999 for ambulance.

Here's the funny part.
So a lady on the line answered the call, and then quickly direct an ambulance car to go and rescue the dying bitch.
You may think, what does this has to do with vandalism right?
Here is it, all the street signs, you know, the one with Jalan Pukimak, Jalan Chow Kit that type of street signs, were covered with papers.
Ermm, those sex toy, loansharks, penis pill, massage papers...

And so, the ambulance couldn't find the street and house that the dying woman is living in!
WHOA WHOA WHOA! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

They doesn't have GPS!? They have to fully rely on road signs to locate their destinations?
Then as the commercial progresses, all the street signs are covered with papers, the ambulance car are damn anxious and they couldn't find the house. And then the woman is dying, and the lady on the line is also fucking nervous.

And now you may be thinking, does the woman die?
Conclusion, YES!!!!

By the time the ambulance finally located the house, the woman died!
Her daughter is crying!
And then it's the end of the commercial,
and the morale of the commercial is:
''STOP VANDALISM!''

It's the first vandalism ad that I've ever seen in my life, and to be frank, if there's a second one, I don't really wanna watch it, lol.
They failed hard...

'' This game is shit! It fucks you harder than life! ''
-James Rolfe a.k.a Angry Video Game Nerd
(Deadly Towers)

End.

Pretty Eyes

2011-06-08T23:26:00.004+08:00

Camwhoring, muahahahahah!

Hmm, if you ask me how's my college life?
I will say, so so lor!

Terence asked me to finish up one part of the HE Assignment by Friday, it's so easy lar, confirm can do it lar, but I a bit lazy now, lol!

And then, that day after college all of us went for lunch.
I ordered this sambal fried rice, so damn gigantic.

LOOK AT IT!
Walao, it's almost made for 3 person. But believe it or not, it only costs me RM4.50 :O
Now that's what you call ''Do Business''
:P

To celebrate my Twitter for reaching 1,000 tweets, follow me! LOL!
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi

Tomorrow 2:30pm class, good night world!

'' Everything's so fucking green. ''
-Uncle Alfie
(Death At A Funeral)

End.

Epicness

2011-06-06T22:40:00.005+08:00

OH MY GOSH!

Just wanna introduce you guys to an awesome channel I just discovered one week ago.

EPIC MEAL TIME
Click on the link above to watch all their awesome videos.
I can't believe they are so damn creative by combining so damn many meats and shits into making a fucking huge meat meal.
I guess that's why they call themselves. EPIC MEAL TIME!

Tomorrow after class will be discussing our IA Assignments,
speaking of assignments, all of us also haven't done the HE one.
We all really don't want to give a fuck about it. Guess we gonna start doing it soon before the deadline is closing in.

Songs that I recommend for this week:
Avril Lavigne - Smile
Coldplay - Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall
Alex Goot - Pretty Eyes
We The Kings - Friday Is Forever
Cali Swag District - Teach Me How To Dougie
Chester See & Ryan Higa & Kev Jumba - Nice Guys

Keep reading :)

'' Next time, we eat medicine balls. ''
-Epic Meal Time
(Maximum Protein Experience)

End.

Song that reminds...

2011-06-04T22:49:00.003+08:00

We'll write a song
that turns out the lights
when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
don't waste your time
speed up your breathing
just close your eyes
we'll hope it's not for nothing at all

Soft kiss and wine what a pretty friend of mine
we're finally intertwined
nervous and shy for the moment we will come
alive tonight

We'll write a song
that turns out the lights
when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
don't waste your time
speed up your breathing
just close your eyes
we'll hope it's not for nothing at all

lay down be still
don't worry talk they will
i'll be loving you until
morning's first light
breaks tomorrow
i'll take care of you tonight

secret valentine

We'll write a song
that turns out the lights
when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
don't waste your time
speed up your breathing
just close your eyes
we'll hope it's not for nothing at all

when guilt fills your head
brush off rise up from the dead
this is the moment that we
will come alive
brace yourself for love
sweet love, secret love.

We'll write a song
that turns out the lights
when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
don't waste your time
speed up your breathing
just close your eyes
we'll hope it's not for nothing at all

Such nostalgic song, and still so damn amazing after 4 years.

Well, today went for my first car lesson.
It's my first time driving a car, felt pretty nervous at first, after that it gets a little bit better and more comfortable.
The only thing I always made mistake is when you started moving your car after you've braked or stopped it. The time when you need to like balance your crush and your acceleration pedal, damn hard and I keep failed.
Guess I need more practice :(

Anyway, my dad went for a vacation at Thailand and my brother is busy at work.
So these 2 days I will be accompanying my mother.
And so today after my car lesson, my mum and I went for brunch at Shabu-Shabu.
Ate till my stomach explodes -.-

Tomorrow is Sunday, boring day again...
Just a short update, here's my Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi
Just follow my Twitter if you wanna stalk me :p

'' We'll write a song, that turns out the light, when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside. ''
-We The Kings
(Secret Valentine)

End.

Return of the FAST

2011-05-31T21:31:00.003+08:00

Hey peeps, as promised, here's the movie review for the action blockbuster, Fast Five.

Sunday night went to watch this with my parents at IOI Mall.
But before that, IOI Mall's seats really fucking sucks, just saying :)

First of all, I can really say that this movie is out of my expectation.
Based on my opinion, this is the best out of all the other Fast and Furious movies.
I was damn impressed by the movie.

Ermm, the action is there. And then all the actors are back, but Ludacris really bomb dou me.
I thought he was all like ''When I was 13, I had my first love.''
But now, he is racing a car in a movie, damn, he somehow irritates me lol.

Anyway, other than that the movie overall is fucking awesome and epic.
Starting scene is good, the last chase scene is even adrenaline-pumping.
You got loads of police cars chasing them, and they are wrecking the shit out of the streets of Brazil.
Damn, so damn epic-ish lol!

Not to mention that the Braga's Girl, Gal Gadot is back in this sequel, which I really love, lol!
Jordana Brewster is hot too!
Two and a half hour of action-packed, chicks-jammed, boobies-bouncing movie, this deserves a 9/10.

Okay, just be sure to sit through the end of the credits after the movie had ended, big surprise ahead!

Tomorrow and Thursday also no need go college!
YAYYYYYY! 2 DAYS OF HOLIDAY! :D

'' It's better if you don't understand. ''
-Bruno Mars
(Famous Artist)

End.

Toot Toot

2011-05-30T00:28:00.002+08:00

Just a very very very very short update.

Well, just went and watched Fast Five with my parents,
will make a review out of this movie in my next post.

Then yesterday went for the final match.
Watch till me and Yue damn sad.
MU damn kesian :(

And we 7:30am reached home, lol!
So yue slept at my house for the night.
Eh, not night, for the morning :p

Anyway, stay tuned for my next post!
And follow my Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi

'' Don't bother paying your bills this month. The world is ending tomorrow anyways... ''
-Ray William Johnson
(Famous Youtuber)

End.

Kelvin's Favourite Top 10 GOALS of All-Time

2011-05-26T23:14:00.002+08:00

Last year I made a post about my favourite Top 10 NBA Plays.
And now finally I've decided to make another one, but this one's about my favourite Top 10 Goals of All-Time.

My fellow readers, sit back and enjoy all these amazing goals!
Based on Kelvin Ooi's point of view.

10 Ronaldinho's Top Corner

Hmmm...

9 David Beckham's Famous Half Field Goal

The goal that puts him into fame.

8 Van Persie's Wondergoal

I remember watching this live. Although I'm not a fan of Arsenal, but that goal made me so high!

7 Wayne Rooney's Everton Debut Against Arsenal

Remember the name, Wayne Rooney!

6Roberto Carlos Amazing Curving Free Kick

Speechless.

5 Paulo Di Canio's Fucking Amazing Volley

I remember watching this live, I was still a kid. That was some sick shit.

4 Roberto Carlos' Impossible Goal

God knows what just happened?!

3 Maradona's Best Goal

They call this the Goal of the Century.

2 Dennis Bergkamp's Magic

Best footwork.

1 Rivaldo's Last Minute Bicycle Kick

This will be the best bicycle kick of all time.

And this will be the end of my post.
Kindly follow my blog for more updates and if you find this post interesting to read, don't forget to click Like at the bottom of this post.

Tomorrow gotta wake up at 7 for college.
Good night world!

'' Definition of Twilight: A depressed girl who can't decide if she wants a dog or a dead guy. ''
-Idillionaire
(Twitter)

End.

You :)

2011-05-24T21:22:00.004+08:00

Taken by my new cousin brother, Greyson Kow!

In a blink of an eye, it's Tuesday already!

Well, I'm still attending college (every weekdays) as usual.
And I'm really bored taking LRT everyday...
All the things will be different if I have... A CAR!
:p

Anyway, here's a lovely song by Train.

My feel-like-wanna-do lists:
-I wanna watch Tron Legacy again.
-I wanna finish the nostalgic Kingdom Hearts 2 again.
-I wanna make a game review about Kingdom Hearts 2.
-I wanna get my P License now.
-I wanna I wanna I wanna touch you, you wanna touch me too, everyday...
Eh, that one is song SONG LYRICS LAR!

So, just a short update.
Please follow my blog or my twitter to keep up with my life.
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi

'' Fuck you but I forgive you! ''
-Wai Quen
(Friend)

End.

Words of Wisdom

2011-05-20T19:29:00.002+08:00

If you love someone, then make your mind to understand him/her.

College is quite tiresome actually.
I just made Rapidpass with LCC and Terence today at Pasar Seni Station.

Our tutor for Accounting is actually a very very cute and funny lady.
She adds word like ''lor'' at the end of her sentence to cheer up the class.
That reminds me off Chao's ''Lei lor'' quote.
Anyway, we need more tutors like her so we will be more excited about attending classes, not always thinking about VERY SIEN VERY SIEN VERY SIEN!
Like that sure die lo.

Anyway, here's something that I wanna say.
This is what I think about Rebecca Black:

Okay, so last time I was a hater. I hated her because she sang a very bad song.
But after watching a video of her being interview by a news channel.
My view towards her totally changed.

The interviewer asked her whether she feel sad because of all the hate comments?
She said she cried after watching all these hateful comments,
some even asks her to cut herself and die.
Then her mother also stated that she is really sad and angry too because of those comments and haters.

After that, I am no longer a hater of her.
I'm dead serious here.
Here's what I think.

Friday's lyrics are really meaningless, but it's 2011 now,
all the POP songs' lyrics are equally meaningless too, so what's the deal of having a song with meaningless lyrics?
And to me, Friday is a catchy song.
Look at the current music industry, all the pop songs, if they are catchy, they totally steal the spotlight of the teenagers nowadays.

IF YOU WAN TO SHINE AS A MUSIC ARTIST, JUST MAKE A GODDAMN CATCHY SONG WITH MEANINGLESS LYRICS, THEN THERE YOU GO.

That's the formula of being a successful pop artist.

So now, I'm not a hater or her.
I am quite a supporter of Rebecca Black actually.

Based on my point of view, there are only two reason why people hate on her:
1) You watched the video, read the comments. You saw many hate comments, and so you become a lifeless copycat and join in the haters category.
2) You are jealous because she's famous than you.

That's all I have to say, here's a superb fucking amazing music video to put an end on this post.

30 Seconds To Mars is disbanding soon, sob sob.
Such a great band, all their music videos are epic too.
A big loss to the music industry. :(

'' And I approve this message. ''
-Ray William Johnson
(Famous Youtuber)

End.

Guess

2011-05-18T21:45:00.004+08:00

Well, here's a simple question for you guys.
I know many of you listen to rock band musics,
but actually did you know the lead singer's name of each and every rock bands?
Hehehe, here's a test for you guys!

Now try to answer what is the singer's name and which band he/she is in!
See how many you get correct WITHOUT using Google Search :)

Number 1

Number 2

Number 3

Number 4

Number 5

Number 6

Number 7

Number 8

Number 9

Number 10

Okay, so now it's time to check your answers and see how many you got it right!
Scroll down :)

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1: Jared Leto from 30 Seconds to Mars

2: Hayley Williams from Paramore

3: Martin Johnson from Boys Like Girls

4: Cassadee Pope from Hey Monday

5: Joel Madden from Good Charlotte

6: Matthew Bellamy from Muse

7: Pierre Bouvier from Simple Plan

8: Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevenfold

9: Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance

10: Chester Bennington from Linkin Park

Well, how many have you got it right?
If you are not shy, let me know in the chatbox on the right >>>>
:D

Anyway, here's some updates about the recent me.
I'm doing well in college, made quite a few new and friendly friends.
The only thing that kinda annoys me is the transportation to college.
Everyday LRT LRT, damn bored already.
I hope my dad will keep his words lol.

Today our English Lecturer asked us to write a short essay about our opinions and perceptions towards TAR College.
Me and my new friend, Wei Quen were pretty funny writing it all out.
He wrote that our English Lecturer, which is an Indian, is very hot, gorgeous, huge and intelligent, LOL!
Then I wrote about the college is very big, and there are many pretty hot girls around lol.

I hope we are fine on Friday because we got his class again lol!!!

Anyway, that's all for today, follow my twitter will ya:
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi

'' I would like to resides a very famous quote from William Shakespeare, FUCK IT! ''
-James Rolfe
(Angry Video Game Nerd: Godzilla)

End.

They've came a long way...

2011-05-17T14:48:00.003+08:00

Let's talk about music artists these days.
They've really came a long way.
Anyone still remember what is the song that makes them shine?

Well, it's my time to rant about them,
in my own view perspective.

First off we have Rihanna.
In my opinion, this mother bitch gets really famous after the collaboration with Jay-Z in Umbrella.

And after that, her styles are really getting weirder and weirder and weirder.
And after she got hit by Chris Brown, oh my, she really changed a lot after that lol.
Actually I still prefer the Rihanna during her S.O.S and Unfaithful music videos.
At least that's the original her, not the current slutty version of Ri-horny-na.

Then we have Usher.
I kinda don't understand the teens nowadays.
He actually made a good hit named Yeah! and that song landed on #1 in Billboard that year, well that was an old song. But too bad, around that time most Malaysian's teenagers, especially Chineses still very less listen to english pop songs.
And so, the song that make him fucking famous in Malaysia, is OMG.

Ermm, all I can say is, this song, damn lame. But that time I keep singing to it, don't know why, lol. Oh wait, he has another hit too named Love In This Club, that was a good one too but still, I think OMG takes the place because of its easy-to-remember and meaningless lyrics.

Now let's take a look at Chris Brown.
This nigga punched Rihanna in the FACE!
Lol, anyway, the song that got him on the track is With You.

This is definitely his best song. And after that, his songs kinda changed into gangsta gangsta nigga nigga style. I still prefer this his old style.

Then we have the ultimate Eminem.
First of all, he made shitloads of good rap songs.
And for me, based on my opinion, the song that make him the God of Rap is definitely Love The Way You Lie.

Yeah I know, some of you may disagree with me, but when Love The Way You Lie released, the whole world is playing and trending it. I bet Osama also was rapping along to it inside his bunker in Pakistan, lol. Too bad he died already.

Oh yeah, let's go to Lady Gaga.
Her first hit is definitely Just Dance,
but in my opinion, the song that makes her so damn famous that no one can replace her is Bad Romance.

Well, Paparazzi is a close call to this song but still Bad Romance takes the place.
Anyway, her costume really gets weirder and weirder after each music videos.
I wonder what would she wear in the next one after Judas' music video.
Perhaps she will be covering herself in animals' intestines and break-dancing, damn!

Then we have Ke$ha.
The song is definitely her first hit, Tik Tok.

Ermm, I think she's involed in a triple threat match with Lady Gaga and Katy Perry.
Going for the ''Who has the weirdest and lamest costume in Music Video'' Award.
Ermm, her song is kinda catchy but I don't like em.

Last we have Katy Perry.
This is a tough one, but I'd go for Firework.

Among all of her music videos Firework is the one that has most views, which is up to 180 million. Well, actually she's the hottest compare to Lady Gaga and Ke$sha.
But then, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER IN THE E.T. MUSIC VIDEO!?
Please be something different and more normal a bit, not a fucking ALIEN having sex in space!

Well, and that concludes my post.
Ehhh, missing something?
Oh yeah! Justine Beaver!
How can I forget herhim!

Oh wait a minute, I think I don't write about artist that is not yet confirmed as a Male or a Female, so, ermm, not going to write about herhim, :p

Kindly FOLLOW my blog to be the first one to know about the updates in my blog.
Have a nice WESAK DAY!

'' Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan! ''
-Nyan Cat
(Nyan Cat Song)

End.

I'd pay to see you frown!

2011-05-15T22:01:00.002+08:00

The beginning part of this song is so awesome :D

Waaaaakss!
Tomorrow must wake up at 6am!!!!

Moody man :(

'' Fake and gay! ''
-Ray William Johnson
(Famous Youtuber)

End.

Fuufufufufuuuufuuuu

2011-05-12T22:24:00.000+08:00

Back at the days when we are still giving middle fingers to LIM CHEE CHAO!

I got nothing to blog about recently.

College is okay for me but starting next week gotta buckle up even harder because I have classes from Monday till Friday, yeah, how great is that -__-

Okay, I saw something funny over Rin's blog.
She wrote:
''omfg,cvh. it's 1.44am and you're telling me ghost stories.''

And I was like,
wait a fucking minute.
VEI HOONG WILL TELL GHOST STORIES ONE DE MEH!?

-__-?

Anyway, just some random things to rant about.

First of all, to those narcissistic people out there in Facebook.
You know what I hate about you guys?
Let you guess...

3...
2...
1...

CREATING YOUR OWN FUCKING FAN PAGE!!!
Okay, that's not a big deal. But what even crazy is that,
you go and promote around and ask all your ''friends'' to like your fanpage.
And I was like...
''Asshole, are you for real?''

Man, these people need to learn some self-respect lessons.

Secondly,
the ones who upload their photos, and write captions like ''Oh I look so ugly in this photo''
And when people praise them ''Where got, you look pretty/handsome in this photo la''
And he/she will reply ''No la, sooo ugly!''

Okay, here's the deal.
Since you look so fucking ugly, and your face looks like a vagina, why still bother uploading it to Facebook to show your fucked-up face?

Even Ryan Higa also made fun of these type of people.
Ahhh...

Ehh... If you happen to stumble across my blog,
and you read this post, and you are actually doing the things that I stated above.
Oh man, here's something for ya.
o0o

Last but not least, I recommend you guys to go and check out this Zombie Drama.
http://www.youtube.com/show/biteme
Although it only has 5 Episodes but its really fun to watch.

And, follow my twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi
:)

That's all for today, stay tuned for more updates from the one and only, ME :D!

'' 我俾碌蕉你含, 你會否幫我含. ''
-张家輝
(中華賭俠)

End.

Society Rant

2011-05-09T18:17:00.006+08:00

Ermm, there's this one thing I really want to rant about.

So recently there is this one video that get really famous over the Internet, especially Facebook.
Well, it's about 4 girls bullying a girl lar.

So since I got nothing to do, let's talk about this video.

Basically the video is about 4 mother bitches bullying a girl.
They used a tie to like rape her or something, then slap her.
Then even more wtf is that they cut her hair.

And then UNFORTUNATELY for the 4 mother bitches. Ermmm, one of them uploaded the video onto Facebook.

Now this is another thing that I want to talk about.

First of all, the mother bitch is just so broke-ass dumb.
You recorded something that is suppose not to be shown in public, but you go and upload it onto Facebook.

Hmm, I think the uploader's brain must be the size of an ostrich's brain la.
She (I think is a she) thought that uploading such video will make her famous, but the truth hurts.
She is going to get fuck by ICAC, or FBI, or CSI, or simply known as Polices.

Speaking of recording a bullying video.
I mean the real kind of bullying video, not the one fake and gay that you play with your friends one.

Why would you even bother recording such video?
I mean hello, there is something even more meaningful to do in life instead of recording a video of your friend bullying another human.

Here's something meaningful to do when you are bored instead of being a lifeless recorder:

1. If you are a guy, go to your mama's make-up table and learn how to make-up yourself.
2. If you are a girl, buy a condom and try to wear it.
3. Wait a minute, can girls wear condom? Hmmmm.... Anyway, let's move on to number 4.
4. Go sleep in the middle of a road.
5. Swallow a pillow.
6. Swallow a pillow while standing.
7. Swallow a pillow while sleeping in the middle of a road.
8. Swallow a pillow while trying to wear a condom.
9. Fry a pillow and eat it.
10. Go and buy a new pillow.
And the list goes on and on and on and on...

SEE! SO MANY MEANINGFUL STUFFS TO DO! IF YOU HAPPENS TO BE A BULLY, GO AND DO ALL THOSE STUFFS!
You will actually quit bullying and find out that life is seriously more meaningful when you're not bullying anyone.

Anyway,
I hope that the 4 mother bitches got serve well.
Ermmm, what kind of serving style ah?
If you ask me, I will serve them like this:

1. First of all, I will ask 4 guys to Stone Cold Stunner each of them.
2. Then, impale them with some sharp objects, example: Knife, Long Knife, Short Knife, Kitchen Knife etc.
3. After that, the 4 guys will Tombstone Piledriver them so hard that their backbone will crack.
4. Then I will probably pour some flammable oils on them.
5. Incinerate them.

SEE! NOW THAT'S HOW YOU DEAL WITH BULLIES!
Simple right?

Last but not least, to all the bullies out there who bullied people and recorded them down and uploaded the video on Facebook or Youtube,
you are going to end up being like this:

Yeah, I'm serious...
TEEHEE!

'' Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful. ''
-Keri Hilson
(Pretty Girl Rock)

End.

Pow!

2011-05-07T13:23:00.002+08:00

Oh no I think I abandoned this blog for like a week.
So sorry for that.

Oh yeah, so I entered TARC already lo, next Monday will be the first day of my official college life.
So far nothing special happened.

In order to make it up for you guys because of my laziness,
here's a golden quote by Chee Chao.
Will be active blogging again soon, stay tuned :)

'' We must learn to see every kind of person and learn how to overcome all of it if not how to face this society. ''
-Lim Chee Chao
(Friend)

End.

B-No Marss

2011-04-30T20:42:00.005+08:00

Counting down Kelvin's Top 10 Favorite Songs of Bruno Mars.

10. The Other Side

9. Long Distance

8. Again

7. The Lazy Song

6. Marry You

5. Count On Me

4. Who Is

3. Just The Way You Are

2. Grenade

1. Talking To The Moon

Well, and which one is your most-favorited Bruno Mars' song?
Kindly leave your answer in the chatbox on the right :D

Anyway,
Just finished Pokemon Black Version today.
Best out of all the old versions.
So much improvements from the last one,
can't wait for a newer release.

Last but not least, follow my twitter:
http://twitter.com/#!/KelvinOoooi
And uncover the second life of me.

:)

'' Bruno Mars is like the English version of 李圣杰, but way fucking better. ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

End.

Hyperactive

2011-04-26T23:12:00.004+08:00

He said "Son, have you seen the world?
Well, what would you say if I said that you could?
Just carry this gun and you'll even get paid."
I said "That sounds pretty good."

Black leather boots
Spit-shined so bright
They cut off my hair but it looked alright
We marched and we sang
We all became friends
As we learned how to fight

A hero of war
Yeah that's what I'll be
And when I come home
They'll be damn proud of me
I'll carry this flag
To the grave if I must
Because it's a flag that I love
And a flag that I trust

I kicked in the door
I yelled my commands
The children, they cried
But I got my man
We took him away
A bag over his face
From his family and his friends

They took off his clothes
They pissed in his hands
I told them to stop
But then I joined in
We beat him with guns
And batons not just once
But again and again

A hero of war
Yeah that's what I'll be
And when I come home
They'll be damn proud of me
I'll carry this flag
To the grave if I must
Because it's a flag that I love
And a flag that I trust

She walked through bullets and haze
I asked her to stop
I begged her to stay
But she pressed on
So I lifted my gun
And I fired away

The shells jumped through the smoke
And into the sand
That the blood now had soaked
She collapsed with a flag in her hand
A flag white as snow

A hero of war
Is that what they see
Just medals and scars
So damn proud of me
And I brought home that flag
Now it gathers dust
But it's a flag that I love
It's the only flag I trust

He said, "Son, have you seen the world?
Well what would you say, if I said that you could?"

One word to sum this song up: Epic

So, what I've been doing lately?
Paid liao college fee,
May 3rd am going to TARC for Orientation Day.
Fortunately Terence is in the same course with me.

By the way,
not to mention that I am Webdotaing all day long too since I got nothing to do.

Today I just rewatched one of my childhood movie.
I totally forgotten this one until 2 days ago after I watched the new 倩女幽魂.
小倩 (1997)

In my opinion, this is even better than the new one although this version doesn't has Liu Yi Fei in it.

But it's just too nostalgic, this is one of the cartoon that I watched almost twice every week in my grandma's house. And today, I watched it again.

It puts a smile on my face, ahhhh, childhood...

:)

'' Can you please stop swearing? ''
-Ying Ci
(Friend)

End.

Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

2011-04-24T02:48:00.004+08:00

Ahhh, I'm high.

Since the current time is 2:50am, Sunday. This post will be talking about what I did yesterday.

Went Sunway Pyramid for Sones Intel Event yesterday morning.
Kuan Cze fetched us there, along with Lor Yao, Pui Yee, Kai Mui and Ting Hao.

At first I memang tak tau what the event is about la. So mainly the event is to promote Intel thingy and also to support SNSD. They invited 9 girls to dance the ''Visual Dream World'' and the other sones can join in too.

Based on my personal opinion, thank god I didn't became a Sone Maniac like those guys, those boys really, lol, damn funny, imagine a big nerd wearing glasses and dancing girlishly, oh my god that sure is quite some view ain't it? HAHAHAAH!

This is what they did, they freezed for around 3-4 minutes then started dancing when the music starts, trying to attract all the crowds nearby.

Another venue, outside of Sunway Lagoon entrance.

After the event we went lunch at Ninja Joe!
Porky porky burgers!
Hmm, its kinda expensive and the burger size is small but its kinda tasty too.
They talked a lot of KPop thingys which I don't really understand lol since I'm no more a KPop maniac. But we also had fun there, talked for around 1 hour.

And then we went for movie session.

倩女幽魂

Ermmm, what can I say actually?
Crystal Liu Yi Fei is FUCKING HAWTTTT!
She is now my China's Seo Hyun, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

At least I kinda like the story, and the guy who plays as 宁采臣 is really cute, lol.
Rated 8/10.

Actually 倩女幽魂 was once my favorite cartoon when I was a kid.
This movie really reminds me of my childhood.
Saya sudah lupa cartoon itu tahun apa la but I remember I always pop in the CD and watch it when I am at my grandma's house. The cartoon version is certainly epic.

After Sunway Pyramid session I went to Chao's house for second round.
Dinner at the new Kuchai Lama Food Court.
After that went to Moses to watch MU pawn Everton.
Then went to SP Blitzone.
After that Yue fetched me home.

YESTERDAY WAS REALLY A FUN-FILLED DAY!
LOVE IT!

'' 神龙摆尾! ''
-Kelvin Ooi
(Blog Owner)

End.

No More History

2011-04-22T00:24:00.002+08:00

Well, not so.

Okay, it's payback time!

Last year's January.
I will remember that month.
First of all, I really regretted doing that shit,
not because that I scare those authority people will fuck me up.
Is because another reason.

But here I am now, ready to enter college next month.
Have something for those authority people.

You girls/guys are dumb.
One hella racist dumbos.
Just because I didn't do anything wrong then anyhow catch me because I wrote bad words in my blog.
Hahaha, that's funny how you all failed so badly.

You me told a lot of fake shits about you, about how good are you, what good deeds that you did. Bulshit then got la!

Seriously bitch,
the shook-hand shit is so fake, you said you don't want anymore feud between me and you.
Okay, I shook your money-minded dirty hand.
But then, what you did?
Erhemm, please think about it yourself.

You failed as a leader,
if you wanna be a leader, love your members.
Be fair to each and every members, and most importantly,
take away the RACIST attitude.

October, 2011.
One lady told us a shocking news.
You decided to change the rules.
Dragging something out from the rules.
I don't want to say it but I guess most people will know what is that.

I've been waited for so long for this day, to say something to you.

Dear,
FUCK YOU!

Oh wait, wanna catch me?
I didn't write your name down, neh ni neh ni pu pu!

'' Its better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for something you are not. ''
-Be Happy :)
(Facebook Fanpage)

End.

Rise Against

2011-04-19T00:03:00.003+08:00

I'm watching you!

10th post of April.

Life is insane.
Life is hard like a rock.
Life is so lifeless.
Life is boring.
Life is so intense.
Life could be interesting and weird at the same time.
Life is challenging.
Life is like a roller-coaster ride.
Life is amazing.
Life is awesome.

'' Women are a pain in the ass. ''
-Bill Chee
(Friend)

End.

Introduction-

2011-04-15T22:32:00.004+08:00

Know who this ''awesome'' guy is?

His name is Bill.
He is 17 going 18 this year.
Basically he thinks himself is awesome.
So, maybe he is awesome, but I still think Barney Stinson is way more awesome than him.

Okay okay just quit all the bullshits.
Hari ini went yum cha with him at Old Town.
We chatted about whole loads of shits and gossips.
Seriously lar, long time no chat with friend like this already.

Anyway, just a short update since he wants me to blog about him,
so I guess I will do this for him.

By the way, he is studying in Brickfields,
if you're interested to date him please kindly let him know.
Sekian, terima kasih.

p/s: Shit! Bill, I forgotten the quote you said today, well maybe you can remind me in my chatbox if you see this so that I can update the quote in my next post, lol!

'' Geezus! ''
-Ray William Johnson
(Famous Youtuber)

End.

Scream Aim Fire

2011-04-14T23:46:00.003+08:00

Action Snapped!

Guess what?
Kelvin Ooi passed his undang test!
Well, not with flying colours, but he is damn happy :D

'' Esok kirim, hari ini sampai. ''
-Datuk Samy Vellu
(Someone Very Clever)

End.

I Sing ; I Dance ; I Talk Craps

W.O.M.M : Kung Fu Chicken!

End of CNY

I Am Alive

N-A-G-A

Short Update

A Dota Story

Do or let die.

This is My Life

Recap - A Look Back at 2011

1st of Jan

Near End

HOx3

I Work Out

Heart. Part 8

My Top 10 Most-Favourited Hit Songs of 2011

Shots!

Heart. Part 7

Supersonic Heart

Lookey

W.O.M.M : Roads!

Skill-rex

F-O-R-E-V-E-R A-L-O-N-E

Her souls slide away...

那些年

Falling in Reverse

Elevates

Extreme Introduction

Bring Them Out!

Vibe RAWR!

Runnin' and Screamin'

Watercolour

Short Update :D

o-<-<):

Octo-fucking-ber

I'm Sexy and I Know It

W.O.M.M : Evolution of Musics

To Arthur!

Heart. Part 6

Best song to listen while you're high...

Another Movie Review

Apollo 18x2=36

W.O.M.M : Special Occasions or Festivals

Heart. Part 5

Re-fresh

Wake me up, when SEPTEMBER ends.

August 31st

W.O.M.M : Customer Services

Blog Hard!

they hatin'...

W.O.M.M : Studies and Exams

400

Glup Glup Glup

Heart. Part 4

Kelvin's Top 10 Favourite Animated Films of All-Time

Walk Walk See See Jump Jump

对不起 谢谢

Triangle

MTV World Staged

T.G.I.S

Viivvvvaaa

Belum cuba belum tau. Sudah cuba hari-hari mau!

Jet-Lag

Good Luck Kelvin :D

Re-Unite

W.O.M.M : Yellow and Morale

*derp derp*

Slip and Sleep

The wind blows in July

Robots and Aliens

All The Spirits He Saw

First Class

W.O.M.M : DotA's Attitude

Days Months Years

W.O.M.M : Bittersweet Childhood and Deja-Vu

Salute!

Candles

I Love Fridaysssss

R.E.A.L

AD MY ASS!

对不起谢谢

derp derp